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[Agent Abe Caprine]

When I was school age, shitting your pants was not encouraged. My God how things change.

I'm going to reincarnate, shit myself daily at school on purpose, and the teacher will have to clean it all up.

 

[PhoBingas]

Teaching children not to shit their pants is white supremacy.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Most likely that's how they became BFF's and that's how [he] got the job, bonding over their mutual love for rape.

It was all just method acting research for his next big role: Pedorapeman.

Initiative: 10/10
Courage: 10/10
Patriotism: 10/10
Grammar: 3/10

What's next, Baby's First Dildo?

I WILL climb the ranks and become head janny

Vancouverites complain of fishy smell after talent agency CEO commits suicide by jumping off building, leaves rambling note talking about rabbits, foxes and insect paraphilia

 

[Meat Target]

Nigga you're only here because your family tree can be traced back to people that 'judged a book by it's cover' enough times to reproduce before dying or being killed.

 

[JustSomeDong]

On a side note, I commented on a post in r/ModCoord calling them idiots and I got Reddit Gold. I guess that means I can put Reddit shill on my resume now.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

A pack of trannies could rape a whole kindergarten class

 

[Gentlebastard]

Has the jannycaust finally begun?

The jannies had their mops taken away. Everyone point and laugh at the jannies.

If a redditor really wanted to make a mark on history (or at least get your name added to the reddit wikipedia article), you should commit suicide and blame it all on reddit taking away free access to the API. The more redditors that do it, the bigger the chance that the company will reverse their policy.

Sanctioned Suicide is only a click away if you need any help.

edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Men who are destroying themselves by cooming read a horror story about a guy who destroys himself by cooming and go "Wow, what a happy story!"

trooning out: the new midlife crisis

Life is a fuck
Born to sneed
1488 dead trannies

These faggots protest with the softness of a nun's virgin blowjob.

(offensive jokes are okay when we do it)

When I cheer the fact 500 africans drown trying to cross to Italy, it is not because I am rooting for the sea.

Is it true? Is it finally the Night of the Long Brooms?

OH HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED.

Hearing about reddit problems is like hearing about bombings in Africa.
By that I mean I don't really give a shit, since it only affects the local AIDS nigger population.

I hit my 40's, bought a 60 year old red convertible with a black top and a 401ci Nailhead and thought I was being stereotypical.

That being said, if I have a choice between running around looking like a linebacker in lipstick or driving a cool car.... I'll take the latter.

At least my dick still works in the latter case.

This is a man who in his own case tried to personally introduce in court how he kidnaps Negro children and turns them into pepperoni.

Physical mass is the only real asset that he has, and even most of that is water and empty subatomic space.

people die three times: when you pass, when your name is last spoken, and when your internet content is wiped from company databases.

R/crack has blacked out. I repeat, r/crack has blacked out.

REDDIT REFUGEES NOT WELCOME
KEEP MOVING

I hope you can one day fulfill your dream of organizing all Kiwi Farmers into beating Redditors with wet HDMI cables and industrial cattle prods.

Nobody would cross that picket line…..but we would, and in one fell swoop, every board would be filled with Terry Davis videos screaming “Nigger cattle!” Many an asshole picture would be seen, many a tranny would seethe.

The prime corpojanny is a Twitch-mod who came in their pants after getting a hug from a female streamer and admitting it on camera. That's the level of humanity you're dealing with with corpojanitors.

You are just salty that null never touched you...

Pro-LGBT Church Destroyed After Act of God

I'm glad God is also celebrating Pride month in his own way

This as funny as lightning striking that wall with the mural of Saint Floyd on it.

Relax, they'll go back to their discords once they pop on here and realise there's no child porn.

 

[Niggolash]

 

[RACISM]

Null knows exactly what he did and he's going to have to live with the consequences of his actions, even if he's blissfully unaware

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Straight white transphobes did this to him. It can't be that he is now fucking repulsive looking and nobody wants to look at or touch him. It can't be that.

