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[ColtWalker1847]

also jesus could True and Honest Wahmen TM please learn to get their hair dyed at a salon it looks like he skinned Elmo.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I find your awareness of this concerning sir.

primitive cave-Kevins of 20,000 BC

 

[A Pile Of Fucking Ashes]

You're onto something, my Phallic Psychic friend.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

oh great now I'm horny for cute boys, thanks kiwi farms

You mean it's not a sign of Wyte Supremes or Anti Semenism?

 

[SCSI]

 

[AMHOLIO]

Wow you really captured the "I just shit my pants" look

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wish Silence of the Lambs didn't ruin the "tuck your junk between your legs in front of a mirror" thing for me because I did that a ton before I learned that's supposedly what cis people think serial killers do :/

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1215869866621706242

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[Zero Day Defense]

They wouldnt care if the concept had been invented by hitler himself while fisting anne frank to death at a Trump rally

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Boasting about sad nonsense on Twitter is the next best thing to strangling prositutes.

Ah yes, known alt-right site, Reddit.

Where we're going, we won't need genitals to coom.

"tie me and up and knot me while two other trannies piss on my face hsifsjfshfshfahaearsbjocajargagihf"

He has no achievements, except on Steam.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

And as a result, wifebeaters are not illegal.

 

[Hitman One]

Wasn't it already transgender awareness week in July or something? I could have sworn I saw a bunch of gay signs when I went to grab a coffe

 

[️ronic]

From Chris's latest Jail letter:

Not to knock Muslims, but the Qu'ran is "Family Guy" and the Bible is "Simpsons"

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

From random Redditfag:

Null himself is an alt-right weirdo and he’s purposefully cultivated an audience of people like him.

 

[Cats]

I don't even have access to bumblebees.

 

[Meat Target]

It's like I'm watching a courtroom episode of Spongebob. How in the fuck is this real?

 

[Tard Police]

Pros:

• acknowledges that saying 'nigger' isn't a big deal
• DABS ON MANLETS

 

[mr.moon1488]

I love Hard R.

Sorry, but out of context, this was just too funny.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"Maybe xe's been off astrally fucking that demon shapeshifter we met on Fetlife." -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Also, the female was in heat one day and her kid came up sniffing her, then she pissed in its mouth and it sat there with it's mouth hanging open savouring it's mommy goat piss flavor.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Look I understand you are an exceptional individual.