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[Useful_Mistake]

we have laws that prevent camping in our jails. ive tried. i got thrown out at gun point and told to never come back. eventually that summer they called the swat team on me but it became fun fighting cops and destroying their shit. i paid for repairs as well b ecuz there was collateral.

Don't forget @Useful_Mistake filling his wife's holes with Troon cum

i think i will kill you for fun because u r a goof

idc that much tbh as i kno im not a nazi or a homosexual or a neo or really a deranged

Actually I was black out drunk and I went to visit Caroline got arrested outside her house because she was on vacation and her roommate called it in and did not press charges as I was friendly. I have known these womyn for 34+ years and they are about to make a lot of money with me if they remotely pay attention.

I'm guessing you're some real life friend and if that is the case you should really look into bitch correcting and not being on these forums as it looks very bad on them.

if i get off my lazy ass and get arrested today i will have a lot of free time to kill yall in the future at my leisure

KILL YOURSELF

fuk someone make me a forum macro that just says KILL YOURSELF

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I wanna know what Ja Rule thinks about this

From here.


From here.

 

[Blackhole]

Schizos are just people cursed to see behind the curtain a little bit, the reason they seem crazy is because mere mortals can't cope with the horrors of actual, unfiltered reality.

>People actually responding to HHH
The fate of all abortion threads.

One of my favorite gags to lefties was "I'm pro-choice because it kills niggers before they can commit any crimes".

I like how this thread turned effortlessly into cannibalism.

Conservatives think we're moral less monsters! Let's burn churches and kill judges and their families! Maybe we'll rape them too! That will show them!

using the latest in alexa ranking and google+ analytics we can deduce nick fuentes has approximately 20 million cocks in his mouth

That's true, but for the sake of playing devil's advocate I'll say that was accomplished through sheer laser-focused Subway lust. Without the focus, something entertaining might happen.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I had a dream that Null broke into my car and stole my car stereo. It seemed realistic, so I when I woke up I checked my car and saw the driver's side window shattered and the stereo console missing. A few days later on a Mad at the Internet stream, I heard Josh mention that he got a new car stereo for free somehow.

 

[blacksmith tony]

Thankfully by eugenic standards I get to reproduce the most. I'm 6' 4" and before I became an alcoholic I had a IQ of 135. It's probably 35 now.

 

[SCSI]

I'll be so mad if we encounter nuclear holocaust before we discover where Chris has been for the past 3 months.

That would go against my "Yelling stuff out a car window in passing" style of internet posting.

Side effects of gender-affirming fake penis surgery may include loss of fake penis.

And yet with a touch of psychopathy here and a little out of the box thinking there...

And that's saying something considering all the bodies!

 

[Sealbaby]

You either die a wignat or live long enough to see yourself become a catboy.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Counterpoint: Spending all day fucking in the jungle sounds better than going to work.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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that simp is probably having sex RIGHT NOW

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Then again, this is reddit, so maybe such a person does exist.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

If I had a gf that fired bullets outta her pussy, there would be a lot of dead niggas.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Imagine having a family when you could have a posse of epic fat queers who all live in a single flat and quote Adventure Time.

 

[Secret Messages]

I think I've explored this community quite enough, and given some of you a sufficient intellectual beating.

I'll be taking my leave.

 

[stupid frog]

Kamikaze 4 minutes ago
>Can name yourself anything, it's the internet
>Name yourself after your beard

 

[S.C.U.D.]

No human being cares about the "farms," stalker.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Help someone brushed against my wiener while I was asleep and now I’m gay.

 

[stupid frog]

Delicious Diversity 55 minutes ago
We British were meant to live in cold and darkness

 

[I fucking love Cocaine]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/facepunch-knockout-forums.79796/post-11878050

I know she's better because she has tits now and is on HRT.

 

[Meat Target]

Somebody start up the candy van and set the GPS to "The Hague".