random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

I'd say she got caught with her hand in the ritual sacrifice jar.

 

[Cyclonus]

"I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face".

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Please put this post in your angry twitter rant if this new one pulls a Byuu

Holy shit, she's rapid-cycling. Hold on Bonnibel, it's only Tuesday!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Song with a music video of two asian girls hauling trash bags to a fire​

Wow, imagine being a 5yr old gay retarded paperboy in 1928 when Wall Street crashed causing the Great Depression, and still being alive today.

you tard I only know this because you played it at the end of one of your streams

Congrats, exceptional fella!
Pretty homo song tho...

Are you horny for art hoes, Jersh?

can't wait for the "Why it is actually perfectly Marxist to pay MegaCorp© your weekly toothbrush unlocking fee" articles from all the usual rags.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Jesus, I leave this thread alone for less than 4 hours and shit hits the fan in the middle of a Tuesday night.

 

[SCSI]

"Kindness can you please take your rotting dead owl off the credenza because maggots are getting into my drawer"

 

[Clovis]

We're trying to communicate with others, Russell's trying to cast blowjob magic.

 

[Meat Target]

In short, fuck Canada, Mexico rules.

Good job to everyone that pitched in to bribe the judge.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a fursuit.

 

[Meat Target]

In the words of my neighbor (who is currently in prison for fucking a chicken) "if it exists, it can be penetrated."

 

[Zero Day Defense]

We are anonymouse
We don't do shit
We forget
Peg us

 

[Bloitzhole]

Defendant Moon is a feeder autism, who watches dummies on the internet for.... That's his kicks. He's not socially well adjusted. That's why I like talking to him.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Checkmate, atheists!

To quote the great Dr. Ian Malcolm, "that is one big pile of shit."

 

[Penis Drager]

@Epic Fisting Man said:

I am not a bitch; I am a nigga.

I love nigger pussy.

I want to fuck nigger pussy.

But if I did fuck a white pussy, I would want to get paid.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

We are Anomalous
We are a Region!
Forgive and Forget
Expecto Patronum.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What the fuck are talking about? The only faggot here is your useless nigger ass. You are an abnormally low IQ having fuckup that looked at the paper/internet specs of the 7.5 FK and declared it to be great. Oh, and you watched "respectable" guntubers that told you it is awesome.

Niggers like you keep falling for the faggotry of the gun industry and the autistic shitheads that clamor for their marketing shekels.
You seem to worship "respectable" people. People who proclaim that the .223 Valkyrie is a game changer and will revolutionize the long range accuracy of the AR pattern rifle. Then it doesn't.

The 300 blackout was supposed to revolutionize the AR platform according to "respectable" gun industry media. It didn't. You can buy it. You can like it. It never broke free from an option to become a revolution.

The 40 S&W was supposed to be the greatest thing that happened to personal defense ever thus displacing the 9mm and .45 ACP forever. Now it is known as the unwanted bastard of the 10mm and nobody likes a bastard. Same with the .357 Sig. Does Sig even make a model 320 or 365 chambered in .357 Sig?

The 45 GAP is another "revolution" that nobody wants and only Glock supports.

The 10mm is the greatest thing ever for semi-auto pistols, proclaimed the "respectable" gun-writer shekel hunters of the 1980's. The only guns chambered in 10mm are adaptions of already existing models made for an autistic subsection of gun owners who believe grizzly bears live on the prairie of Kansas. No 10mm only pistol has been designed since the failure that was the Bren 10 and that was 40 years ago.

The 5.7 is another example of the next revolution that failed. Every once in a while someone makes something chambered in 5.7. Dumbasses talk about how awesome it is. Then it goes on ammunition manufacturer subsidized life support. The current 5.7 awesome is the Ruger 5.7. It too will die.

If you were younger you would have sucked the cock of the people who claimed that Winchester's short magnums where going to change the face of hunting in North America by "respectable" gun reviewers. Then Winchester went bankrupt. It was bought by FN who promptly closed US manufacturing down and moved it to Portugal and Japan. Funny that.

You drool over the current fad of pistol caliber carbines, yes pcc's are a fad. The only reason they currently exist is because of the pistol brace coupled with "respectable" people in the gun community. Without a brace they are overweight, hard to shoot accurately, pieces of shit that perform less well than a Hi-Point pistol. Bullshit cheap copies of the Broomhandle Mauser. In other words, people like you like them so much that if a gimmick is banned nobody would feel they are worth $200.00 in taxes and would drop them like a hot pile of shit.

