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[Gentlebastard]

"No matter how much makeup I put on, I'm still a raging incel."

Maybe if you weren't a "freelance marketer who also runs a travel blog" (translation: unemployed Honorary Negro) you could invest a little in your future.

Also complaining about anti-Asian violence. Why does she hate niggers so much?

She's also not half-anything, that's all ham.

MAN, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT BRINGING ISLAMIC PEOPLE TO YOUR CITY WOULD LED THEM REJECT LGBT PEOPLE IN THE OFFICE.

"lol" said the Muslicorpion

"lmao"

Like Randi Harper once said: You made your bed, now get fucked in it.

as an Amerilard you're assumed to be this kind of an asshole. I mean, I'm an asshole but not this kind of whiny, self-righteous fat cunt kind

To be fair, Germans are fucking weird (didn't help that all the normal ones died in WW2)

available in english, frensh, turkish and a bunch of fake languages like polish and dutch

Move over, Jews, we have a new Eternal Victim: the Liberal Woman.

Have you tried not searching for deepfake porn of yourself?

all our best words, like fuck, shit, and cunt, all come from Germanic sources.

Counterpoint: Nigger comes from Latin.

They'll just give him a raise and an underage Chinese prostitute for a job well done.

I'm the kind of guy who rants about the ribbon being introduced in Word 2007

I decided I liked shitposting more than pushing a broom.

Valid reason. glad youre still around.



faggot.

At least he realized he'd been a retard eventually.

OFF TOPIC CAR COLOR AUTISM!

Think this guy will go on my personal lolcow list.

I like seeing the farms mentioned but if you do I will shit talk you and call Null a child-molesting closeeted-faggot terrorist myself because that's what you do on 4chan.

You insult "goyslop takeaway pizza" with this comparison.

I hear that Canada offers assisted suicide with very little criteria, I'm not sure how tough it is to get citizenship though.

After his 50th ass kicking he would be placed in protective custody with chomos and trannies, his people. Much like Chris-Chan, prison is the best place for him. He could learn and grow as a person instead of arguing on Twitter all day.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

DENIED, SIT DOWN!

Last I checked, if a white human and black human touch each other, one of them doesn't just vanish. And trust me, I've chucked several humans at other humans to confirm this. All it gets you is arrested.

Maybe I just find his unmasked visage UGLY!!!!

Man, forget what humans go through, must be intensely dysphoric to start regularly pushing massive eggs out of your dinosnatch.

How do you suppose they deal with that in school, anyway? Disposal chutes in the restrooms that lead directly to the cafeteria?

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Last I checked, if a white human and black human touch each other, one of them doesn't just vanish. And trust me, I've chucked several humans at other humans to confirm this. All it gets you is arrested.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

If you get bulled out of employment by a 12 year old you are too weak to live.

Thus, a new Meme was born and Pepe smiled upon us.

A 12-year-old is facing a criminal harassment charge for making antisemitic comments to their Jewish teacher, who has since resigned

a real Jew would have paid 6 other kids to beat up this one kid.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is being a teacher unsafe work environment Real Hahahaha Nigga Just bully the kid to kill himself Like Nigga call him a faggot Haha

i dont appriceate you : )

Get this kid an account for his 18th birthday.

Like nigga you got bullied by a 12 yo over your religion? Me, a Mormon, has had to deal with that shit my whole life, and you know what you do pussy?? Laugh! You want to hit a 6th grader with a fucking misdemenor charge because he drew you a shitty version of hitler lol. Eat shit, you aren't special, you don't have any more rights than the rest of us, the holocaust was 80 years ago, mustache man is dead, and you proably just created a Neo Nazi out of this kid. Great fucking job.

The Hitler smuggy is hilarious.

 

[RACISM]

Josh has learned what he needs to learn from me.
But I'm entitled to use his platform.
I've suffered for it. More than you could know.

 

[internet friend]

HoneyBadger over on the forums called Rick out on his blatent homosexuality.

https://archive.is/woBGo

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You will see all the gay sex you ever wanted in prison, stalker.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Where else do you go when it's 3 a.m. and you need some zip ties, a sledgehammer, a hacksaw, some contractor bags, condoms, a bottle of whiskey, a mop, and bleach?

I didn't know yelling at a retreating Sysco truck with an poorly secured rear door allowing boxes to fall out of the back counted as "placing an order" but clearly that's what happened here.

I would not be surprised if he has some strange grudge against stand mixers.

If fidget spinners had been a thing when I was a teen it would have been just another thing to steal from the sped's hands and yeet across the parking lot.

Now I wasn't talking about her tits.


I was counting her boobs as a single trait..She also has a nice ass.

"highly targeted phishing attack" means someone posed as a 13 year old girl on discord

rule of thumb, if your whole movement can shop at Target and Forever 21, youre probably not counterculture

On a long enough timeline, the tinfoil hat kooks end up vindicated.

He definitely has to be known locally as retard.

Diaper wearing furry truck driver:

Master of social media growth stays away from trendy popular things

 

[Gravemind]

I'll say it nice and slow since you're retarded

Do - you - have
Any - receipts
To - back - that - up

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Quit trying to fuck with me by citing Don Bluth movies. Your MOM is a joke to me!

If it's an alien species with the same abilities as humans why should I not discriminate against them, they're alien they're not human and im gonna prioritise my group over theirs

I respect aberrations of god

 

[Spud]

I need the gif of Anisa bouncing up and down with her titties out

 

[NoReturn]

stop quoting me in random.txt

 

[Gentlebastard]

Hahahaha. But seriously, kill yourself. This is the stupidest thing I've read in a while.

lead from the pillbox windows of his half house. shipping pallet chairs strewn all over his lawn like the iron hedgehogs on omaha beach. shit's gonna be like d-day.

I know he is the king of bad life choices, but even this was a bit of a surprise to me.

This is somehow gayer than what I expect

and stop quoting me in random.txt

 

[Meat Target]

I keep trying to think of something other than "gibbering Gnostic death cultists" but is there a better explanation?

 

[RACISM]

my parents love me and as far as they know Null's an anti-tranny hero and there isn't a cabal of antifa-style niggerfaggots conducting gayops against their son

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Even extremely offensive slurs like, tranny, nigger, cisgender, pakistani should be allowed

 

[Betonhaus]

This fucking evil control freak brick faced raping fuck deserves to die screaming in the dark, stumbling around his filthy apartment searching for his dilator.

 

[vomitusdeux]

"What's on a farm of Del Monte pineapples?'

Angry guards and dead people, apparently.

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Pedophobe]

How can you possibly stand against a woman who managed to get $15 from a Jew?

 

[sodaboard]

and stop quoting me in random.txt