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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

And though recent events may fit the story of these orcas’ being anti-colonial warriors, you can’t just anthropomorphize animals selectively.

Women at fault, men most effected.

Typically he's been loudly against pride, because gay pride "diminishes his pride in his lifestyle."
By which he means paying for sex.

 

[Pedophobe]

If I were a computer I might have a meltdown about these beliefs contradicting each other, but I maintain the belief that literally everything Becky says is a lie.

You are doing god's work. I'm just not sure what god exactly.

The real value of the site is the friends we made along the way, faggot.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I don't think even PETA has ever sunk as low as crying about a literal pedophile necrophilac murder rapist being treated badly.

Why are ~evil~ Kiwifarmers the only ones noticing this and asking questions?

"How dare you have a differing opinion than me blacky. I'll support BLM destroying working class businesses and troons grooming children. But I draw the line at officials representing large African populations having a different opinion than me. It's literally fascism!!! I only care about minorities if they agree with me." -Average Redditor

i swear, the modern world is just a bloated version of 6th grade

I bet you thought that will sound super gangster in that marvel movie that's playing in your head.

"MODS: We're protesting the select few who make decisions for the majority without consulting them.

EVERYONE: How are you protesting?

MODS: We, the select few, will make decisions for the majority without consulting them."

the fact he faces more punishment for the gun charges than the monkey fucking charges blows my mind

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

This is all happening because some portuguese coomer went and stick his ding-dong into an orca's blowhole

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The guy getting the bike is going to chop it up and sell the parts to buy drugs.

Even Meth Americans are smart enough not to ride the nice bikes they steal.

She isn't even a Jew.

They'll just give him a raise and an underage Chinese prostitute for a job well done.

 

[Seafarer]

I'd rather wank off with sandpaper than have my penis in the same continent as that disgusting rapist.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Skimpy spacesuits all-in-one.7z

 

[RACISM]

I like white people, I don't want them gone. They're always on time, so when I'm late, I don't have to wait.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You about to find out just how real rape is, sweet cheeks.

Ей, Розкомнадзорное пидоры!

Bob isn't a Nazi. They had fashion sense.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@SiccDicc

Jokes on you, that horse is a tranny.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Why can't people be realistic like Mr. Bean?

I've been considering one and I have two functional arms.

How appropriate. "Queer" people are known to evaporate at a moment's notice.

A Substack account, a Twitter acount, one "independently published" book only found on Amazon, and a first page of Google results shared with a pair of dead guys with the same name.

 

[Something Awful]

"it is impossible to have any discourse or healing when drowning in "noodles are tasty" sealioning."



Courtesy of @Wy4M

 

[Wy4M]

"it is impossible to have any discourse or healing when drowning in "noodles are tasty" sealioning."

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Courtesy of @Wy4M

If I may add:
"oh my god, there are videos of women being asphyxiated with plastic bags" -- have you considered for a moment that maybe some of those women _enjoy_ it"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Despite being less than 1 percent of Internet users, redditors make up over half of the cancerous faggots.

Today a middle-aged white man walked in. Ordered a hamburger, fries and a diet coke. Paid in cash without incident

 

[Gentlebastard]

"No matter how much makeup I put on, I'm still a raging incel."

Maybe if you weren't a "freelance marketer who also runs a travel blog" (translation: unemployed Honorary Negro) you could invest a little in your future.

Also complaining about anti-Asian violence. Why does she hate niggers so much?

She's also not half-anything, that's all ham.

MAN, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT BRINGING ISLAMIC PEOPLE TO YOUR CITY WOULD LED THEM REJECT LGBT PEOPLE IN THE OFFICE.

"lol" said the Muslicorpion

"lmao"

Like Randi Harper once said: You made your bed, now get fucked in it.

as an Amerilard you're assumed to be this kind of an asshole. I mean, I'm an asshole but not this kind of whiny, self-righteous fat cunt kind

To be fair, Germans are fucking weird (didn't help that all the normal ones died in WW2)

available in english, frensh, turkish and a bunch of fake languages like polish and dutch

Move over, Jews, we have a new Eternal Victim: the Liberal Woman.

Have you tried not searching for deepfake porn of yourself?

all our best words, like fuck, shit, and cunt, all come from Germanic sources.

Counterpoint: Nigger comes from Latin.

They'll just give him a raise and an underage Chinese prostitute for a job well done.

I'm the kind of guy who rants about the ribbon being introduced in Word 2007

I decided I liked shitposting more than pushing a broom.

Valid reason. glad youre still around.



faggot.

At least he realized he'd been a retard eventually.

OFF TOPIC CAR COLOR AUTISM!

Think this guy will go on my personal lolcow list.

I like seeing the farms mentioned but if you do I will shit talk you and call Null a child-molesting closeeted-faggot terrorist myself because that's what you do on 4chan.

You insult "goyslop takeaway pizza" with this comparison.

I hear that Canada offers assisted suicide with very little criteria, I'm not sure how tough it is to get citizenship though.

After his 50th ass kicking he would be placed in protective custody with chomos and trannies, his people. Much like Chris-Chan, prison is the best place for him. He could learn and grow as a person instead of arguing on Twitter all day.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

DENIED, SIT DOWN!

Last I checked, if a white human and black human touch each other, one of them doesn't just vanish. And trust me, I've chucked several humans at other humans to confirm this. All it gets you is arrested.

Maybe I just find his unmasked visage UGLY!!!!

Man, forget what humans go through, must be intensely dysphoric to start regularly pushing massive eggs out of your dinosnatch.

How do you suppose they deal with that in school, anyway? Disposal chutes in the restrooms that lead directly to the cafeteria?

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Last I checked, if a white human and black human touch each other, one of them doesn't just vanish. And trust me, I've chucked several humans at other humans to confirm this. All it gets you is arrested.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

If you get bulled out of employment by a 12 year old you are too weak to live.

Thus, a new Meme was born and Pepe smiled upon us.

A 12-year-old is facing a criminal harassment charge for making antisemitic comments to their Jewish teacher, who has since resigned

a real Jew would have paid 6 other kids to beat up this one kid.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is being a teacher unsafe work environment Real Hahahaha Nigga Just bully the kid to kill himself Like Nigga call him a faggot Haha

i dont appriceate you : )

Get this kid an account for his 18th birthday.

Like nigga you got bullied by a 12 yo over your religion? Me, a Mormon, has had to deal with that shit my whole life, and you know what you do pussy?? Laugh! You want to hit a 6th grader with a fucking misdemenor charge because he drew you a shitty version of hitler lol. Eat shit, you aren't special, you don't have any more rights than the rest of us, the holocaust was 80 years ago, mustache man is dead, and you proably just created a Neo Nazi out of this kid. Great fucking job.

The Hitler smuggy is hilarious.

 

[RACISM]

Josh has learned what he needs to learn from me.
But I'm entitled to use his platform.
I've suffered for it. More than you could know.

 

[internet friend]

HoneyBadger over on the forums called Rick out on his blatent homosexuality.

https://archive.is/woBGo

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You will see all the gay sex you ever wanted in prison, stalker.