random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

You either die a troon or live long enough to become the Earl.

Lovely. He's gonna kill himself with his browser still on kiwifarms dot net. Exactly what we need.

He could use more education
He's got a kink for thought control
No based sarcasm, he won't get it
J.K. leave them troons alone
Hey! J.K.! Leave them troons alone!
All in all, you're just another am in the hole

Give her my number, I'll do her in the butt.

>be American
>get shot
>go to the hospital
>get shot

 

[Meat Target]

Brain fog from pickling his brain in a witch's brew of troon drugs, Ambien and Nyquil.

The only part of the new tale that I believe is that spastic, 270-pound, wailling, teenage gay boy John fell down a hill while comically flailing his arms and squealling like a stuck pig. That probably happened a lot.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I want to hold down Elliot and buttfuck her until she renounces her manhood.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

Thank you for the attention, it makes my peepee large and strong.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Have they looked inside all the doll boxes and like kids playsets inside the Walmart because there could be shenanigans going on.

Thank you for coming to my press conference.

I also want to announce that I do not rape, murder, and eat babies and if I did it would not be in that order.

Thank you for no further questions.

 

[SCSI]

Kiss my Clown Ass.

Kiwi Farms is not your therapist.

You're as obtuse as you are obese.

Also I would cover your pussy in mustard, sprinkle on some onions and lick it down like a 4th of July grill meat.

I'm skeptical of these studies, but I'd be interested in learning more. Mainly I'm skeptical because how the fuck is an ape supposed to know what an easy bake oven or a tonka truck even is?

Maybe the question isn't why this is happening; it's what I did to end up in hell world.

It was the masturbation, wasn't it.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

quoting my height from when i was 15

talking more tough than a judge or cop talks

you guys are desperate for a lynch mob and that makes u legally killable

getting ppls ids is really easy

gl to yall but its murdering season soon :_D

in canada if someone calls u a pedo or ur dad a pedo and its untrue u are expected to knock them the fuck out and drag their body into the street for the birds to shit on and dogs to piss on

lol fuk i am king gg

King of Schizophrenia yes.

GET FUKIN MURDERED IRL BORING FAGGOTS

Timmy you're probably gonna get murdered irl so gl to u along with ur fucked up doug ford worshipping family

no1 is a reptilian

it is literally the alex jones conspiracy theory + ghislaine maxwell stuff but way worse than ud ever think possible

because men in black style memory erasing is involved

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"I now choose to live my life as a gay bed shitter."

 

[Great Apple Man]

to quote a random steam message I had gotten
"extreme anal ripping defecation and blood lust ramming/crusting and fucking licking.. the whole show must go on.. a fucking messedd up hole, the price is right with this piece of meated shit pie"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

you ppl suck at parsing logic so its pointless talking to yall and this is coming from a brain damaged person who does long ass logic puzzles for fun

you're fairly stupid and failed already a bunch of times so you're lying about your success with logic puzzles or you'd have done a FIDELITY RESET

i dont really care that k8 who was a goon since she was 10 years old and got perma banned from SA for doxing me (but hopefully has a new account now) posted my shit here

i care about our bloodline and money $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

also have to convince like 8 womyn to have babies with me to replenish the Lucifer race

but they were marked for harem not u

ya i dont have to update my score on reddit im here for blood and real life fame

take down the website get knocked the fuck out and murdered thats on you

my fame and wealth isnt gonna be stopped by some group of losers

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Man, I heard Alice in Chains on the local "classic rock" station a few days ago. Fuck your dollar menu.

Sorry dopers, psychonauts and cannabis enjoyers but GOD created alcohol. GOD identifies as the bread and the WINE of life, not the CANNABIS SMOKE of life.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You suck major cock and balls. The only thing you fuck is a man's fist.

stop raging we will kill u soon and ull be happier dead without pain

1. allegation of pedophilia
2. allegation of low reddit karma

Guess which one he responds to

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[Kabuki Actor]

let all say this about me i am eccentric not retarded or
Autistic or you get the rest

 

[SiccDicc]

A&N's motto is basically "it didn't happen, but it should have".

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Believe in god! Of course! Much better then amputate penis and rape

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

can you define kiwifluid

 

[Open Window Maniac]

You shit talk with me, I will take a shit on your bed.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'm a professional Orgasm Denial Therapist. I have been busted inside 0 times in my whole life, my ass snaps dicks in half in emergency situations.

Many men have hairy arseholes. The hairs become long and curly with lack of trimming. Within these hairs, brown flecks and unspeakable shreds are often deposited

I'll tell you one thing, the brown stuff ain't chocolate sprinkles.

You WILL get shit on if a man has been eating Chik Fil A and Burger King. In some cases I've even been pooped on by men who had performed enemas.

The sight of the crumpled plastic bottle with its rubber nipple (smeared brown) next to the sink where I washed my hands was truly disturbing.

The scent of saline and feces was wafting from his gaping anal canal.

VERY handsome, horrific anus. Happens a lot. Happens every fucking time.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Update: our entire story was a lie!

 

[MediocreMilt]

No, the 2020 election was not stolen. Biden won fair and square and has been the kindest president to blacks/LGBTQ people. Unlike Trump who would have had them executed on the spot