random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

a room full of healthy but aggressively playful beagles

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

There's so much estrogen oozing out of this exchange that a MTF could probably transition just by reading it.

 

[I am vomit]

It's just me undercover, full of fans and hot pockets.

Go sit on a tub trumpet, lady.

Reboot of Loveboat except with trannies. Load up a cruise ship with tranny staff and passengers are tranny sympathizers or allies or whatever the fuck. End of season 1, it goes full Titanic and/or overrun by Somali pirates. Either way, it goes down and no season 2.

it isn't the state's job to keep disgusting hillbillies from doing disgusting hillbilly shit with each other.

Does Hunter Biden like footjobs or does he just like other people looking at him getting footjobs? Serious question.

It looks like she threw Peppa Pig through the slicer.

Hell have no fury like a yaoi fangirl scorned.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lyndon Johnson was the first plural president, I believe his alter was named "Jumbo" and had multiple affairs independent of Lyndon who loved his wife dearly.

Jumbo was also the architect of the Vietnam War.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

The fact that Bob never got to join in on Chris and Barbs ‘fun’ poor Chris, being denied a hot, steamy incest orgy with the whole family!! What a vile bastard Bob was fucking dying like that!!

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Oh, PL...View attachment 3504173

"you're about as sharp as a bowling ball, PL."
"AND UR A AS SHARP AS A KNIFE IDIOT"

 

[Table Country]

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This nigga looks like he steals chromosomes from children when their parents aren't looking.

He was in a hand-leathersmithed gay rodeo daddy clown getup with assless chaps, atalker. I recorded it on 8mm and my mother played it on the front of the refrigerator. child.

The magnets spelled out #DLTIW, child.

 

[PhoBingas]

Don't you know, all the cool kids are hanging themselves from 8 foot high banisters with bathrobe ties for TikTok clout!

 

[Blackhole]

“A horrifying example of perversion and late stage capitalism” is actually the most succinct and accurate description of modern transgenderism I have ever heard.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I hope Donkey Kong finally passes that turd he's struggling with

Strong words from the piss master.

 

[Hepativore]

Llama Said:

This is like painting a turd yellow to try to fool everyone into thinking its a banana.

 

[umami's milk]

"Kiwifarms is like the meth of 4chan." - Keffals.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

How much Adderall is you on, bro?

I reject this article's modality.

The only things Monty had in mind were "what if it's a gun" and "this pussy sure is worth dying of anaphylactic shock"

It started out looking like two fingers of a leather catcher's glove and evolved into two raw chicken breasts glued to his crotch

Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs would have loved tik tok

This post is not satire, be horrified

5$ it's a prolapsed anus from fucking all of the service people she's hired.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

"I WILL be successful, regardless of how many screenshots you want to take, or how many times you tell people to block me."

 

[WhoBusTank69]

That poor computer, the tabs ran out of room holy crap
that thing must be munching ram like a fat kid eats Reeses pieces

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If you need a separate building to house your McDonald's memorabilia you have a problem.

A lot of us get stuck with basement Home Shopping Network trash and an expansive Precious Moments collection.

See you in a few years on your youtube channel showing off your 15 copies of Barbie Horse Girl Simulator.

NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE, JUST A RANDO AUTIST OPINION!

autism to even more autism pipeline.

One man’s audio aggravation, is another man’s surprise fap of the day!

YOU LAZY FAT NIGGERS!

I'm offended she made chocolate milk in the strawberry milk container.

True sandwich connoisseurs gorilla grip it.

Sandwich connoisseurs who've hacked the system use their toes.

George Takei is every negative trait a lefty can have all rolled up into one person

Given the importance of Violet Beauregard in the fetish community, I guess that explains that.

I like watching the dangerous candy machines

Any man who collects shoes is guaranteed to be a fag

You don't have to be gay to be a fag.

There are three kinds of sneaker heads.

1: The flaming fag who keeps his inner homo in check by engaging in the kind of conspicuous consumer of footwear that is womens domain.


2: The autistic super faggot: He craves the control and collecting high that normal autists usually get from collecting stamps/coins/Pokémon cards/whatever. But he’s a peak beta male and is afraid to be outed as a nerd. Instead, like the heroin addict forced to satiate his craving with cough syrup and Tylenol 3s, he collects something more “macho” and usually associated with niggers and not nerds: Sneakers.


3: The Bitcoin bro/trustfund kid. This is the rarest kind. He has more money than he knows what to do with, and in lack of an actual personality, he chose sneakers as something to get attention with.

It is tremendously offensive to me that we've lost Scotty, McCoy, Spock and Chapel/Computer Voice but this fucking Sulu faggot still draws breath.

It's a very feminine hobby. Given it's especially promoted to black men (i.e. Air Jordans), maybe it's some sort of buck breaking thing.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Stop trying to make me fed posttttttttttttttttttttt

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Another masterpiece from the pests who’ve made Patrick Tomlinson’s life (deservedly) miserable, via @Mr Moonface

 

[I am vomit]

Its really Stephie in the streets, Stimky Cat Goat in the sheets.

It seems like a Really Bad Idea for this guy to let his festering rotten "vagina" marinate in his filthy bathwater

Polissa is living that godawful country song about Applebees being a fancy date.

imagine spending a sizeable portion of your manifesto defending a fucking deer

Your mom’s poop was touching your dad’s dick when he accidentally nutted in her and now I have to read your shitty comment.

I can't believe Keffals has discovered our like decade-long psyop to infiltrate Twitch with Nazi creators like Destiny and corrupt the Tranny youth.

I wrote a very long post and you should read beyond the first paragraph, or just shoot yourself in the head.

Keffals really just wants to be Null's next fat girl.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

But thank you @CatParty for actually bringing us something about cats, and not some poor kid getting anally raped at a drag show.