random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Counterfeit Obol]

I was like "Being gay makes you join the Chinese mob?"

 

[Gentlebastard]

I can't wait for my government issued goth gf to come over and bring free government-issued crack and contraceptives so I can be just like Hunter Biden.

Last year, Ukrainian refugees expressed the desire to avoid being sent to Sweden, feeling that it was too unsafe.

It's always fun when they get exactly what they voted and worked for.

You guys keep arguing about chemicals, but obviously the real danger is the vengeful spirits of the alpacas.

That land doesn't just need a chemical cleanup, it needs a fucking exorcism.

Narratively, those rapes make sense and that was an overall based way to say so long and fuck you very much to a cursed community.

...I guess I expect too much from someone's consent accident fantasy cartoon.

Sexual assault is never funny unless it involves one weirdo accidently fucking every single person he meets.

I developed a fun game with a friend called "clock the Neocities user", where we click through random Neocities pages and try to guess if the creator is male or female based on the front page/bio. And one thing I learned from that is that art styles are clockable.

Well, that's another fun thing on the internet burnt to the ground.

i just noticed that the little brown "guy" is a pooner. You can see top surgery scars. truly the cherry on top of the shit sundae that is that rape fetish cartoon

We live in a day and age where having multiple, seemingly unconnected profiles in creative spaces is possible (unless those danged dirty Kiwifarms doxxes you and Null's army of superhackers comes and murderers your entire family, as is tradition)

watching that video was more painful then when i had to get treated for a cyst that had formed on my arse.

This reminds me of that image that was going around about the CWCxBarb situation
"Did you know that CWC raped his...."
"HER. She is a woman"
"Right. Raped HER mother with HER penis"

It's like a beautiful horny retarded trashfire.

I never had a hand in anything so degenerate as just straight-up serving a Safeway rotisserie chicken

How many more disasters like this will it take for people to realize that men who want to turn into women are kinda retarded and degenerate?

This pooner, my fucking god above and to hell and high water in a rainbow norse tree

Every day that you do nothing is another day that little black boys are hunted and butchered for poorly made spiced Italian-American sausages.

That definitely suggests it's someone with an active interest in old pig-tits.

 

[Seafarer]

Is "newspaper folk" a euphemism for jews

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

If a man doesn't get validation, it's his fault and his problem. If a woman doesn't get validation, it's EVERYBODY'S problem.

 

[Meat Target]

Also, go easy on the Hitler salutes.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I like the number of my usable limbs to be 4 and my strokes to be 0. Not the other way around.

bearskin tactical hoodie with a cum-repelling wipe-clean chest panel.

A 43 year old man, married for ten years, starts cross dressing. At first, it isn't a big deal. Soon, his children wake his wife up to tell her that they found their father passed out by his computer wearing "an adult nappy, a female latex naked body, long pink gloves, and I don’t know what else".

What a master class of pig destruction!

People voted for the option I don't like on one of 10000 trans meme subreddits. The west Democracy has fallen

(I save my bullshit opinions on stuff for here, don't be jealous.)

✓ Tranny
✓ Retarded avatar
✓ Addicted to redditing
✓ Moderator of a sub no one uses
✓ Hangs out in subreddits meant for minors
✓ Autistic
✓ Jewish

BINGO

The birth of a patposter really is one of the most beautiful parts of nature.

this is just the beginning of Total Jannie Death

"r/interracialincestbabyfistingvomitgangbang is going private for 48 hours to protest the reddit API changing, please join us in solidarity."

Wait, she's taking this fat inept retard seriously? What's wrong with her?

"A male went skirt go spinny, it made me feel so manly that I decided I'd be a cockless boy."

"I saw a junkie tripping balls and he seemed to be having such a blast, I decided I should do crack cocaine."

I mean I'll commend that lady for her extraordinary loyalty. Her children found their father passed out in a Buffallo Bill skinsuit with a dildo up his ass and wearing a diaper and she's still standing by her "man."

>posting this "we made le internet le history, reddit!" post and then the next sub to go private is a gay furry porn sub about sucking yourself off

Poetic

why would you let your enemy know that you only plan on resisting them for 2 days before you give up

You're signing up to fuck strangers on camera for money. It's probably going to involve some people interested in your body rather than your personality.