It can't be that we don't like seeing niggers burn our cities to the ground and grift for jew-pities and societal favor because normal people demand that there be consequences for their actions. It can't be that we sometimes express disdain toward them because they have made blatant disrespect a definitive feature of their culture and attitude. We're just racists. It must be that.

Why do we keep doing this to poor marginalized groups?

Sounds like you wish she'd grow one. You're obviously in the balls side of the futa camp.

Even if she did, they'd still be bigger than yours. Nigger.

I am woefully uninformed about the vast majority of YouTube Commentary Cows, but I've really got to say that every single time I hear the name Bowblax all I can imagine is a blown-out bottom faggot with a BBC obsession. Bowblax sounds way too close to "blow blacks" for me to come to any other conclusion.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I bring up SA a lot for this very reason, and because it's sort of to the Internet was the Holocaust was to the 21st century

 

[NoReturn]

If you ever wanted to see Goofy dancing in drag...

 

[Gentlebastard]

I need to know how to improve Tor consistency with crystals.

Days since fat men troons tried erasing women to make themselves valid 1 0

Recently John Hopkins University shown their LGBTQ+ glossary describing lesbians as "non-man attracted to non-men",

Imma show them a picture of a couple of dogs fucking, and say "Behold, a lesbian!"

There's nothing more manly than comforting your dudebro during his period.

There is much cope, and all of it is archived here.

"I have a beautiful singing voice"
"I sound like Kermit the Frog"

it’s like Paris syndrome but for faggotry

He kept yelling at the makeup lady, ate the sound guy, and left this trail of grease all over the studio. They were glad to get rid of him but the smell still lingers. Also he broke all their chairs by being very fat.

Chris asks how we deal with the lying media. Someone has a solution*
(*I am legally obligated to say I do not endorse this solution)

There's literally an informal tranny cult on reddit, and sometimes it's a tranny death cult.

I was promised dead troons. I want my fucking BAT back.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

A hundred Auschwitzes won't be enough.

 

[RACISM]

I don't care, kiwi farms in 2023 is a dead gay nigger site and all he cares about is shekels. 2022 was a golden year, recently he's ignored all logic, I have no faith he has anything he can do to dig him out of the hole he dug for over a decade of being a fat, antisocial, homosexual sadist. It's one thing to be like "oh, this is a hot potato, I might be worse off for rolling the dice here, but it's for the best" it's another thing entirely to go "so reddit for nazis, run by a man who admitted to watching shotacon hentai and wanting to cut a woman into little pieces and rape her until she shits herself and then leaves her to starve". Like, the sort of stuff that happens here has been happening in Facebook groups the entire time, Twitter has moved towards a more free speech situation. We lift news articles from other websites. Almost everything that's documented is given freely and next to none of it is actually hunted for. I hope Null's saving cause he's been listening to people who fucking hate him and don't give a shit about his website and I'm done caring if I stay or go. We are the website, without us, there's nothing here, and I'm done stressing about him and his long term success, he can either let people speak freely or he can fuck off back to his fucking hovel and have trannies hunt him down like a stuck pig cause he's too pussy to just shoot them when they come to his house with a knife like Greta and Nina did.

 

[Sprate Header]

It's not "domestic abuse" you fucking bigots, it's a "relationship accident".

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Ours is paved with facts and painful truths, and we have no idea where it will lead.

 

[Betonhaus]

I have a vagina, and you're a bigger pussy than I am.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I know it's a boring thread now, but I don't see why it should die when Byuu won't.

She’s a good girl and she merges my quadruple-posts with minimal anger. What more do you want?

This might also be the reason why she randomly cures people's autism.

She said meaningful things to me such as.

"I don't like you but I'll cure your autism"

fire null too

Is this the mod thirst thread? Does she have khazar milkers?

She's my favorite online jew.

She put that in a pickles jar and pissed on it.

 

[Pissmaster]

Modern science has been proven to be less reliable than @animehellenist88 on twitter, the racist guy at the gym and the voice in your head.