random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Zero Day Defense]

Nothing shows how based, trad, and Christ-is-King-pilled you are like getting repeatedly financially raped by Jews in the largest open air temple to Satan ever conceived by Man.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Wait, she started streaming? Haven't kept up with her for 3 months or so

Josh had a call with her, it's on his channel

 

[Humbert Humbert]

He should try selling his "sex" videos to the CIA to use when they torture rendered Arabs in Moldovan black sites, they would be begging to be waterboarded to death

 

[Positron]

my male aspect is very unpleasant

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

I watch a ton of porn, like a real fucking lot, and I've never heard of this ho.

 

[Soycast Guy]

“I can’t believe I just blew my load to a Trump supporter. I feel sick to my stomach.”

 

[Blackhole]

>anime avatar
>moon runes in user title
Sorry I don't want to catch aids.

Get your Christian Weston Christ sigma grindset DvD on sale at your local GameStop this December 25th!

This thread is a dumpsterfire. Be grateful I'm not Spergatorying it.

88th Circuit Coart of Appeals has found that dumpster fires are the norm in anything that HHH ends up being involved in and if we're going to let him derail threads we can't then lock them for being derailed.

shut up faggot you're not a janny don't tell us what to do

w-who the fuck sees a Strudel and says " I'm going to draw porn that"

N-NOOOO THAT'S NOT TROOOO JIM HATES JOSH MOON NOT ME FUCK THAT CANCER FIGGOT!!!!!! TELL 'EM GATOR

Imagine doing everything you wanted, and you shit your pants on a livestream.

I AM THINKING A MASSIVE THUNK
MY ALMONDS ARE ACTIVATING AT WARP SPEED
PRAY FOR ME

Gambling's like buying fifty crack rocks and only one of them having cocaine in them, and being fine with that.

Imagine complying with whatever tyrannical bullshit the government thinks of just so you can maybe panhandle a couple of bucks more.

You nigger cattle.

Yes, just heap more fuel onto this fire. Piss parents off more.

It's high time we start treating pieces of shit like pieces of shit.

I'd prefer to see ledditors rounded up and forced to fight each other in gladiatorial combat. Seeing anemic skinny fats and obese landwhales fight each other to the death with melee weapons they can barely hold up with their noodle arms would be a hilarious spectacle.

Biden came to my pool party and we found him fucking my dog in the tool shed. Confronting him, he screamed "COME ON MAN. IM A FUCK TORNADO!" Before falling over some bushes and screaming while trying to run away.

If there were a speedrun category for having your opinion discarded this would be the record holder

Environmentalists are just ecofascists without any of the good parts of ecofascism

“Wow you don’t want us to be able to tell your children that sucking cocks is a moral prerogative? You fucking authoritarian!”

"i stick my dick in soda cans with ants in them. the ants bite my dick and it feels so good"

 

[SCSI]

Autismwaffen

 

[LurkTrawl]

People knew where John Wayne Gacy lived.

 

[Toilet Grenade]

"I AM AFRICAN" -Gwyneth Paltrow

 

[SCSI]

Marshmallows are sugar in a solid, easy-to-insert form

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Walmart leads the way! Whites unite!

Fun fact: most people believe it's called "horseshoe theory" because both sides of the aisle end up acting the same ultimately resembling a horseshoe in trajectory, politically. What it actually means is that there's people on both sides of the aisle you'll want to beat with a horseshoe until they lose consciousness.

I love the new branding: WeiMart.

Every day I feel greater being white.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

When she saw the Rockies for the first time she honestly and without irony ask my in-laws if the mountains had been man-made. And she wasn't a stupid girl, she was an A and B student.

I am convinced that public schooling in the US is unsalvageable (was optimistic, but the last few years my faith has plummeted)…

 

[Panzerfrau]

This thread needs more content about Rioley and less content about shoving marshmallows up your ass.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Listen here fat.

Getting tattoos of various porn star vaginas on his taint and then immediately after having the laser tattoo removal procedure.

Didn't someone send in their iguana's DNA and it came back as Jewish (this may have been a troll post).

Stockings, cumshots, Ohio.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

if you guys have a 4Chan account or something please find this far left racist who advocates for violence

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The horse piss really takes it out of a motherfucker.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Gave me a new idea, gender neutral N-word, Niggx. Let's spread this so we can be a inclusive forum.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Even from the Jail of Fail, our Most Holy Motherfucker still brings lulz

I can't believe the alt-right on Reddit has done these hate crimes yet again. Someone needs to shut that site down!

The internet hate machine known as eBaum's World must be stopped before it's too late.

I am just very disappointed and disgusted that this is an airline message board, and NOBODY posted a Bane meme.

Like what the fuck is wrong with you people, it's right there.

The forum I just rebooted for Southwest lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you. First one vaxed gets to post again.

“911 what’s your emergency “

“Hi can I have the internet police please someone said some mean words on the internet again “

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but if you say "nigger" on the internet you've literally committed genocide against millions.

She turned a literal porno situation where she fucked a repair guy into a three part essay. I never would have thought an onlyfans could be pretentious, but here we are.

No one cares faggot I want to laugh at nigger spam on an airline page.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

you fucking faggots derailed the thread with the homophobic bullshit