You even deluded yourself into thinking I like California Karl. The California native screwup that proclaims he got bad knees from sitting at a desk. Karl probably has a bad back from drinking too much Mountain Dew. His personal "On the clock" faggotry led to the WWSD rifle. A rifle that only a fuckup from California could love. It is a cheap ass copy of a cheap ass rifle that conforms to every specification, except the threaded barrel, of the Clinton era assault weapons ban. It is a "lego" without the ability to be a "lego". The only imagination that was used in its development was how to market a cheap ass ban style rifle to stupid morons. Or, how about that Civil Defense rifle. A rifle that comes with FREE PATCHES and Ian approves of it. Must be great.

Fuckups like you listen to people like Ian when he claims everything French is better than everyone else's shit. Must be because all the people of the world are racists against the French. Which they are because, truth in stereotype is a thing. In an Inrange video Ian proclaims that the FAMAS is the best bullpup ever made. Why would he say some stupid bullshit like that? Because, you poor stupid people "respect" his opinion and will never be able to afford one and realize he is full of shit. It is a mediocre bullpup and a subpar rifle at best. He recently proclaimed that the French GIGN MR73 sniper revolver is better than the H&K MK23 because it is French and other "REASONS". Think about it for just one second. A .357 revolver with a scope and a bi-pod. It must be better than everything else. It is a French revolver we are talking about! Slap a pistol brace on it and Pocket Dragoon will jizz for free on Onlyfans. Again, poor stupid people, you being the poster child of that subsection of humanity, will never be able to afford one to find out differently.

When Ian shows a gun and briefly explains its history and function he does well. When he offers his opinion on what is good or bad he is like every other gun shilling, shekel loving, autist gun reviewer on the internet.

TLR = In the words of Larry Correia "Go suck fire a shotgun".

I'm sorry I can't link this one properly, it's in the General Guntubers Thread.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There is no God. This is kiwifarms, not your special needs local bible study. I can make myself orgasm in 5 minutes and there's no one more important to me than me. Stop shitting up the thread and get back to trannies.

 

[Mal0]

WE DO NOT FORGIVE WE DO NOT FORGET WE HAVE OVER 9000 PENISES AND THEY'RE ALL RAPING CHILDREN

If autism poop has value my boxers are worth a Ferrari.

 

[Local Fed]

They essentially constituted a riff on the classic straight man/wise guy dynamic, except with more holocaust denial and racial slurs.

Also, when confronted with her morbid obesity she replies "I lost the fight with food" or whatever.

I want to see Jill Biden and Hillary Clinton in the octagon now.

It's a pity that the Angry Video Game Racist didn't take off.

Yeah, I don't buy that. There's no way an actual racist would have to clarify what "niggers" meant.

I'm going to stick to my principles and say that jokes about shooting minorities are always ok

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

imagine being in bed with your spouse and this little sped comes in the middle of the night to wake them up for ‘seizure cuddles’ while it flails on the floor like a chihuahua.

It's an absolute hell of degeneracy, retardation, animal neglect, and gaping woundhole diaper shitting.

"Its our second date, and she's brought the Uhaul. I AM A REAL LESBIAN NOW."

One of the aspects of this that I find most amusing is how quickly a group of mentally ill men pretending to be women were forced to confront the reality, that an actual, mentally ill woman is a different creature altogether.

I would hazard a guess that the mysterious "final secret" whispered into Bonnie's filthy ear while he was furiously frottaging was something like "you should probably hide your fancy new hunting knife [that's getting too much of your attention] because one of my alters self-harms and you playing with the knife and Tweeting about it is triggering."

Foolish girl! Telling another witch your Last Secret allows her to steal your magick! All your familiar daemons will obey her commands now!

She can't even do basic research to fake a seizure right

12 bolt-on coyote teats.

Also a word of warning to anyone who might make the mistake of checking her twitter: not only did she post a nude, it's her in what looks to be the coffeeshop bathroom showing off a disgusting stained sarlac pit of an asshole. So tread carefully because I am NEVER gonna get that out of my brain.