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[Blackhole]

reddit is the worst thing in human history and anything that gets a subreddit immediately turns into a shit slurpee that concentrates the dumbest, meanest parts of it while aggressively driving out and censoring anyone sane.

I'm getting sick and tired of having to rape every single day. Nobody asked me what I thought about this whole thing. We should at least get weekends off.

anominous is a very quotable user

 

[Dolomite]

You don't understand! It's either rubber penis or suicide!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Is that the original shitting dick nipples? I've seen three or four variations, and I'm never sure which is the original horror.

Oh god I have no idea. I just know it is a shitting dicknipple. One out of many.

anominous is a very quotable user

 

[Radical Cadre]

I got thousands in the bank

 

[Tard Police]

TFW even pirates won’t steal your shit.

Day 2 of Black History Month and already I want it to fucking end.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I don't know how we got to this point in the conversation, but it's always helpful to have a reminder how am holes are like a cheap bootleg of the real thing.

 

[Meiwaku]

From our Matthew Manifesto:

29. I don't even have a foot fetish, I just like to challenge myself

48. NIGGER delete your Leprechaun energy

And

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm hoping to get a fresh blackface for a profile picture.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

They're probably jerking it relentlessly in the tub by now. It even has a drain for easy cleanup.

You probably go to some underground sex club in Berlin where you get tied up and beaten by Jewess dominatrices and have them shit down your throat with Hava Nagila playing in the background

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

In spite of all the regionalism and petty internal squabbles (East Canada vs West Canada, ROC vs Quebec etc.), Terry became a symbol for a cause that all Canadians could rally behind.

The violence has already started as officer manlet is subjected to the most brutal mogging ever seen.

And fuck you for implying I'm canadian.

Unlike the snake, the goose is actually a terrible and evil creature.

Na, it was to prove that there was a chance the man who was shot had shot himself while trying to draw. And he did successfully demonstrate proof of that... by shooting himself in the stomach by accident. But since "shooting himself by accident" is a good way to describe his life, nothing really changed for him.

 

[Big Nasty]

It's not much but it beats sucking dick for gas money.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Someone really needs to make a downfall hitler parody of Trudeau cowardly hiding in his bunker

if i had 5 nukes the world would be a much safer and happier place.
toronto? torontNo.

White nationalism is when my cat takes a shit on my dilator right before I use it

White nationalism is when my HRT is seized by customs.

Someone surely must have made drones that can house airhorns and blow them already right? Seems like a good way of fucking with urbanites. Also still mad nobody has taken my idea of arming a drone with a super soaker filled with Surstromming juice. Spray it on your local fiery but mostly peaceful protest. These guys always say we should be more like the swedes so they're bigots if they throw up from the smell of a nice Scandinavian delicacy.

You'd have a bunch of dudes with meth-ventilation systems like Bane running around in scrap-built death machines constructed out of salvaged 70s vehicles with almost no electronic components wearing body armor gerry-rigged from AR500 targets armed with carbines pretty quick.

Longest "I'm a massive faggot" screed in this thread so far.

Well done.

On the downside I need to start respecting Canadians. So that sucks

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Just realized I'm retarded.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

 

[Meat Target]

Civilization's tits have not produced the sweetest clown milk yet, or something.

Keep your sexual fantasies out of the Thunderdome.

Gross, we have a maple rape baby in this thread

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

"Doreens law: the more popular an online community becomes, the greater the chance it becomes moderated by power hungry tranny nannies."

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Civilization's tits have not produced the sweetest clown milk yet, or something.

You sound like a gross mutt. Your rental property will be appropriated by the people and turned into a trucker rest stop.

A seething dicklet? In my country?

 

[Aunt Carol]

If your baby happens to catch fire:

 

[Slav Power]

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Tenacity is more than just grit
Tenacity is the sum total of grinding everyday
Bringing your whole heart to the table, bare, everyday
Tenacity is not stepping on others but noticing that others have fallen, picking them up and carrying them with you to the finish

From the Tranch thread. OP by @Neko GF