random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Archie_Kimkicker]

You're retarded if you think this is a cyber bullying forum and deserve to be cyber bullied.

 

[Meat Target]

His teachers thought he'd be arguing with fenceposts the rest of his life, but clearly he's moved past that and argues with barfy men and his own toilet instead.

They preTended To be my ToileT. ArresT. Them.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

Four ruffians break into my house.

"What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.

Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.

Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.

I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.

Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.

He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.

Just as the founding fathers intended.

 

[Creep3r]

CRP is dead but Mayhem is forever

 

[big ups liquid richard]

I think this quote comes from our very own administrator. Saw it in the Coach Red Pill thread.

"Read before posting. 3 pages in and I am already seeing the same jokes. Stop sperging about the fucking war. You fucking politispergs ruin the fucking site."

 

[PhoBingas]

Where is your empirical data? I want empirical data that you aren’t fisting a 5 year old right now.

 

[Socrates]

You'd have to do something pretty stupid to get a 400 page thread at kiwi farms

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

they just watched a bunch of little kids running off school grounds unescorted and taking "candy" from a stranger in a bunny suit

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

ngl I want that Patrick

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This sounds like an absolute fucking nightmare process. I would love to see it play out.

This is the worst quality drywall work I've ever seen by a long shot.

The Trooner Diaries.

This is what happens when you don't prioritize being a bimbo, sissyfication, and cooming.

 

[Meat Target]

I don't celebrate, that's a gay activity.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If shitting at work means working from home for two years and pretending to work, then sure.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

How will I learn math if I don't know how many times Maya Angelou was raped?

 

[SCSI]

Damn if my Spanish teacher called her class "Taco Taco with Cocaine 1", I might have actually paid attention

I spread mis/disinformation on the internet and in meatspace. I have no shame.

What "mission" ? I just want to laugh at people being retarded on the internet.

Further proof that the only way to combat autism is MORE autism.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

If I find out that the Ukrainians truly murdered one of our pet lolcows without our consent then I no longer care what happens to their shithole country, I will celebrate each horrible war-crime Russia commits, unironically.

 

[Meat Target]

I have written better stories on the toilet in my feces than spurted out of this mentally ill, malformed goblins mouth.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

"Why would you do this to meeeee? How could you? You will paaaay for thisssss. I will personally ensure that you rue the day you decided to kill me... just you wait. Just. You. Wwwwaaaiitttt."
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[Haffhart]

 

[Margo Martindale]

Reddit moment

First of all this was before I started doing meth

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/reddit-general.8257/page-771#post-11672949

 

[PhoBingas]

Gundi rocking some ralph level fawking milkers though bud