random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Open Window Maniac]

Psuedo-bisexuality go bhrrrrrrrrrrrr so-h cold

 

[Crazedking]

“This is like GamerGate X1000. It’s like GamerGate made out with “Release the Snyder Cut,” on January 6, 2021,”

 

[Skitarii]

Coming soon... The couch cuck single-handedly defeats the entire US army in 'Cuck 2', coming to theaters in 2023.

 

[Brain Power]

There is a certain etiquette one must follow when shide poasting that can’t really be explained, only seen. In that way it’s more art than science.
Indeed, one might say that you have to be socially artistic in order to post here.

Justin Trudeau, I'm lookin at you, but youre looking at the 5 dudes fuckin your wife from the corner.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

This might be too much to ask but it'll be cool if the generated random.txt linked to what it's quoting, because I really wanna know the context behind this one:

“Our udders are chapped, we're on fuckin' kicking over the milking stool, I'm getting a fucking shotgun - I'm a lolcow on a fuckin' rampage!”

 

[WhatIsThePunchline]

From this post

 

[Law]

Dude, he's talking about watching his trolls commit suicide in front of their families and masturbating. This shit is wild.

Back street are incredibly goth

 

[Aunt Carol]

Bullshit. She knows very well what to do with her fake penis.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

From this post.

I had a pencil named Rachel that none of the other pencils liked. I lent her out one time, and she was never returned. I was happy about that.

 

[Haffhart]

Pedo cat? That's news to me, but it wouldn't surprise me

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Academic Justification of Boner

 

[Useful_Mistake]

i enjoy killing ppl

ya im not fat im not shit im not a bitch

lol im not a rapist

but ya i like killing ppl

Says the man who raped someone but never killed anyone

you live as a bitch if u believe that power cant be inherited

and obviously im immune to covid

If power can be inherited than why are you such an ineffectual brainless manlet?

 

[I am vomit]

im being hazed in to something really cool

A corpse?

these things are hard to get into its not like they just give away the keys to the kingdom of heaven without torturing u first to see if ur a pussy

 

[ditto]

Bitcoin is objectively more useful than sex.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

OMG ITS TRUE THANK U FOR EXPLAINING MY FAKE LIFE TO ME OMG L:: PRAISE JESUS

you people are retarded and will die for fun because of freemason mkultra shit u are unaware of

it wouldnt be fun to be sane

the thread will get deleted when it dies off whichll happen eventually

I'm sorry to tell you Alex, but I accidentally impregnated K8. It's all over man, you can't get that fourth trinity seat now...

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

So if Gamergate was like 9/11 then what would the Depp-Heard verdict would be compared to?

If Jan 6 did a 9/11

 

[Kabuki Actor]

I’m a non-practicing straight but thank you for thinking I’m nice!

 

[I am vomit]

If you regularly jerk off to a 13 year old's sex fantasies you are immature at best. Borderline pedo at worst.

Why are you enjoying a 13 year old's poorly written fanfic about Naruto and Sasuke sounding?

 

[veri]

How I browse the Pro-Ana forum during cutting season, stealing low calorie recipes to help me get fucking shredded.

It’s like when my friend said “if bob is 50% sonichu and barb 100% human, how is Chris 50% sonichu?????”
Because they are retarded my fren, they are just retarded.

Linux user vents his frustration with Linux in weird and deviant ways. News at 11.

Could'nt be more autistic if he was watching trains naked while masturbating.

In hindsight, it's probably for the best that the Sneedcord got banned before Josh got groomed as well.

Damn, gonna have to step up my transphobia game if I want to make the KF playoffs.

He will not go further than 300ft from that Burger King, it'll be his base of operations

yet i could borderline threaten to to turn the ralphafam to chunky salsa with a minigun and gunt hasnt capped me yet. wtf man

we can just come out and say it, she looks like if she got one half of meigh's genes its the rear. horse arse face looking bitch.

I can't wrap my head around the fact he installed a camera not because he lives in an impoverished hellhole surrounded by sex offenders but because some people might drop diapers on his porch. Nigguh

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Do Indians worship lolcows or do only normal cows count?