random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

we need a HONK sticker
edit: we need a HONK HONK, MOTHERFUCKER, HONK HONK sticker

HONK HONK, MOTHERFUCKER, HONK HONK

 

[Law]

This could all be solved by not using reddit.

Seriously, DevOps attracts trannies the way Hennessy attracts hoodrats.

 

[X Prime]

- Matthew C. Harris

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/former...and-an-800-page-manifesto.111838/page-5#posts

No mention of this solid gold line?

Jesus was a shitty messiah. If he was so great the jews wouldn’t have been able to kill him. He didn’t even invade poland.

 

[Kosher Dill]

No mention of this solid gold line?

I'd be here all day if I mentioned them all. We should just put the entire contents of the manifesto into the "fortunes file". I mean, he already broke it down into numbered lines for us.

 

[Screw Danlon]

RED-MONGOLOIDS WILL NOT PRETEND TO BE COOL WHILE THEY GOT NO SOULS AND WISH THEY WERE WHITE.

EFRIKANS WILL NOT STEAL FROM NIGGER WHILE THEY CLEARLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND SHIT — RAP AIN’T FOR THEM EITHER — THEY LOST.

YOU ARE ALL MONGOLOIDS INCLUDING YOU SACAGUWEA THOTBLOODS.

 

[thisighuf]

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"toxic masculinity" poured into jeans and a leather jacket.

It was black owned.

He doesn't proofread his law suits why would he proofread his thirst posts.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Don't they know redditors NEED to have their constant naps inbetween sissy hypno sessions.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"And is there a way to add a snap-flap at the front? Sort of at the crotch area?"

 

[Haffhart]

Imagine a post apocalyptic wasteland with roving bands of furries running it. That would be terrifying yet hilarious at the same time.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

transbian bed death

The coof done bit my sxster Kev
with whitey on the troon
his face and amhole, start to swell
and whitey's on the troon

 

[Meat Target]

We used to throw people in volcanoes to appease the gods. Should we bring that practice back as well?

Evidently, yes.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Three bangers from Stephanie:

"Turns out I'm transgender and autistic, which is incredibly common. I should've had an adult be my advocate, but they bullied me too."

"I grew up being able to talk to the dead, now I realize everything has a spirit, and trees are great conversationalists."

"if you don't realize how detrimental to a person's mental health it can be to be featured on k*wi f*rms... you're probably from k*wi f*rms"

 

[Meiwaku]

From @Bonesjones :

Can you imagine being a cop and having to stop a guy from shooting up a philosophy department? It's like stopping someone from picking up litter for free.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

From our UCLA Kang philosopher's 800-page masterpiece manifesto.

 

[MediocreMilt]

<-- do i need to random.txt_txt that myself?

Glad I could help, Tom.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Today I discovered the Pamperchu thread.

A lot of people have fucked up childhoods, and they don't slap diapers on.

something something microwave

Pamperchu is actually more functional than most people in his thread.

His mom needs to go out for a pack of smokes, change her name, and never look back.

 

[Blackhole]

I love Andrew Dobson. I want to impregnate him.

"Cock vore tattoos" was a concept that I really didn't need to contemplate.

Cops are fags and if you disagree you should kill yourself.

>Book 1. Terrorist NIGGERS
You can say what you want about him, but this guy really knows how to use effective hook lines in writing.

“I don’t like opiates.”
—Ethan Fucking Ralph

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

sorry, I thought this is Post the random.txt currently on your screen thread

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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

My probably-now-ex boyfriend of 5 years is really into Touhou and has ghosted me for the past 3 months since I started terfposting on twitter so there’s probably some truth to it tbh.