 

[Bloitzhole]

I'm not the one walking around with the giant French penis.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I've reluctantly seen my fair share of naked niggers over the years and those do in fact look like the nuts of a nigger.

looks like nigger feet or nigger toes

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

it is definitely a purple, dead fetus. On a "business" card.

If any lurkers on Tor are looking for a username, you're not going to do better than Dead Baby Towing.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Good luck trying to stop me from drawing massive tits on it

Retarded Admins for Retarded Users.

How much of a wimpy-ass motherfucker you have to be that you get fucked like that and this is your answer

At least lie and say you're gonna sue their asses you bald faggot

If random retards on the Internet have control of your home, you have a dumb home, a retard home, a cuck home.

Let me be clear: I'm a complete cocksucking cuck faggot. Why did this happen to me? I'm one of the good ones! I sucked all the dicks, I cucked to all the idiocy, but yet, this happened to MEEEEEEEEEE. I thought this was only supposed to happen to people whose opinions I don't share!

I hope it happens again and Amazon just drone strikes him.

We are living in the gayest cyberpunk imaginable

What on earth is wrong with him? His ancestors spin in their graves. They hunted mammoth , survived war and famine and farmed the land and the end output is this useless dependent idiot. At this point just cut your nuts off and get in the pod, you’re hopelessly domesticated.

"You didn't demonstrate enough commitment to anti-racism and you didn't show enough support for transgender rights this month! Your phone, smart devices, and electric car have been shut down. Your bank account is limited to $500 in funds, and you can only shop at the attached list of stores. Further racist and homophobic sentiment will result in your lease being terminated and you will be evicted from your apartment for the safety of the other residents."

"IT'S THE END TIMES, THERE'S A FOREST FIRE SOMEWHERE"
Nigger you have 0.5 limbs.

I like eating pussy as much as the next guy, but from some random reddit chick? Nah man, pass.

Reminds me of weebs posting about the Saitama training helping them get in shape. Its autistic but if someone did something useful for a change with that then its cool.

If you let Amazon, Apple or Google to put tapping devices at your home, you don't deserve human rights.

He legit thinks he's posting "thirst traps" but ain't nobody that thirsty, not even those Sudanese niggers who have to walk 50 fucking miles a day for a tiny sip of shitty water with parasitic worms and brain eating amoebas in it

I imagine the reptile brain in his head is just gurgling “MEAT MEAT MORE MEAT PRECIOUS” like Gollum in the middle of ODing on Heroin.

You are doing god's work. I'm just not sure what god exactly.

 

[Meat Target]

I’m going to piss on your door lock and then laugh when you’re locked out of your house due to piss.

SOMEONE hasn't gone to home depot and opened kiwifarms on all the smart fridges .....

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Many Indian women are very attractive when they're not hairy.

 

[Wy4M]

From Audrey Hale, the Nashville shooter her autopsy report:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/audrey-e-hale.159272/post-16401732

 

[Pee Cola]

From Russell Greer's recent Instagram post regarding his campaign to legalise brothels in the whole of Nevada.

Sources (h/t @The Great Citracett)
Instagram
Archive

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

When I was school age, shitting your pants was not encouraged. My God how things change.

I'm going to reincarnate, shit myself daily at school on purpose, and the teacher will have to clean it all up.

 

[PhoBingas]

Teaching children not to shit their pants is white supremacy.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Most likely that's how they became BFF's and that's how [he] got the job, bonding over their mutual love for rape.

It was all just method acting research for his next big role: Pedorapeman.

Initiative: 10/10
Courage: 10/10
Patriotism: 10/10
Grammar: 3/10

What's next, Baby's First Dildo?

I WILL climb the ranks and become head janny

Vancouverites complain of fishy smell after talent agency CEO commits suicide by jumping off building, leaves rambling note talking about rabbits, foxes and insect paraphilia

 

[Meat Target]

Nigga you're only here because your family tree can be traced back to people that 'judged a book by it's cover' enough times to reproduce before dying or being killed.

 

[JustSomeDong]

On a side note, I commented on a post in r/ModCoord calling them idiots and I got Reddit Gold. I guess that means I can put Reddit shill on my resume now.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

A pack of trannies could rape a whole kindergarten class