random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

Reddit is the only company where the employees going on strike will make the product better.

a lot of ethots realize they've shared their asshole with the world for the price of a couple burgers from McDonald's and not all of them will be rich and famous off of it

They're not slaves if they're servile grovelers doing it for free who could be replaced by people equally as pathetic by tomorrow.

I've been in bumfuck, middle of nowhere, neighborhoods built with little old churches in the center, kind of southern towns that had sushi places. They weren't near the coast either.

Granted, they sucked. But they had them.

atleast thats what youtube has taught me

I would like to normalize launching these retards into the sun.

The phlegmy, wet rumble to his voice makes it almost unbearable to watch now.

If any mods wants to add a note to my posts above that I was dumb and wrong feel free!

i'm being a stupid baby child, I realized as I typed the above. The whole thing with cows is that they simply don't learn. It's an essential cow quality. I'm sorry I'm so stupid.

What in the nigger-loving faggot fuck is a "drag laureate"?

I wonder if there's more trannies named Luna than there are named Alice at this point.

They may have to create a new category to properly represent the disaster, a Superduperfund site.

I mean sure, you could have queer, yiddish plant based food for free, but why would you want to?

Hello fellow wetbacks!

You’re a selfish coomer so none of that even applies to you why are you whining about it?

I can't say I could have imagined a time when being selfish was considered a virtue, but here we are.

So many words of copium just to say she loves being a whore.

Thanks for sharing this. It's great to see something nice in these Clown World days.

dang
and I thought that Anne Frank Drag Killer was the single post multihit combo

Now this is a total retard war I love to see.

You just need to shove his head in the toilet and keep flushing. It will take a while, but eventually heart failure and exhaustion would do the job.

 

[keytar]

What rules over you guys now? Jews? Niggers? Sandniggers?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

It's about time to reveal this. I am Caroline Farrow's alt and I will blow out the faggot brains of every nigger cop who enters my premises. You have been warned. Heil Hitler

 

[Meat Target]

I refuse to believe that is a real person and instead will insist you forgot the "(horribly evil) AI generated image" note.

Fuck me, who shaved a yeti and let it loose?

 

[Fannyscum]

Null vindicated by a California judge:

"It's hard to explain, but she's used internet memes in order to try and troll me by dressing my son basically in anti-me regalia. I would ask that be disallowed by the Court."

THE COURT: "I'm not sure what's wrong with corn"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I was so looking forward to enjoying prison

Imagine being felted by a brain damaged drunk.

Its coming. He had a hearing this week

If you've managed to get a site like 4chan on your side through sheer niceness, then I'd say you've become the very antithesis of what a lolcow is.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

He looks like such a sad little twitching goblin. Any timestamps for turkey gobbling?

Tetanus and Gas Gangrene, here I come!

 

[Anne Hyroe]

How did I never notice this interaction before?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

you nitpicking Talmudic cocksucker

Rick woke up from his meatloaf coma to continue the fight

They are protecting their main export, ladyboys.

What a wonderful way to start a Friday. Thanks shit lips

 

[Meat Target]

You get a similar effect by teaching a Furby to say enjoy prison and no child at random points during the day but it's less fat and gross and doesn't build shitty furniture.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Tranny who lives in multi-million dollar home stabs Jew daddy dentist in a fight a few days ago. Apparently also a drag queen who went by "Menorah Horowitz". I wish I was making this up.

I want those motherfuckers to know that they are paying for porn on the internet and not just typing in boobs into google images

if you've ever been to 4chan, you can sometimes tell whats real, and whats just a FBI agent on K talking about glock switches and trying to honeypot someone

you can be a fulfilled person without having a higher body count than the Clintons

I was so looking forward to enjoying prison and I'm not there yet!

Turns out it's some 1942 gmod Rping Patriot Front member (no I'm not saying the gmod part for comedic effect I am being dead serious.)

Troon me once, shame on you. Troon me thrice... couldn't think of anything clever (coffee hasn't kicked in)

"Never thought I'd die fighting next to a Average Redditor"

"What about side by side with a shitposter?"

Nothing is more painful to a redditor than a bit of truth and reality.

The universe offers very few reliable constants you can always rely on. Death and taxes are the two best-known ones. But the stupidity and scumminess of porn whores is another.

no joke, when tito fucking ortiz is the sane one you know you are a fuck up

Those toilets deserve the Medal of Honor for what they went through.

Can it even be considered a small southern town if there's not a sketchy Chinese restaurant?

Edit: sorry, I rarely visit this thread but jesus fucking christ

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This site is an autism melting pot of obsessive freaks. Do you expect people to not act autistic and obsessive here?

