random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

I honestly can't think of anything less impactful than a tranny telling you to kill yourself. It's like a cripple making fun of how you walk.

 

[Cats]

@TheFword big ups

 

[JustSomeDong]

At the time I was doing 3 things successfully that Lowtax wasn't: 1) being at work, 2) taking a shit, 3) being alive

 

[Cyclonus]

I'm on a phone so I can't get a screengrab, but it's the last post on this page of a thread full of degeneracy on mumsnet:

Page 10 | to think that women with spanking fetishes and suchlike should be ashamed of themselves? | Mumsnet

Page 10. ditto being tied up, rape fantasies etcwhat sort of message does this sort of "fantasy" send to the male of the species? That really, deep

www.mumsnet.com

"Try everything once, except for incest and folk dancing".

 

[Sped Xing]

When I was young I thought male homosexuality was wrong. . . . I even let a couple of guys suck me off

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

A Twitter user under the name of Kiwi Farms has claimed Shadman has been arrested in Los Angeles, although this has not been officially confirmed.

Who is Shadman?

SHADMAN is the name used by a controversial artist and YouTuber. The illustrator has become notorious online due to his pornographic art and webcomics. Who is Shadman? Shadman and Shadbase are name…

www.the-sun.com

 

[Meat Target]

EVERYTHING is sexual. Sex sex sex sexity sex sex

 

[Hitman One]

I hope the huskies are just sat there screaming at her like huskies do

she was itching at her yeasty cunt then picking at the chest acne without a hand washing in between

 

[Mr Bunny]

The fedposting will continue until morale improves.

 

[Cats]

my butthole got ripped from a turd (˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

“You don’t need a 4K tv unless it’s a 4K video it’s COMMON SENSE JIM”

 

[Hitman One]

Paul now prison t4t gay and gets to try fucking a horrendous goblin woman with dry atrophied vagina that identifies as a disabled multilingual bird and a robot baby

What is the purpose of an adult boasting about being class president in High School

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Boasting about sad nonsense on Twitter is the next best thing to strangling prositutes.

 

[PhoBingas]

 

[Mr Bunny]

BBC news on the sidewalk chalk paint and I will your mom be on my water bottle and I can share with you have no idea the sidewalk chalk it was never funny and even then it's anime

Brought to you by @T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2 in chat

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Now this may be speculation, but I don't think its unreasonable to assume that a site by and for necrophiliacs, might be holding onto some pretty fucked up necrophile porn.

that guy obviously looks and acts like a faggot.
no wonder he sympathizes with a child molester.

I'm going to raise my child to actively hunt down and kill pedophiles by using COD as a weapons training simulator and there's nothing you can do to stop me

You're asking why are Communist faggots Communist faggots? Well, it's because they're Communist faggots. They're Communists, and they're faggots, and they act accordingly.

 

[Tard Police]

Autism is a feature, not a bug

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Ok, the chakra dildo made me laugh for some weird reason.

 

[Tard Police]

Imagine being peed on by a cover band. Oof.

What good is having fans if you can't even pee on them?

RATM is like piss in your face from some loser in a coverband.

Don't try to church it up. He threw his shit at the audience.

I wonder if he enjoyed chick-piss as an upgrade over another biker doing that to him or if he was up there closing his eyes and pretending it was another biker. nature's mysteries.

 

[PhoBingas]