random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

The only way the Feds would view him as an asset is if they were allowed to use him for munitions testing.

"ERISE YE LOLCOWS , YOU GOT NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS" - ETHAN RALPH on 20 April 2022

Is this Helter Skelter at last?!

more like helen keller

Saying "Kill all farmers" is great optics.

Good lord, can't we go one day without someone proclaiming a jihad against us?

Every time I think we've climbed out of clown world we sudden get dragged back in by some unknown force.

This is no gaggle of mindless trannies Nick, these are Kiwi Farmers, their sneed is feed and their chucks are formerly

I'll like to remind people that this all started over a corn joke.

A. Fucking. Corn. Joke.

Getchur corn, getchur corn here!

> We will not be milked for content.
So just stop posting then.

Coach redpill died for this. Thank you coach, very nice.

Oh shit the night of the long udders has finally arrived!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Videos like this make me mad at the police but then I remember that one time they didn't give me a DUI and let me just park my car and then I'm like BACK THE BLUE BLUE LIVES MATTER WE LOVE OUR COPS!

 

[Meat Target]

That is literally the ugliest "human" I have ever seen in my life, including severe fetal deformities incompatible with life.

 

[Dolomite]

OK I'll post just my feet if you delete the stuff about my twitter and YouTube delete them first and you'll get your feet pics oh and also stop with trying to find out where I live and what my friends are if I take a foot pic

 

[PhoBingas]

@Aspy "Look, I think were all waiting for the real story to drop. A sextape of nora with a powdered wig and strapon, while ralph is dressed as anita sarkessian with bigger tits"

 

[George Lucas]

>SHOOTER ON THE LOOSE EVERYBODY PANIC
>they find he's black
>NVM SITUATION UNDER CONTROL IT WAS COVID DEATHS

 

[nekrataal]

DOOD SHITS HIS SELF

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

You can suck in your gut but you can't suck in your tits.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

i'll have you know that public transportation is very diverse and lgbt friendly

Chemicals in the water, man. Alex Jones predicted groypers.

 

[Haffhart]

Advice against split infinitives was an attempt to make written English more and more Latinate but it's a Germanic language and it's perfectly fine to split an infinitive as hard as a Roman skull in Teutoburg Forest

“Fill er up white boy”

 

[Pissmaster]

sometimes i put my mouse cursor over other kiwi's avatars and i pretend we're holding hands

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Write what you know" can be good advice, but oftentimes it just leads to navel gazing teenagers writing about how hard middle class suburban life is and literature professors writing fantasies about fucking their students.

“Stop writing such graphic sex scenes.”

I don’t care if we were only in second grade, don’t stifle my fucking creativity.

Also, Kiwis, I will undoubtedly regret this but if you want some pointers about your academic or professional writing, send it to me. No fiction, please. No erotic fiction especially please.

Also taught us Freud was a weirdo and the best brands of chainsaws are Husqvarna and Stihl. I have yet to see any proof of the contrary, on both accounts.

I wanna take these people to a priest and watch several demons fly out of them

 

[PhoBingas]

@Johnny Clyde Cash: "Coach was actually beheaded by Azov battalion, but standing before Satan in the pits of hell, the devil looked up and saw Ethan jubilant at the violent passing of a man who had mildly insulted him online once. The devil, realizing CRP's use as a tool to spread mischief to a deserving soul on Earth, sent CRP back and sewed his head back on so that Ethan's life might be a pinch, a touch, a slight bit more miserable than it currently is."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Guys all of this satanic stuff that happened after I took a gallon of acid is real and I almost died"

 

[Stardust]

Bah you whore, of course @snailslime is in here tormenting the incels.

 

[Atomic Ant]

I'm a Cool Genius.

My legacy is gonna be Hitler 2, 3, and 4, in America.

 

[Table Country]

"Why don't you care about this"

"Because I don't think you are real people"

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

"Why would I give straight answers in a room full of gay men?"

 

[Blackhole]

The victims were quoted as saying "MISSION COMPLETED. SHUTTING DOWN." before decomposing into a viscous liquid and being sweeped into a nearby drain.

I don't even have wings.

Do I look like a fucking bird to you?

Not even Q could have predicted it would go this far.

the janitor profession is pretty decent, if you work somewhere that doesn't have a high density of niggers, or any niggers at all. atlanta has chicken bones, just laying about the streets, causing a swarm of rats.

"My dick was too big for her and she couldn't fit it all in. Sad!"

As an ordained minister, anytime Nick brings up religion, I absolutely want to wring his neck.

"Why would I give straight answers in a room full of gay men?"

"I don't believe you're real people. Any of you. I think you're all fake grifters."

 

[Table Country]

Marrying women and going near their vaginas is not trad cath.