random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cyclonus]

What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and several days later you find out that your entire life he had been sneaking in your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason just so you would fit in...

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What I'm getting out of this and Nicholas J Fuentes is that IVF is a surefire way to turn your son gay.

So there's another 18 year old, mentally disabled women in his life? Guess we know who Elon's next wife is going to be.

 

[Autistic Joe]

is that the future of this site? the cows be coming here and starting threads instead for us?

We've almost automated the milking process.

 

[Pissmaster]

I will admit I liked Rikku. Not because she was a good character, but because she looked like a raver girl that I wanted to lick the sweat off of

 

[Positron]

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Reality is truly the best shitlord.

 

[Meiwaku]

Surfer has a bigger dick than Ralph (and the fact that I know this makes me question my life choices).

Young lady, you are cavorting with niggers, and you are doing it jewishly. Cut it out. NOW!

Cum Detective 2nd class signing out.

Yeah guys, let's all dox ourselves so we can make fun of this roastie in good faith, lol.

Damn, Elon is a dead beat dad and his children are exhibiting fatherless behavior. He really is an African American

 

[Got Milk!]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=304649918116743&id=100057152111039

"the day I quit drinking is the day you quit sucking dick.. and that's never"

I included the video link because it's goddamn funny.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Listen up, everybody! The man who got bullied out of public school is going to explain how to be cool to everyone!

Thank you, @Bepis

 

[Pissmaster]

I was at my elderly grandmother's house for Thanksgiving and she was giving away a bunch of my dead grandpa's stuff and I said "Granny what's this here?" And she said "That there's a nigger nocker and it's for nocking niggers. You want it?" I am now the proud owner of a Nigger Nocker™

 

[Table Country]

First they came for the Lara's tits, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a big tiddy man.

Then they came for the Cammy's Ass, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not an ass man.

Then they came for Juri's feet, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a foot fetishist.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

Wakka looked like a fucking jackass too and his entire character and sportsball shit was unbearable, Im pretty sure he's supposed to be the lower-class Mexican community watch officer who beats on lower-class negroes because he hates them.

Also don't mention that he steals Flandre Scarlet dakis or shaves his balls with a lawnmower.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Male Feminists not retweeting rapists challenge (impossible)?

 

[Meat Target]

What leads a person down the path in life where they end up write articles defending animal fucking

 

[Margo Martindale]

Did Null remove the random text, its not there anymore

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Pat spent most of his day on twitter fighting with his toilet.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

(and I don't like to quote Hitler but)

 

[Aunt Carol]

I like nipples in general, so I don't get it. They exist on men for licking, I am convinced of it. They are tongue magnets. I'm assuming gay men like man-nips, too.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I wouldn't need beers. Any hole's a goal

 

[Table Country]

I got to piss off of a pretty high cliff once, was pretty awesome

I have done this too, it was right after Lawbreakers failed and Cliff was just laying on the floor high off his ass.

 

[Blackhole]

I don't care what race, sexuality, religion or anything someone is. If they act like keffals they're a faggot