random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

Imagine being a tennis ball, the neon green ones, and gang raping women in public. You know what I’m taking about. You do.

 

[Hitman One]

When researching trannies for myself through history

 

[Meat Target]

Thot status: Patrolling

Go. Suffocate. Yourself. With. Dildobat.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I hire escorts because they do things my girlfriend won't. (Namely, discuss Russell Greer at length.)

 

[Meat Target]

"hey girl you look like a whore, wanna join my hookers rights lobbyist organisation?"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

No, you can’t deconstruct my virginity! I spent ages building it, nooooo!!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This isn't autistic faggot illuminati.

Also, we don't do "my personal army" bits here. That's gay.

Everyone who pays money for Griffon Ramsey's likely very depressing tits needs that fact tattooed on their foreheads. And yes, I do mean everyone, all three of them.

"I just can't enjoy The Empire Strikes Back knowing that Disney's stock price is down this month"?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

If I threw a baby at you and it didn't explode, that doesn't make it your baby.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Good old B J Dunkelfuck strikes again.

You've destroyed more pussy than cervical cancer but you've never ripped open a pair of tights?

I don't think I've ever slept with a woman who wore tights. They're kind of a granny thing in my country, or at least my area.

"hurr durr it's supposed to be shit you just don't get it."

I don't mind him talking about his ass, I just don't want to see him twerk.

 

[Blackhole]

How do they even check your sexual orientation when you apply for gay scholarships? Do they inspect people's buttholes for traces of cum?

Two weeks to flatten the curve island

is there any form of life more insufferable, more sanctimonious and self-important, than the woke white woman?

God didn't make men and women equal, Colonel's Smith & Wesson and Sam Colt did.

How rude. We've only just met.

Could be many things besides a grift. Like "Holy fuck what do you mean you'll kill my family" or "We deleted these tweets for 'your' protection".

happy 10 million posts. very fun ride

 

[Aunt Carol]

The role of a welfare state is to help people who can't eat, not to help fat men buy Transformers toys.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I WILL NOT DRINK THE CORN SYRUP

I HATE THE ANTI CHRIST
I HATE THE ANTI CHRIST

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Dear lord how the fuck does anybody sit through this shit?

I watched it 4 times. The sheer absurdity of watching a gay nigger have a pretend conversation with a camera about being sexually attracted to characters from children's media for internet points is absolutely astonishing.

Social media shouldn't be used as a therapy session

"I want to a** r*pe you, and use your t**rs as l*be. What? I didn't fully write any of the yucky poopy nono words!"

What's the game, Kevin?

That damn video autoplayed before I knew what was happening

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Great, now we're being invaded by hordes of mud eating subhuman retards.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

I'm gay and retarded and my dick is small

 

[KiwiFuzz]

We take every farmer and put them in bed with Null's daughter.

If you are butthurt by the Kiwi Farms, quit coming to the Kiwi Farms.

Its an esoteric form of shitpost.

Imagine being the mutated soy creature who wrote up this disingenuous article for minimum wage. What a faggy little scrivener.

Kiwi Farms hates neo-Nazi's.

shit yourself and do nothing

Will single-handedly killing every single transgender person in the world and I for one am proud to be part of the Auntie tranny death squads coordinated by one Joshua, move from Siberia
We will not stop
Heil Joshua Conner Moon Heil are people
Heil kiwi

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Topical realties? Like the fact the showrunner is an abusive prick writing stories about abused women? And hey, listen, I get it, Joss. Sometimes you do just want to backhand a bitch but don't pretend to be a feminist while you're wiping her blood off your alumni rings.

Reddit is a cancer upon mankind. My only hope is that when the apocalypse starts, they suffer the most.

Alright, I think we the readers of this thread can all chip in and buy it. I've got about $0.25 CAD. That's like half right?

Don't know, I'm not arguing legalities, I'm arguing whatd make me laugh.

The Japanese don't have standards

I hit like on you cause I'm not sure what the right reaction sticker is for horrified laughter.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Thread was created in 2015 and got to three pages, looks like nobody cared enough to dox him before now. Guy failed at everything, even being a lolcow.

You have to say 'mama's milkies' when you're asking to nurse. If you say 'Claire's milkies', that will just sound gross and perverted.

Rule number 4: Don't clamp your clam on the crazy.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

To be fair, a bidet truly is a game changer.

They've also been trying to expand into the streaming space by sponsoring streamers, but that's also gone nowhere. All they got was a bunch of sexual misconduct scandals.

Jeremy killed himself after being told by one of the founders (It's unknown who) that muscle shirts and getting drunk isn't a personality.

What New Age shit is that?

Yeah but what about your dumb cat named after that thing retards used when they couldn't ride a bike.

My theory is that he's a sadist and this is cheaper than hiring a woman to put your nuts in a ball trap and zap em.

And all this time I thought it was James May.

RT is so dull people are more interested in talking about DnD. It’s like a best of the worst episode.

DSP will outlive them all.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'm just some faggot with a cat avatar laughing at the life of a slack faced retard.

Can we please get "can't get laid in a whorehouse" added into his thread title?

Bless you hookers. You’re truly doing God’s work.

We should have hired hookers years ago.