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Bardle-B Jones said:
Whatever happened to that kitten Chris picked up out of the backyard? Haven’t heard about it in ages.

I’d check the cwcki, but...

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Chris picked up not one feral kitten, but an entire litter. And then when everyone yelled at him to stop being a spastic and put them back outside, he insisted that they were his kittens the whole time simply because they wandered into his front yard at some point.

I could have sworn that one of them died soon after Chris "adopted" them and he made a post about it, but I might be misremembering that.

TL;DR: those cats are deader than the CWCki
 
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Xochi said:
Chris picked up not one feral kitten, but an entire litter. And then when everyone yelled at him to stop being a spastic and put them back outside, he insisted that they were his kittens the whole time simply because they wandered into his front yard at some point.

I could have sworn that one of them died soon after Chris "adopted" them and he made a post about it, but I might be misremembering that.
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One of them died and the Captain convinced him to give one of the others to a better home. He kept the last one, but we haven't heard anything about it in some time. He's been too busy yammering about the merge to talk about anything else, it seems.
 
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Xochi said:
Chris picked up not one feral kitten, but an entire litter. And then when everyone yelled at him to stop being a spastic and put them back outside, he insisted that they were his kittens the whole time simply because they wandered into his front yard at some point.

I could have sworn that one of them died soon after Chris "adopted" them and he made a post about it, but I might be misremembering that.

TL;DR: those cats are deader than the CWCki
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I was referring to the kitten that stayed, but yeah... haven't heard a thing about it. It either become one with the horde by merging into it and Chris was just so lost in looney land that he didn't even notice, or the cat's doing fine enough and avoids interacting with Chris enough to not warrant mention.

My heart goes out to that kitteh.
 
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Bardle-B Jones said:
I was referring to the kitten that stayed, but yeah... haven't heard a thing about it. It either become one with the horde by merging into it and Chris was just so lost in looney land that he didn't even notice, or the cat's doing fine enough and avoids interacting with Chris enough to not warrant mention.

My heart goes out to that kitteh.
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Slyvia was her name.
I think she appeared last in the video Chris got a Switch if I'm not mistaken.

From those idiot siblings or something.


Anyway, I think it's pretty obvious the reason why Chris hasn't talked about his home life that much is because it's too depressing.
 
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I think Christine would enjoy my penis. My penis is very feminine, and everyone who has sucked it has remarked on its delicate feminine beauty. But it's long. Dear god my penis is so long. I'll be poking the deep reaches of Christine's shitbox for days. After all the pain of anal sex and Christine realizing how bad she fucked up, she will want to be a man again. She will want to put her autistic wonderful satanic delicious dick in some damn pussy. And we'll roll around in a sports car and fuck the hos together. I will bring back Chris-chan. No more Christine.

I will make Chris great again.

If you negrate me I WILL FUCKING BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT, I WILL SHIT IN YOUR FACE, I WILL KILL YOU, I WILL FUCK CHRISTINES ASSHOLE, I WILL FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE AFTER FUCKING CHRISTINES ASSHOLE, DONT FUCK WITH ME
 
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Nebula Slasher said:
Has Chris ever tried to contact the authorities about the Idea Guy scam?
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When calling their mothers did jack shit, he tried calling the Greene County police who also didn't care.

Apparently the Law considered it his First Ammendment Right to shit on the floor and to give a retarded baby-daddy cash funds.
 
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I actually noticed just today that, when Chris wrote the second "apology letter" to Mary Lee Walsh and demand that she asks PVCC to lift its ban on Chris, he strangely mentioned the crumbling financial status of his family more than once, and even mentioned in the conclusion part of the letter that he wishes to do some "activities" inside the PVCC campus.

Does it actually mean, looking at those several contexts, that Chris was trying to sell his Sonichu merchandises in the PVCC campus as soon as the school allows him to make an entrance to the campus?
 
Someone should go to the doorstep of 14BLC with an Ouija board, do a seance and make the house haunted by spirits.
 
Imagine if CWC was born in Germany? well here is the german Chris Chan
 
I think that him being angry is what makes him entertaining. Although not the anger itself but how he express it.
And in the upcoming bronycon, some of us wanted to prevent him from attending, just for an angry Chris footage.
Being angry because of the minor alterations of the fictional chracter got us a picture of his mugshot.
Edit: When he's so pissed at someone and his anger can no longet be expressed with words, he just show his childish hand gesture, which should be an equivalent to finger flipping
 
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May Prince said:
I actually noticed just today that, when Chris wrote the second "apology letter" to Mary Lee Walsh and demand that she asks PVCC to lift its ban on Chris, he strangely mentioned the crumbling financial status of his family more than once, and even mentioned in the conclusion part of the letter that he wishes to do some "activities" inside the PVCC campus.

Does it actually mean, looking at those several contexts, that Chris was trying to sell his Sonichu merchandises in the PVCC campus as soon as the school allows him to make an entrance to the campus?
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Nah, that would have required him to put in some kind of effort. Pretty sure he was just fishing for pity by whining about their poor financial state.
 
SpineySonichu said:
Will Chris ever find a woman desperate enough to fuck him? BronyCon seems to be the perfect place given it's full of fat, desperate women.
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No woman is that desperate. When the options for sexual release are climbing on top of Chris or jerking off, 100% of women will choose jerking off. It's quicker, less smelly, and you don't have to listen to Chris talk about the dimensional merge for hours afterwards.
 
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