random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MrJokerRager]

Ah yes

Marx, Derrida , Foucault, Max Horkheimer, Charles Fourier, Derrick Bell, Judith Butler, Gramsci and on on

Everyone responsible for the mordem day left tought and its influence on academia were NOT leftists at all, they were arab supremacists all along, guess we just gotta accept Andre Tate and Ali Khamenei as the new supreme leaders of our new global Caliphate

The west is saved, salamun alaykum

 

[crowabunga]

my standard for this stuff is "would i have to commit suicide if people irl knew i watched it" and this awards show cleared that bar

 

[Towoman]

If there is anything being on this God forsaken site has taught me it is that stupidity is an equal opportunity affliction.

"this sure is delicious ice cream, too bad I can't enjoy it since someone mutilated my dick!"

lokoko wrote:
holy SHIT this dude is fucking disgusting.

MetalMax wrote:
With every fiber of my being, fuck this and fuck whoever made this.

"fucking tell me in full detail how you want to anally ravage my characters you dickwad be hornier NOW"

Spoiler: source

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/gaypornaficionado

 

[Aunt Carol]

Damn, he's still alive and still illiterate.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

I still think he's funny but I'm not looking forward to hearing the guttural moaning he lets out while his prostate is being treated like a speed bag.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

step 1: Get raped and abused by a tranny
step 2: Stream about your rape while smirking
step 3: ???
step 4: drug money.

 

[Chongqing]

Kiwi word of the day is fantasist!
Can you say fantasist? Fan·ta·sist.
I knew you could!

I think this quote is really iconic and it's been in my head since I read it.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If this thread ends up becoming a place where autistic family-oriented nerds find each other, then maybe Kiwifarm's public image could change for the better? (unlikely)

Considering most of us are probably male, I doubt that's likely.

I found out thats not true the hard way.

Thought I was cumming into a boyhole only to find out it was a vagina (female).

 

[Asian tech support]

is that... A TROOOON?

JET NEPTROON TO THE RESCOON

 

[SentinentCloud]

When are you drawing that picture of me being raped by niggers that you promised?

 

[GumballFapper]

"Pretty sure if anyone woke up and found out they were me, they'd probably...choose not to be alive" - Adam White 2023

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

♪ Biden got ran over by a nigger ♪

 

[RACISM]

 

[Tablet County]

id abeeb a bear

Rocks should not be pets. I had one named Medusa and she was miserable until I set her free.

I recommend the OP start jerking off some asian cocks to test my theories.

I think Sassy Man Apocalypse was the Chinese title for Bohemian Rhapsody.

"bix nood unga bunga quasont".

 

[Skitarii]

By that logic we're all niggers.

 

[Pedophobe]

Nothing gets better.

I'd have some sympathy for the nutcase if he wasn't such a deplorable human being.

“The employment of eunuchs has been a tradition since ancient times however their abuses have often led to disastrous disturbances."

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sorry little girl, but I am not going to have my life destroyed trying to stop the niglet from raping you. You are on your own.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Isn't he homeless? What are you gonna sue for, his box?

 

[Tablet County]

The kiwi farmer is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a stalker, hater, troll, bigot, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a nice person and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

I applaud everyone for their insightful contribution and hope you all do well in life.

Except for the guy that spoke about making sourdough from vaginas
That shit is now stuck in my brain and I hope you rot in hell for that.

As far as I can tell, millennials are just pioneers in “eating ass.”

 

[Gentlebastard]

This bitch literally lives in an alternate reality from ours.

"Why am I not allowed to ask for the murder of every Israeli kid, for the incarceration of every single white man, and the total expropriation of all millionaires' assets including my boss? Obviously, it's because there is a right wing bias here!"

In all my years seeing sjw shit, I have never seen anything as unhinged as this.

And I've spent plenty of time in Moviebob's thread so that's saying something.

This is from r/fundiesnarkuncensored, right? It’s pure distilled essence of basic middle class single liberal white woman who thinks she’s smarter than everyone else because she has a liberal arts degree in there. Don’t get too close or you’ll spend $3K on Taylor Swift tix.

I make a special effort to don a rictus of absolute disgust whenever I see someone at the grocery store wearing a mask. I'm glad to know they notice.

>i wish he could see our relationship through an average person's eyes
a normal person sees your poly relationship and thinks "lmao these degenerates sure are weird"

I just thought it was funny that the troon is wondering why a girl ghosted him.

I don't feel like going down into a pedo hole disguising as a wholesome 100% gay furry subreddit to find information about that, so my post will end here.

>best friend photo shopped me hanging with pronouns was/were

This dipshit has this one glimmer of light in his life, his cute and innocent puppy dog, and he resents it because it activates the last shred of humanity left in him. What a cunt.

Low effort thread tax so I'm not shitting up the thread with more of my armchair psychology.

Even at its current state, I would rather read the shittiest Chan thread than even glance at Reddit or much anywhere else.

I guess there's only so many times this guys wife could walk in on him in his anime uWu outfit frantically jerking his flaccid dick to that Bambi Sleep shit before she stops seeing him as anything other than a disturbing joke.

Not gonna lie, making an ack! meme out of a tranny you know irl and showing it to them to express your disgust is a baller move. I know it's reddit, but the mental image is so hilarious I want to believe this actually happened.

I can suspend my disbelief for plenty of things, I can't go as far as to believe that people on 4chan are married and/or are having sex.

I will never tire of stories of slobbish mud-skipper tier men deciding to “open” their marriage thinking it’s going to lead to hot bi chicks flooding in, only to immediately get cucked by their wife’s new boyfriend. Never.

Everyone who joined after me is retarded.

She's right about having penis envy. What she doesn't have is a penis.

Many thanks smarter human, we retards appreciate it
I promise I’ll learn to internet one day. I think I have it all figured out and then can’t do it again.
Can see why he left that bit out lol

"Just leave us alone"
Is there any way to describe this level of irony?

Wait so men pretending to be women are ok, but a woman pretending to be a troon isn't?

The absolute state of the West.

That is quite literally the gayest looking gun I've ever seen, and I've seen an unironic bright pink MLP Kar98.

Now let us remind ourselves over Christmas that none of us are related to Pat.

Does he eventually act like an asshole, does a metric ton of booze and cocaine and streams himself paying cheap drunken whores in Vegas while wearing a Hitler mustache and looking like a shaved egg with googly eyes? Sure. But who hasn't done that amirite?