Random.txt Horoscopes - Scientifically more credible than regular horoscopes

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Past: "I met my girlfriend 24 years ago. We were at a psychiatric intake."
Present: "This website. Can be full of assholes."
Future: "Lol Calm Down" (with the color-changing text)
 
Past: ”we were all sorts of weird as kids. its why we ended up here”

Present: ”I have been on your side will you please stop having a go at me!”

Future: ”Autists are improving. It used to be you'd have to hold them down to record their screams.”

Yeah, I'm a cow in the making.
 
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