 

[RACISM]

Would anyone have a copy of the video where Lord Bung is talking about his broken ass?

My brother in christ I just saw a man rape and jizz 69 people to a catchy 60's tune,

 

[Pissmaster]

you can remember juneteenth is the nineteenth of june because Nine starts with N just like Nigger

said by @Black Man Underwear in chat

 

[Gentlebastard]

stimulating that most female of organs; the prostate.

I will warn you, you will feel sexually harassed while watching this

He doesn't even block people on Twitter who totally for real are his toilet and liver that somehow gained sentience and an Internet connection.

This was in connection to the California brawl between Armenian parents and blatant homosexuals.

Imaging having to explain to an English Lord and a Japanese multinational directer what the fuck "gooning" is and how thats going to be a solid investment.

Troubling precedent. Soon people will be suing the NAACP and the NBA any time a liquor store gets robbed and suing the ADL any time a civilization is destroyed.

Lowtax spend twenty years in a coma of boxed wine, hillbilly heroin, and troon scat porn and still did more than the reddit admins.

He should threaten to rape her. That's always worked for him in the past.

Can I sue discord for raping me?

Can I sue Reddit for making me cut my dick off?

This sleep deprived lesbian has a laundry list of people she doesn't want to interact with, and writes a lot of gay male porn on her AO3. Par the course.

Imagine a big tree full of necked soyjack wood carvings.

I believe she randomly stumbled upon one of Rick's daily spergouts about getting buckbroken by the pests and tried to give him genuinely well-meant and reasonable advice about not engaging them 18 hours a day in autistic frenzy, to which Rick responded with his usual tact and social grace.

To the Surrey Gestapo: You are persecuting a mother of four, on behalf of a mentally ill sexpest.

Anyways. It’s been a blast. Keep sneeding!

Please do not encourage making false police reports, and more importantly, learn how to use a fucking apostrophe.

Stories about commie pay-what-you-want cafes closing are always my favorite. You always know the end result, but it's always fun to read about what crazy shit they believe in that led to their closure.

But even if I am 80 when the war comes, I'll have nothing to lose, as I will be at the end of my life and you can bet pounds to pennies that I will fight like man possessed, with the fury of a thousand suns, and I will fill the streets with their blood.

Or maybe not, because I'll probably be a pants-shitting, dribbling, dementia-ridden old cunt by 80.

Honestly this dude is just a vapid pedant, he is not snob. He wishes he could afford to be.

tl;dr FUCK DOLBY 5.1

...is that fish on a bed of ketchup with watercress on top? Because it looks a lot like pan-fried fish on a bed of Heinz 57 with watercress on top.

Wow, a group of trannies are publicly admitting to having a thing for non-consensual voyeurism and rape, it's almost like there's a noticeable recurring pattern to this.

If your first name has an apostrophe in it and you get killed it should automatically be your fault.

I want to hold this guy down and puncture his ears with an ice pick, then set all his closed captioning to Chinese.

That's just plain lazy. Even the sweatiest and stupidest boner comedies of yesteryear would at least line up three or four unique set-ups for the gross sexual assault they had in mind.

"either prank or satanic" sums up most culture these days

You know what, I really wish it was bring your child to work day at the World Trade Center on September 11 2001, It would have spared us all from having to know this unfunny faggot ever existed.

Charging people for STDS would be a better business plan.

You know those times where you want to eat something, there's leftovers but you don't want to eat leftovers, so, as a kid you just mix the leftovers together and hope for the best?

These dishes somehow look fucking worse.

"I'm not gonna pay to get AIDS in my mouth."

I'm questioning why exactly they're using a franchise targeted at people well below age 18 connected to this sort of shit and no answers make me happy.

I hope the judge throws out their suit for poetic irony.

Tee hee lets get worms and rabies. Take this, patriarchy.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

If armed Americans rise up against the government they can be hard countered by just removing mobility scooter access.

Definitely NiggerStomper1488 because he has more credibility.

Fun fact: literally every member of the Surrey Police Department sodomizes little boys on a daily basis. They don't even get paid money. They get paid in rape dollars, or pounds, or euros, or whatever faggy currency limeys use now.

Only a lolcow wouldn't immediately obey the police

Yeah, murdering babies would really turn me off to her.

 

[Seafarer]

They live entirely through the internet and once they dip for a mental health episode they become schroedinger's tranny: both simultaneously alive and part of the 49%

 

[DrNow]

It's always the coom and the asspats with these people

 

[LurkTrawl]

I mean I figured that shit out when I was 9 and I broke my favourite penknife stabbing a pibble right in it's stupid empty head.

 

[RACISM]

made a mod look bad, so they abused their power to move posts to make this thread. I never had an intention of "debating" people