random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

How many times am I going to have to see this before I die?

Have you ever slurped goat milk straight from the teat?

I didn't expect to come here and see a bunch of autists sperging cringe takes on tattoos. Yeesh, guys.

 

[SCSI]

Virus invades cells, testicles most affected.

For the record, my goal is to buy and hoard patriotic underpants, not sell them

I never really thought shit would get this retarded, even though the writing was on the wall decades ago. Well, the writing was there, at one point, but some retard licked it off. Probably me. What a fucking retard.

the internet is serious business

 

[Open Window Maniac]

As a star trek fan who also has a strong interest in a babysitting career, i feel i should be granted a moderator position

 

[Meat Target]

I'm the AIDS to your Bad Blood.
You've contracted me.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Earl is a FtMtFtM trans enbie.

 

[Haramburger]

All the disgusting lecherous men I passed by lusted after me. My nipples were unmissable... it looked like i had 5g towers sticking out from yon bodice!

 

[Blackhole]

this is irrelevant. niggers are of course subhuman. Guacamole should always be a bit spicy, and jews should die right now

He needs to keep the baby's meth levels as high as possible so that the baby's latent meth powers fully activate. Trust the science, faggots.

Happy Trains Day of Visibility for all fellow autists out there!

>Tranny awareness day is today
>april fools day is tomorrow
>autism awareness day is the day after
whats the fucking point of celebrating the same thing 3 days in a row?

I don't want to cut off my pee-pee.

 

[Cats]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

A duel for the ages took place yesterday, as Ukranian witches performed an arcane rituel of forbidden magickx to topple Vladolf Putler

Little did they now that the Russian tyrant is also well versed in the esoteric arts, and has his own elite group of witches.

Cats keep having gangbangs outside of my house

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

You don't need to boil your buttplugs you loon.

 

[LurkNoMore]

Thats right, wanting something as simple as clean clothes and house is gendered expectation and an unnecessary increase single and gay women don't have to meet!

That and the fact the authors of the study say gay women live in pigsties. Which is hilarious, given it was no doubt unintentional.

Lmao much seething and coping over your bombed out arby's crater

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Dont even need a motor, just use the corpse gases. Like a stinking, bloated jetski

*sips Metamucil*

I went to Cracker Barrel one time; waiter called me Oreo.

You guys have code words for black people too? That's awesome, mine is Niggers

 

[MediocreMilt]

Yea I've been on the dark
web since the original Silk
Road

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/3-25-2...-her-while-she-was-drunk.115292/post-11550773

The car was immaculate when i got it and all that's wrong with it now is a blown engine.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I know a website where you can see lots of vaginas.

 

[Meat Target]

Word counts are a form of violence, similar to BMI or IQ.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

After everything else we’v had happening, turning London into Zanarkand to summon Sin to destroy the world seems pretty sensible, yeah.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I only like indoor plumbing no outdoor plumbing I’m all about the motherfucking clam

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The jew has found a white knight to defend its non-existent honour. This is pitiful and I won't engage with someone that falls for e-girls.

Excellent, let's get back on track: All anime avatars should have been aborted.

Damn! You have the skin complexion of a mollusk. I bet you taste great with wasabi.

Shots fired! Shots fired! @snailslime! Unleash your inner zionist!

Wait, you're a Jew? You've got to be joking.

Now if you'll excuse me, I got a new crossbow and was just headed to the nearest playground for some target practice.

You have to admit it's pretty funny that you've turned out to be a Jew. Maybe those noticers really are onto something.

So you're a Jew and a woman? Come on now. The only way this could get any more typical would be if you're also a minor or an extremely young adult.

To be fair, this is Deep Thoughts on Kiwi Farms.

So if (((scientists))) are telling you to suck the girldick, all of a sudden you don't troost the heckin' soyence anymore? Interesting.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Hey, What I do with that potted plant is none of your business. Love is love.

Thanks for another mangled, diseased penis thread.

 

[BiggerChungus]

"Section 2: Ball Stretcher"