random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sheogorath]

Michael Jackson ghost husbando is still my favourite. He’s currently banished to the shadow realm for giving her trauma by making her groom a child and call people niggers on tumblr.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Every time people have the protection of anonymity, they stop pretending to love women and niggers. We will learn nothing from this."

Normies please stop using the internet. It is not real life. I repeat, it is not real life. No one has to be nice to your or behave well on the internet. That's not how things work on the internet.

If you want people flashing fake smiles your way and pretending to be nice to you then stick to meat space. The internet is not about being nice to people. It never has been. But you faggots keep trying to make it that way. No, we don't want your fucking internet license.

Canada isn't full of "nice" people, it's full of backstabbing passive-aggressive narcissists that smile in your face while they stab you in the back. The Day of the Rake cannot come soon enough.

Look...I know it is cheap to swipe at someone's appearance but neither of these two are doing much to avoid mockery on that basis.

Fuck you you can't stop me I'm gonna sell my crack shack for $2 million and then I'm moving to Dallas and getting so many guns...

"Legos could be here", the five year old said to himself, making his way across his unlit room at night to grab some cookies from the cookie jar in the kitchen.

(I like my Eastern Euro waif girls more downtrodden and submissive)

We were all thinking he was a wendigo this entire time but he always actually a chupacabra of grease.

Dungarees are popular with 80s lesbians, straight women pre-covid, and dexy's midnight runners in the come on, eileen video. I have never seen an irl man wear one.

"I'm not like the other chinks"

God only gives his best web admins the most retarded supporters.

I love this site being run by a crazy person who will put up with immense amounts of shit only to be willing to take any scum to the mat who dare to attack European cheese.

 

[Meat Target]

YOU. ARE. JEWISH.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Are we over that little bronky-wonky? The tiny coughy-woffy? get well soon my big strong boy~

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

This is probably going to sound gay as fuck but I loved his depiction in the first Lords of Shadow game where he's this weird twinky fuckboy. Considering his two biggest names are the Tempter and the Prince of Lies it seemed magnificently fitting.

Being a legal pest is my right under the 4th amendment.

A bigger universe means potentially more retards to laugh at

Imagine trooning out so hard you give yourself Down Syndrome.

“dangerous tranny chasers”

No. You have to stay there and get your bussy destroyed everyday by Jamal. Wakka wakka the blacks are coming. LOL

Anal sex is how you get AIDS.

Yeah but a coyote rib assumedly came from a living coyote at some point. The course of events I'm referring to are the ones between the coyote being alive and dude having a coyote rib inside his piss hole.

I was drunk and I was fooled. It doesn't count.

Beware the Gibes of Tranch.

Why cant people jack off as God intended. With your fucking hand?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

The dillydolphin AI etsy peddling saga is truly bizarre, but the canvas descriptions are peak Jack
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"Something relaxing about the warmth of Native Americans"

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

If you strip away all the magic incantations this is just a hideously-mangled man. So his whole life becomes an effort to grow and maintain the illusion before the rigid, throbbing horsecock of Huitzilopochtli inevitably comes and ruptures his colon Mister Hands-style.

 

[Tablet County]

Dimwit - "You need to let people transition so they won't kill themselves!"
Midwit - "You need to stop people from transitioning because they'll kill themselves!"
High IQ - "You need to let people transition because they'll kill themselves"

So mad in fact that he is arguing with a Sesame Street character:

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Benzo Samurai

i celebrate the jews, so i celebrate hitler

@Paranoia Machine

*Looks at the backseat to all boomers* WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?

 

[PetiteFeet]

All rise for Xer Majesty the King of the Manlets

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

there's no child or animal abuse so I consider it an easy read.

 

[Omori Boy]

I suck dick when I'm drunk and there's never ever not been the sensation of "well, that was completely retarded and I think less of myself for it"

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The trade is pending a physical for Sneed.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm still walking the fine internet-line between glownigger and cuck.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

"I'm a submissive sensual butch fagdyke dog guy, a stone carved out of c-ptsd and demisexuality. I struggle with waves of sex-aversion. I pack. I don't shave. Please don't send me sexts- this now goes for everybody."

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick has had more NIGGERS inside him than Popeye's.

 

[Lithuophile]

His dad is an “alcoholic” who drinks bud light, he is not a fucking alcoholic.
He is just an old fucker with a drinking problem.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

L | A

 

[Tablet County]

CIA casts ISIS. It is super effective.

Came here from the Happenings thread trying to escape the conspiranoids and psychos, and I am greeted by more conspiranoids and psychos. Never change, Autistic Thunderdome.

"Good guys and bad guys, child. They deserve it, child, I'll be rewarded with 57 virginal sticks of pepperoni in heaven, child."

 

[vomitusdeux]

Beijing is an absolute shithole and the air is like sucking off an exhaust pipe.

>brief history of catler
>158 pages

I know lesbians are attracted to attractive women not out of shape troons.

shouldn't you have a job, friends, interests, a healthy relationship with your father and not horny posting your moobs on KF?

It's that's...a HORSE'S VAGINA?!

Give it a month and it starts rotting. Imagine Clauratta in dead of night carves out horses cunt.

This is all the fault of video games. These deathsquad units youngsters were playing Escape from Tarkov before doing the shooting. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

Who could turn down hormone induced skittle tits?

Is that a new way to spell Rohypnol?

Too damn lazy to get out some Lego basketball blacks and a bunch of Lego friends.

Why can’t this bitch stop lying? Is it because she’s bri’ish or because she’s got BPD?

I'd tie him to a chair on first date and force feed him Cheese Whiz, Beyond Meat, and Velveeta while forcing him to listen to me eat while I watch commercials with mixed race gay couples in them.

people if my only reason for not committing suicide is because I made a friend on discord, please shoot me in the back of the head.

Post lego boobs NOW.

Don't move goalposts, you're too fat and you'll hurt yourself.

The Numpty doth protest too much methinks.