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[Admiral Throbnelius]

look, i know this shit sound and look autistic but hear me out. wouldn't it be better to browse this site in 4K glory?

fucking niggers, the source code of my site has nothing malicious in it.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The Jannie Genocide is apparently beginning.

A Jannycide, if you will.

Ah, memories! Getting baited into looking at goatse was the quintessential Web 1.0 Rite of Passage

Goatse's an old friend now.

I'll take a pervert with an immaculate stretch armstrong anus over a child killer with an unremarkable one. Or an amhole.

the meatspin song was playing on the radio at work, I couldn't get the image out of my head until the song ended.

HEY EVERYBODY! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!

IKEA catalog isn't much of a personality.

I first saw goatse (and many other "classic" images) sprayed on the walls in Counter-Strike. Ah, memories.

My personal shock spray was Rule 34 of Hitler with a giant boner giving the Roman salute.

This may be an unpopular opinion but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.

Who wants to play the ugly tranny game in the long running "we got lied to by some bald creep" series?

Of course, I'm armchair analyzing the minds of men so stupid they think they pass as women. I have no clue what they were thinking.

The chemtrail people are back, baby!

I've joked before that Skynet is going to be sexually harassed into killing all humans but damn if tumblr doesn't make it seem like a prophecy.

It’s like cryptozoology: the study of made up shit by retards.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Typically he's been loudly against pride, because gay pride "diminishes his pride in his lifestyle."

Yo! Zeus, can I borrow a thunderbolt?
Whatsup Yahweh? What are the mortals bothering you with now?
Gay orgies? Please! I turned into a swan to fuck bitches when I was tired of being a literal bull.
What? sterilising and sexualising kids? Even the Cult of Cybelle didn't go that low.

this town ain't big enough for two abusers, pardner

"I heard you say chocolate was pretty good but when I poured it into my asshole and I got constipated and it like, dried out and caked to me, I thought it was pretty painful, fuck chocolate." ~Josh Null Moon, Circa 2023

Also, this means that they have the biggest repository of Furry porn you can think of.

Sounds like a good way to troll yourself into a few decades in prison.

Racial grievancemongering has way more pull than haunted vaginas

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

3/10 Chink Lara has small tits.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

it was more likely the violent pyschotic tranny tbh.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Basically minimalism is the home style equivalent of that chick that claims she's into spirituality, Buddhism, inner peace and all that nonsense, but she regularly gets into hair-pullout fights in parking lots and screams at the slightest bit of unanticipated traffic.

I'm always astounded when someone wants to die but decides that he needs to go through a government-approved euthanasia program instead of picking one of the myriad ways available to him. Like, how pathetic are you when you have so little say over your own life that you can't even decide whether or not you continue living?

ffs, he can't even break a cookie in half

It's the classic tranny vs coomer war all over again.

Your tinfoil isn’t far off at all imo

If there's a tranny on the internet, it's creation or origin can be traced back to Tumblr, Neogaf/resetera, GDQ or SA.

THEY MAY HAVE BEEN A NECROPHILE KILLER.
BUT THEY WERE A HER.

a vast, well-organized online network of right-wing fascist cells (of which the now defunct KiwiFarms used to be one, wink wink)

It's over for the entire continent. A redditor has declared that they all are the big gay (he is very straight and has lots of sex).

If in any given conversation, the african is in the right, you should reevaluate your life choices

Even the AI knows you're a genetic dead end that cannot be allowed to breed at any cost

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

And though recent events may fit the story of these orcas’ being anti-colonial warriors, you can’t just anthropomorphize animals selectively.

Women at fault, men most effected.

Typically he's been loudly against pride, because gay pride "diminishes his pride in his lifestyle."
By which he means paying for sex.

 

[Pedophobe]

If I were a computer I might have a meltdown about these beliefs contradicting each other, but I maintain the belief that literally everything Becky says is a lie.

You are doing god's work. I'm just not sure what god exactly.

The real value of the site is the friends we made along the way, faggot.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I don't think even PETA has ever sunk as low as crying about a literal pedophile necrophilac murder rapist being treated badly.

Why are ~evil~ Kiwifarmers the only ones noticing this and asking questions?

"How dare you have a differing opinion than me blacky. I'll support BLM destroying working class businesses and troons grooming children. But I draw the line at officials representing large African populations having a different opinion than me. It's literally fascism!!! I only care about minorities if they agree with me." -Average Redditor

i swear, the modern world is just a bloated version of 6th grade

I bet you thought that will sound super gangster in that marvel movie that's playing in your head.

"MODS: We're protesting the select few who make decisions for the majority without consulting them.

EVERYONE: How are you protesting?

MODS: We, the select few, will make decisions for the majority without consulting them."

the fact he faces more punishment for the gun charges than the monkey fucking charges blows my mind

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

This is all happening because some portuguese coomer went and stick his ding-dong into an orca's blowhole

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The guy getting the bike is going to chop it up and sell the parts to buy drugs.

Even Meth Americans are smart enough not to ride the nice bikes they steal.

She isn't even a Jew.

They'll just give him a raise and an underage Chinese prostitute for a job well done.

 

[Seafarer]

I'd rather wank off with sandpaper than have my penis in the same continent as that disgusting rapist.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Skimpy spacesuits all-in-one.7z

 

[RACISM]

I like white people, I don't want them gone. They're always on time, so when I'm late, I don't have to wait.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You about to find out just how real rape is, sweet cheeks.

Ей, Розкомнадзорное пидоры!

Bob isn't a Nazi. They had fashion sense.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@SiccDicc

Jokes on you, that horse is a tranny.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Why can't people be realistic like Mr. Bean?

I've been considering one and I have two functional arms.

How appropriate. "Queer" people are known to evaporate at a moment's notice.

A Substack account, a Twitter acount, one "independently published" book only found on Amazon, and a first page of Google results shared with a pair of dead guys with the same name.

 

[Something Awful]

"it is impossible to have any discourse or healing when drowning in "noodles are tasty" sealioning."



Courtesy of @Wy4M

 

[Wy4M]

"it is impossible to have any discourse or healing when drowning in "noodles are tasty" sealioning."

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Courtesy of @Wy4M

If I may add:
"oh my god, there are videos of women being asphyxiated with plastic bags" -- have you considered for a moment that maybe some of those women _enjoy_ it"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Despite being less than 1 percent of Internet users, redditors make up over half of the cancerous faggots.

Today a middle-aged white man walked in. Ordered a hamburger, fries and a diet coke. Paid in cash without incident