random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Return of the Freaker]

Or even worse than Hell, being throwed to places like East St. Louis or Camden.

DSP will outlast everyone because he never leaves the comfort of the snort fort.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Something something globohomo, something something jews, something something West bad, something something trannies.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Gonzalo blamed the Daily Beast for his death before his death

Still too easy, there are plenty of rapist cows that deserve a bullet

That was Gonzo's mistake, he should have blamed Kiwifarms for endangering his life instead. Everybody who blamed Kiwifarms for putting them in danger is still alive.

 

[ComStar]

“When she cut it open, his ballsack exuded a stink like a bath bomb infused with rancid pork.”

courtesy of this book

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You've decided to fuel the consoomer cycle, then? I see. You have chosen the path of death.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Please move to Dehli. Homes are affordable, and I believe I'm the only White Nationalist here. I'm lonely.

 

[Meat Target]

There are three certainties in life:

Death, taxes, and Raid: Shadow Legends advertisements.

>Journalism's leading voice in TikTok and internet news
That's like being the leading expert in contracting leprosy and eating shit.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Never underestimate the purchasing power of bored Asians playing phone games on their commute.

 

[Pee Cola]

Do you know where you are? We've been mocking people since 1872.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CKAc3nYEatwAn ape impaling things with a swordfish is really a great analogy for the libido of modern man.

 

[Blackhole]

Ever hear of the term "tumblr sexyman"?

No, it's my first time hearing that term but I can already tell it's unpleasant.

‘Please investigate further to see if she kept the cute puffy nips’

i bet the tractor supply employees don't look at her sideways when she buys ivermectin

She’s also a retard. And also she’s autistic. Also, she’s a pedophile.

 

[Big Nasty]

MALE WARLORD WITH GOOD MUSCLE CONTROL FUCKS ARSEHOLE

 

[Jack Scarefani]

Everyone knows that if you want to stop a tranny from going on your property you need a ScareTerf; it’s like a scarecrow but it looks like JK Rowling and proximity sensors that once triggered emit the sound of “you will never be a real women”.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

In my defense, city dwelling "fake" deer are probably based

all those practical trucks from days gone by had 50 cals mounted on the bed by the Taliban

I don't feel sorry for the loss of her tits. It's not like she was doing anything with them anyway.

 

[Ebony Way]

"Self-governing" is a funny way of saying "subject to needless social pressure". I've stolen dozens of shopping carts. If you leave your belongings unattended, individual or corporate, they're free to own. This includes blocks of cheese I can fit into my trenchcoat pockets at the supermarket when no employees are on the asile.

Hollywood be damned. I love trash media as long as it's asian trash media, I'm Japanese in my soul

I genuinely think neither of these posters were kidding.

 

[Blackhole]

"First of all this was before I started doing meth"

both because he's a groomer and also because he's a likely Australian

May the ghost of Coach haunt Ethan Ralph and bring us more Kino. Inshallah.

It's the Coach of Kyiv

The scientific term for this behavior is "niggerfaggotry".

“It’s still real to me!”

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I’ve spent 18 years feeling guilty about selling Ginger Jonny some privet hedge

 

[Aunt Carol]

My account was suspended from the entirety of Reddit for three days once for calling someone a "fat retard."

 

[Meat Target]

I always hated Tinkerbell and wanted her to get squished like the bug she was.

 

[Haunted Gambler]

Can't wait for the part where they run out of zombie testicles and the troons inevitably murder each other for their horse piss pills.