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[Oilspill Battery]

Huh?

In this quote:

>At this point anyone who *hires* women, trannies or "pocs" has no right to act surprised when they eventually innevitably turn on them for clout.

Wires to "hires".

edit i deserve the autism rating but i dont care

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

In this quote:

>At this point anyone who *hires* women, trannies or "pocs" has no right to act surprised when they eventually innevitably turn on them for clout.

Wires to "hires".

Oh gotcha, sorry about that.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

wow, I never thought about it but Beyond Meat is like the SRS of food.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Fuck this fat goddamn bastard who needs to take Dolly Parton's name out of his fucking filthy diseased mouth, that gigantic big-titted amazingly good songwriter and performer. Just "Jolene" by itself. Fuck this goddamn idiot.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Wait, so you're telling me that 6 million accounts all of a sudden stopped talking about the Jews in 4 minutes? 6 million in 4 minutes is not possible. 600,000 maybe but that extra zero really makes me start asking question

Man, if that tickles your brain, have I got some numbers for you!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I think I know why those pussy what this froum down transsexuals or just gender obsess nerds in General where never the world didn't revolve round them so there for they feel the need have everything go their way that's why incels think they should have a girlfriend and why feminwuss what men to act in idealistic way the same thing is true with transsexuals and kiwi farms

All public acts of queerness are socially necessary labor, fascist.

Zap to the extremist.

As was prophesied. I feel like a lawsuit exists here but no one will touch it because it would shine a light on uncomfortable truths.

They don’t need to be taught to be gay, they’re German!

"I won't sit on a toilet seat in Fag Town" writ as Law of the Seas.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I'm gonna bust, right here, regardless of your location ma'am. You can be in close proximity, on my dick, or you can be in the room next door reading your book or scrolling your phone. The choice is yours. Please choose responsibly.

 

[Meat Target]

Have you had a credit card? If so half of India knows your account #'s, full dox, everything.

"Yup, them's my titties. Titties of a fucking champion right there!"

This fat fucking retard is really fat and really retarded, and every single post in this thread should say that. Repeatedly. This fat fucking retard is so fucking fat and so fucking retarded.

 

[Haffhart]

people who got there lags blowing off in world war 2 don't complain as much as this

Please make a better title, Yu-Gi-Oh tranny pedo isn't very descriptive.

 

[Meat Target]

They shall keep crying wolf until devoured by a furry who takes that whole thing a step too far.

I have to ask the question: what would farting into a Didgeridoo sound like? or is it like a bagpipe and chainsawing a live pig an you wouldn't notice?

"I have been shoving cigarettes up my ass since last December".

 

[LurkTrawl]

Coffee helps burning fat, and guess what fat tiddies are made of?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

How do you solve a problem like a penis?
How do you catch a troon and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means male pervert?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!
Many a botched stinkditch you’d like to show it
Many a thing it ought to understand
But how do you make it stay
And listen to all you say
How do you tell a troon that it is banned?
When I see it I’m confused
I'm disgusted and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as a schizo
Their philosophy is quite ditzo
It's not a darling! It's a demon! It's a man!

You know what? Fuck these people. They're weird and creepy and I'm just about done with weird and creepy.

A Black person can say "yes, Eminem, you may rap with us." But a fox won't say "yes, you may YIFF YIFF with us."

As I am writing this, I have been raped by Richard Speck in his prison form where he has gynecomastia.

Merely an innocent photo of a woman eating spaghetti, you see

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

u/Chunky_pickle has made another pumping mistake and blown a hole in her clit again.

See this made me sympathize even more with women who don't want troons in their bathrooms, because I don't want this one in mine. I don't want to be halfway through taking a shit and have to flee the bathroom with my pants round my ankles being chased by the Hounds of Tindalos that have just entered our reality through some FTM's none Euclidean Rot Dog.
When these things start to break the boundaries of 3D space as well as common decency its just asking for trouble

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

From this thread, Elliot thinks the site went down last weekend because it was an FBI raid:
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It's literally like an RPG:
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Cult cult cult cult:
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DSP will bring down Null:
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Make sure you hide your identity at the pro-crime protest!
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crowdfunded suicide machine

 

[Table Country]

Hand him a BLT and then unzip his pants

>Believes Trump supporters are mentally ill
>has sex with ghosts

"Nigger. There, I said it. Now where is my orgy?"
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"It blows my mind that men don't understand when I explain it to them that what they really want is dick in their ass."

 

[Becky McDonald]

Not going through 1000 pages, did anyone suggest Alan White's "ontologically evil" spergout in the Keffals thread yet?

 

[Meat Target]

Nothing quite like screaming like castrated banshees and eating paper to show how saner you are than your opponents.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Source

 

[Meat Target]

Ah, the slurs are returning to the internet. Nature is healing.

From an NJP guy on Poast:

Poast | Poast

archived 31 Oct 2022 13:49:51 UTC

archive.ph

You see this badge?

Count them. That's a fraction of our total number. Hundreds of people willing to show up on a moment's notice. Can you get five people in a room together?

You retards are the real navy seal copypasta. All of your idiotic memes, insults and sarcasm amounts to nothing. Here you are, trapped on Poast with the Nazis because you can't show your face anywhere else. And that's with having a much gayer position on every issue, too. All that cucking and you still get thrown out into the cold with genuine dissidents.

I'm just one guy, with a lot of other one guys all on the same team. One day very soon, that red banner will wave over the land and you will learn to shut your fucking mouth.

 

[3MMA]

Remember friends even if Kiwifarms dies, it's an attitude you can take with you anywhere you go. It's counter culture at its funniest.