random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Powerlevel but the first time I got laid the dog looked at me sideways after.

 

[make_it_so]

Gator! The baby's a-lawgin me!

 

[Mothra1988]

Are you making fanfic about me now throughout the week? Because you're not the first. Most likely not the last.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

I agreed with most of his chicken nugget video, but had to roll my eyes when he started talking about the classist divide of chicken nuggets

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP! As if Donald Trump never stuffs his face with Mcnuggets. Not to mention that he claims eating chicken nuggets is a sign of poverty when actual poor kids wish their parents could AFFORD to buy them a 4pc Mcnuggets more than 1nce every several months

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

“I sucked 19 dicks and realized ya know what, I’m not gay after all”

 

[Aquinas 2]

Stop making quotable posts and I will.

they're going to quote me on your tombstone when im done with you

 

[Gentlebastard]

Every time I think I've hit peak trans they find new ways to disgust me.

I'm suddenly having "Idiocracy" flashbacks right now.

God I am giggling at the fact that some poor fed will have to shift through this thread for info.

Instead of being happy that her grandfather still remembers her and she's privileged enough to see him every week and make lots of happy memories she's worried about fucking pronouns.

Redditors' idea of hatred is disagreeing with them and saying big no no words. This is ironically a much kinder place behind the nigger faggot talk.

shoutout for the excellent reporting performed by leading racists within the Kiwi Farms

There is something about this soy face that really bugs me. It's a clear indication they are clearly retarded buffoons

My god, could you imagine getting your next assignment and it’s “read this thread to help build our file on these people” except it’s a 1000 page long kiwifarms thread? Jesus christ, those feds would have no idea what an emotional rollercoaster they’re in for.

"me and my wife are looking for a third and we like your vibe when we saw you across the bar buffet"

Obviously, a genocide of ants isn't going to endear you to menthol.

Give it a week and they'll find the agent rocking under his desk, muttering "am hole".

I was hate-reading elsewhere on the Internet earlier today

I have to remind you, friend, of a third option: they're fucking idiots who know nothing and can't be assed to learn a single thing while thinking they know everything up to literal secrets of the universe.

Nah King it is okay. I get dick pics from Null all the time; I just delete them.

Wait, you mean you don't print them out and hang them in the Null Shrine you've erected across from your toilet?

Everything about this sounds so absurd it's like a copy pasta shit post, these people are living memes and it seems so unreal it's almost unbelievable if it weren't for every other autistic clownshow that happened already.

Thank you, have an autistic day.

Poster: “so my arm got cut off, do I need medical attention?”

Redditors:”well we need more context, first-“

This "creature" is so weak willed, so submissive, so buck broken, so God damned pussy whipped, it thinks that it needs government approval to take care of it's own body.

 

[Oxyjen]

Oh Kindness, you munched too close to the sun

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

there's no way this is going to end well lmao

Brokebuck Mountain look like it's going to be lit.

Geeks LARP as nerds they are all fat retards

Nigga, can't you use the search function?

this thread was a mistake

 

[Haffhart]

This is the place where they post the underage diddlydoodles, right?

There's no bottom of the barrel is there?

The world's resources are better spent going after a retarded gossip forum that sometimes says mean things. Forget the animal torture and terror and illegal porn sites. Get your priorities straight.

Jesus is the reason I don't have a 66GB porn collection.

I'm very proud.

It's always the trannies or the autists.

 

[Dill]

Always take relationship advice from the perpetually single 40 year old man.

 

[Faceless Whore]

@Black Man Underwear

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Without my solid 10 year legacy of calling furries faggots and laughing at retards what do I have left in the life? Welp time to kill myelf.

[A]

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I demand more good boys and girls! More! MORE!

 

[melty]

I know fashion well enough to teach it at rationality camps

https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/x8Fp9NMgDWbuMpizA/rationality-lessons-learned-from-irrational-adventures-in

 

[Path Wanderer]

>I recognize those shit stains
I hate this thread.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Kill Europeans. Behead Krauts. Roundhouse kick a Brit into the concrete. Slam dunk a French baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Italians. Defecate in a Spaniard's food. Launch Ukrainians into the sun. Stir fry Poles in a wok. Toss Romanians into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Dutchman's gas tank. Judo throw Belgians into a wood chipper. Twist Czech's heads off. Report Greeks to the IRS. Karate chop Portuguese in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Swedes. Trap Hungarians in quicksand. Crush Belarusians in the trash compactor. Liquefy Austrians in a vat of acid. Eat Serbians. Dissect the Swiss. Exterminate Bulgarians in the gas chamber. Stomp Danish skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Finns in the oven. Lobotomize Slovakians. Mandatory abortions for Norwegians. Grind Irish fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Croatians in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Moldovans with a ray gun. Kick old Bosnians down the stairs. Feed Albanians to alligators. Slice Lithuanians with a katana.

 

[Gentlebastard]

When we do a good job, they get the CIA to MKUltra someone into a new lolcow to our specifications. I'm saving up my credit for a new Cynthia Hanson.

Never thought I would miss these kinds of losers but here we are. We need them to come back into consciousness to defend m’ladies honor and cut up the trannies with their thousand-folded katana or something.

Baby, who needs to keep track of any of that bank shit when you’re committing federal crimes and grifting funds from your 501c3?

Also fucking Christ how trashy are you if you need multiple over the counter abortions?

I would absolutely watch the shit out of a reality show called Troon Island where they dump a cohort of “BPD ADHD tism disabled xe/xir catgender” misfits and film them fighting for a bowl of rice and a dry bed.

His love of both God and country are purely performative and a smokescreen for his ulcerated, impossibly self-centered excuse for a personality.

This nigger thinks he's the Zodiac killer. Nobody cares about your gay little cipher.

You know we live in a clown world when these motherfuckers are slightly less embarrassing than troons.

I don't know what it is about this dude, and I swear I'm a Kiwi Farms asshole, but he strikes me as a sincerely decent, kind person and my heart broke a little reading what happened to him.

>legal right to suicide
nigger just do it lol
what's the law going to do about it? throw your corpse in prison?

Redditors can't go one day without LARPing weird rape fantasies, huh?

 

[Path Wanderer]

And I got two words for you…PUNITIVE DAMAGES

 

[Piss Bear]

Look it's ol' Pastry Balls! He is on his way to visit granny Zippertits.