random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

With that much money, you’d think he’d get plastic surgery.

The older I get, the more I'm convinced the amount of mental retardation in the female populace is significantly underestimated.

Like, if piss and shit bothers you so much, just wear gloves, it isn't hard.

 

[Meat Target]

Pedo speculation derails threads here second only to ww2 discussion and circumcision discourse.

I believe his daughter was born in 2012, so she's about to age out of being a booth babe at SFWA events anyway.

 

[Autistic Joe]

>rapist
>redditor
>male pattern baldness
>unemployed
Did we just hit troon bingo?

And they say the Left can't meme. They sent the memeist meme to ever meme. This dude checks all the boxes. Every single one.

 

[thisighuf]

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

 

[MediocreMilt]

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How dare they. We are more vicious in the moment, but unlike Twitter, we usually cheer whatever weirdo on when they actually get their shit together. If only because that so rarely happens!

 

[Meat Target]

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I take EXTREME exception to this. We don't tolerate or defend kidfuckers here.

Everyone we document deserves it. We never go after the innocent.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I take EXTREME exception to this. We don't tolerate or defend kidfuckers here.

Everyone we document deserves it.

 

[retard strength]

She has hurted me. She harassed me in the FNAF fandom 2016

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

How dare they. We are more vicious in the moment, but unlike Twitter, we usually cheer whatever weirdo on when they actually get their shit together. If only because that so rarely happens!

I take EXTREME exception to this. We don't tolerate or defend kidfuckers here.

Everyone we document deserves it. We never go after the innocent.

Wanna know the weirdest thing about those comments? I found them on a VINESAUCE video, of all things.

 

[kazuhiro]

look are you one of those stupid kiwifarms people ?

hey moron, answer my question are you a kiwifarms?

captured by @Solid Snek here.

 

[thyme]

Couldn’t have said it better myself dude. I don’t hurt anyone by rubbing one out in lingerie. I buy it myself, I don’t steal from anyone. I don’t have a sexual partner that I’m being selfish toward. All copacetic here.

 

[Meat Target]

Your first mistake was browsing reddit in the first place. NOTHING of value comes from that site.

I mean there is porn.

His odds went from 41% to like 90+%.

>rapist
>redditor
>male pattern baldness
>unemployed
Did we just hit troon bingo?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

you're why women get raped by gamers

Good.

 

[Tard Police]

I dunno dude write an Ask Mary about it.

The day someone says "yassified" to my face is the day I'll have my thirteenth reason why.

 

[Autistic Joe]

cucked Black American farmers: rescue beached gunt from snow, preventing death from hypothermia
based Portugeezer gyppos: hospitalise gunt immediately, remove manpurse

 

[Meat Target]

These people have to be about as popular as childhood leukemia.

 

[Aunt Carol]

They've got their fingers on the pulse of morbid obesity.

 

[thismanlies]

Important update, Pat is arguing with his toilet again.

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Imagine being one of his new 500 or so followers, and seeing this nonsense in your timeline.

Your life is spent pretending to be my toilet, stalker.

 

[Meat Target]

My weeb profile picture is better than yours. You're going to 'Nam.

Improve your schtick before I send my bitcoin assassins to break your cum jar figurines and fuck your body-pillows in front of you.