random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[speedweed]

Fattening kids is child abuse. Kid being fat is always 100% the parents fault. On a societal level there isn't much that can be done, so let us cope by calling fat kids late term abortions waiting to happen.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

most likely i will just mass execute yall with covid or out names to the press all at once wiht cia tech

also im not fat and have to push off girls so i dont get into another relationship when i want k8 who im faithful to

 

[LurkTrawl]

You know what else hates being called by their 'deadname?' Demons.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"Jeff [Dahmer] today would be opening up an OnlyFans as a gay male femdom" -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[Useful_Mistake]

dark souls is italian by kiwifarms

 

[Hitman One]

suck my dick Skynet.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I like big booba.

 

[Aunt Carol]

telling furries not to draw porn is like telling fish not to swim

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

The hijab is the veganism of the soul.

 

[Meat Target]

What genes do you have to merge to get a human neck and head combination like that? It always looks strange to me.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

There needs to be a lot more rape in the world.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If I wanted to sandpaper the inside of my twat I'd diddle myself with a dremel

 

[Polish Businessman]

Today in zippertit idiocy: "Being gay isn't about penis. Grow up."

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[Sprate Header]

In fairness getting pregnant can just be really scary in general.

Especially if you're a fucking dude.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He overlooked the entire Color TV-Game series and he was probably too much of a pussy to track down Computer TV-Game.

 

[Table Country]

The limericks will continue until morale improves.

1v1 me on Kata bitch I will shove a spindisc up your ass while you cry.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I've found when people use the term "globohomo" it means they're a complete retard and you can disregard anything they say

Blame the thottery on the thot, blame the coomery on the coomers. I think Confucius said that.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You want a ballsy story?

Then make your protagonist a pedophile.

 

[Meiwaku]

He is trying to assemble the ultimate sex toy like it's Exodia.

online banking, can receive money from western union, hates trannies

I specifically put down penis comparison and it didnt do it. I can try increasing the weight for penis

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If you can't figure out how to act around people that's a hell of a lot better than just rolling up to a woman and just bursting out with FBI crime statistics.

Like when Jussie tried to hate-crime himself, the Jew in him wanted to scheme and the lunchtime rowdy in him was too dumb to make it believable. The neurotic woman in them wants to snake their way into leadership. The 'Jeet in them is too exceptional to be competent. But they have Bobs and vagine and will actually talk to darkies.

He should come back to the UK, so that when we collapse, someone will kill, cook and eat him during christmas.

Propaganda is meant to convince you that you are alone.

I started out like that but mouthing off to a horse is special

If those standards were applied to everyone equally, Nicolas Cruz would be Capt. America.

It'd make more sense to mandate kids read "Sex Lives of the Great Dictators" and write Hitler porn.

I get that this sounds super racist (it is) but it's also not entirely without foundation.

Pool's closed due to journalism.

These faggots won't let me enjoy my occasional spaghetti without a goddamn essay.