random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Bitch thinks her uncle or some feral nigger wont destroy that asshole like a battering ram.

Sock puppet dick looking ass. Alien queen tongue looking ass. Very small shark going "a" looking ass.

The Japanese demand their 3000 year old loli and by god they will get one even if they have to make one

Now stop being gay and you're golden.

The fat crab bucket is not pleased.

 

[PhoBingas]

They might be giants

They're definitely faggots

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Like Underwater Ray Romano, which turns into mecha scifi after starting out fantasy sengoku.

Question is, does everybody love it though?

 

[HumanHive]

Question is, does everybody love it though?

I thought it was pretty good.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

King David had his moments.

I see @Aunt Carol beat me to the King David related suggestion

 

[HumanHive]

If you are not from government or intelligence agency or hired by them, then you are likely a mainstream coincidence theorist who doesn't want to connect dots.
To you, everything is a random coincidence, and there is no concerted agenda for domination planned by powerful groups.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Chihuahuas are horrid little shit goblins.

 

[Cats]

@Tealeaf













I love you all, mostly

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The Nazis are not going to come back and rescue you from the trannies and then give you a gentle kiss on the forehead, sorry.

castrating kids for fun and profit

 

[Meat Target]

It's like he just searches for "hot bikini model big boob" on Instagram and leaves offputting comments on the first 20 accounts that come up.

Ite amazing you can hear the half shaven blue hair and pale skin of the shrieking harpies.

I don't want to die under a pile of dildos while working at Amazon or turn into the Toxic Avenger in a candle factory.

Get out while you still have your genitalia.

 

[Haffhart]

They also turned the moon and sun into lesbians.

 

[Meat Target]

(i.e. vaxxies for tendies).

 

[O.O]

Tom's diseased mind has layers, like an onion made of frozen shit.

 

[Hitman One]

What is Wrong With You Fucking Anime Avatar Drooling Goddamn Idiot Retards?

 

[Mal0]

In Space, No One Can Hear You Fuck The Cookware.

For just 35k extra per year, I’ll let some MAGA boomer violently rape my ass while calling me a nigger.

 

[Autistic Joe]

The autism sticker is neutral and almost always redundant anyways. You're on the Farms, you're somewhere on the spectrum.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If they think their "food" is avant-garde art, they should at least have the decency to throw in a manifesto free of charge.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I don't like japanimation but I like movies with war and people dying and spaceships so I think it might be halfway ok.

I for one welcome our new big nosed but not Jew overlords

 

[SCSI]

you sure about that? Chris-chan listened to that small voice and it told him to fuck his mother.

Anyone who spends their fucking life on an internet forum is not sailing yachts around the world and getting their dick sucked by Russian whores from poor villages. I mean, as if...

Sure, to state that Chris-chan exists, can be another way of saying "There is no God." But... shit, dude - as a kiwi, what more evidence do you need of God's beneficence [and truly awesome sense of humour]? That the Chris-chan saga has just kept rolling along, in ever more fucked up directions, is further proof - as if any more were needed - that God answers every prayer, even those from despicable internet speds.

Chris-chan fucked his mum: fucking Christmas every day.

 

[Meat Target]

Null makes shiny new sticker, expects tards not to want.
Am tard.
want