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BelUwUga said:
They're as flighty and stress-prone as sheep. Dumber than some of the more clever swine I've handled. They are dangerous like cattle while marginally more intelligent. I know plenty of folks with a room temperature IQ that can win that mental chess match every single time. If you're weak or overly emotional I can see where you might think they require exceptional physicality. For men working on farms it's no trouble at all usually. The closest thing you've had to a good take is identifying them as reactionary animals.
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Featured on Apr 30, 2022 by Null: I'm doing some Random Quote mining.
I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.
 
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Null said:
I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.
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That's a shame, I'd have suggested a quote from MATI:

"So if you're wondering who 'Toilet Nigga' is, that would be Peter Coffin's child."
 
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Rungle said:
"So yes, the fanfics have become real and shit" -Christine Weston Chandler confirming sexual relationships with his mother.
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I really like this one lol.

"I suspect my 1-year-old combustible engine car from them is going to plummet in value soon."

From Brianna "John" Wu talking about his car engine apparently being an engine that bursts into flame.
 
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/hardc...-as-american-as-apple-pie.117378/page-2#posts
Came for the adult films, get stuck with a 1500 word essay analyzing moans and another with 5000 words on why stepmoms or siblings getting trapped in everyday objects are a philosophical metaphor about life.
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/video...ter-apparent-harassment.117354/#post-11711414
What you get for messing with Mao's best warrior.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/angry...-jimmy-johns-police-say.117875/#post-11770299
Is it safe to assume in the USA if a Black person comes up to you complaining about their restaurant order your life may be at risk?
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