random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SCSI]

Oh great, now Ukraine has pajeets. Thanks Canada.

Can I come rock out with my *cock out?

*rooster

You guys what the fuck are you talking about

Cocks

I had no idea there were other quailfags on the Farms.

These birds sound CWC levels of special, so perfect for us.

 

[Wallace]

I want my balls back. Sadface
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tranny-sideshows-on-social-media.33028/page-3601#post-10960137
I shouldn't have paid a doctor to cut off my balls. Fucked up. Gonna sad drink now

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Hey Bro, fat women need love too. If you are scared of charging into those meaty trenches, I suggest jamo/knob creek combo shots. I call it "Potato Nigger Viagra."

 

[Coelacanth]

WARNING


I cannot accepted restriction from me,
I cannot disrespected of me,
I don't blocked me.

Do not dying for me,
do not blocked for me,
do not deleted from me,
and never without me.

Expectedly.

I am not incorrectly.

I am right and I am okay.​

 

[Meat Target]

He may be a mother raping tranny, but Chan Man has a level of integrity that Pat will never have

A little hard labor might do these soft, weak, crayon eating speds who peaked at age 8 some good.

Another head to put on dear leaders fence

Psychologists should use threads like this for super depressed patients. "I know you feel like you're not worth anything right now. Read this and I'll see you next week."

 

[Aunt Carol]

In closing, I hate this webcomic.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Is this the clown world
or is it fantasy
hit by a cream pie
no escape from insanity
open your eyes
get on the internet and see
We're all fucked, and this is a comedy

 

[Blasterisk]

..it turns out that a diet of corn syrup, mulched grains, salt, paprika, and industrial waste doesn't actually provide every element on the periodic table that people need for their cells to function correctly.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He wasn't really a rapist, he more or less misappropriated funds to throw swingers parties (which is still a shitty thing) and slapped his wife around.

 

[Meat Target]

I would literally do my State of the Union in MOPP4 and call everyone present nothing but welfare leeches and parasites.

My acceptance speech and swearing in, I'd do wearing a gas mask and laugh like a supervillain during the whole thing.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I wanna see the Indian kid and his special ed friends cuss and go on adventures.

Catfishing, for keeps.

Ryan Haywood might be the only man on the planet that gets boners from seeing a short bus.

not only does she sound insufferable but she's literally plastering it all over twitter dot fucking com that's she's literally so god damn retarded she couldn't tell that someone was raping her. Her parents need to tard wrangle her off the internet or she's going to end up in a ditch somewhere in the next 5 years.

Idk weather to or

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

We need to stop worrying about the green M&M and start worrying about those sexual predators who go after Junior Mints.

 

[stuffandthings]

WTF? If you need M&Ms to justify your shitty life choices, just kill yourself now.

 

[Meat Target]

I CAN'T HEAR YOU IT IS -20 OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THAT MAKES ME RIGHT AND YOU WRONG.

 

[thisighuf]

 

[NerdShamer]

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

Move to West Virginia and grow a meth orchard.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He hired a Jesus impersonator

 

[Meat Target]

Some redditor, by way of @JambledUpWords:

Any kind of emo/goth cartoon character. Like Spongebob or Patrick​

 

[MediocreMilt]

there are numerous people who have bots watching my accounts, which i'm pretty sure is prosecutable as stalking.