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[Retink]

All the tomatoes turned Warski into a tomato can. The internet really is poetic sometimes.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Null eats babies

 

[Aunt Carol]

Someone will always be hiring. even if they're not you should go back, one of their employees might have overdosed.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Vince "Blow Me" Shlomi
Vince "Tug My Pepperoni" Shlomi
Vince "Bite My Baloney" Shlomi
Vince "I can't think of any other clever puns" Shlomi

 

[Meiwaku]

My new vaginal canal is going to be partly made of Alloderm which is made of sterilized tissue of human cadaver skin which is so fucking cool and cyberpunk???

 

[Saturnine]

The little gunt on Ariel made me chuckle.

 

[Meat Target]

I look forward to the typo-riddled request for a delay filed at 11:59 p.m. on September 14.

"I know more about the law than someone who went to law school, except when the other party punches me in the balls in a legal sense, Then I need help that the court isn't allowed to give me."

I must coom but I have no dick.

Wait, $20? That's it? I thought you had to kill a random homeless person.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

She's fucking dead in DK64.
What the fuck.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Sorry but I already promised null I would not kill any more of the lolcows.

 

[Saturnine]

FACE THE WRATH OF KIWIFARMS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I need you to roll your rig into my castle

What da fuck Tim....

Tim being a low-key racist incel who genuinely hates rich people just because they're rich and wants to tax people as an equalizer rather than to pay for anything specific is the funniest thing about him.

Pick a lane, Luna. You can't have it both ways.

I stopped having periods when I was 15. I don't know why. Maybe I'm infertile. I'm only able to have them when I'm on some form of hormonal contraception. I had my IUD taken out earlier this year, and haven't had another one put in.

I was reading this thread while having breakfast this morning. Two hours later I was bleeding.

This thread is cursed and I welcome everyone who has posted in it to eat a dick.

This has been my funny period story. Fuck you.

He's a pussy that only fights inanimate objects, like walls and keyboards

"I think I can do it [ murder lil bro] legally"

Godspeed Samuel

A brow like a Chinese goose.
A jaw like a Shoebill stork.
Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds.

We'd dox space aliens if we were able to.

Don't make fun of Chris, him and Barbie Chan have been cruelly separated by the system and will be reunited one day, if not in this life then when they pass on and enter CWCville for good.

Ontologically.

No thanks, I'm not a necrophile

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Ya, groceries. So she can cover her head in two brown paper bags just in case the first rips open during sex.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Yes, I doxxed and raped your virtual white nigger hole over the ethernet line all the way from Sudan.
What you gonna do now bitch boy?

 

[I am vomit]

Adding to the piss fertiliser thing

oh hey guys sorry I'm late to the thread I was just engaging in neo-nazi violence

Old news, we all know josh often soils his pants.

That's how i decided to get rid my moustache after discovering this guy called Hitler or something. Aparently he was quite acoustic himself.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"A group far worse than MAGA and QAnon put together".

 

[Ophelia]

Chris gets tired just by standing up much less lifting a corpse.

 

[Blackhole]

this picture speaks a thousand words and i dont know any of them

Really shouldn't have opened this thread while making lunch

"YES MY BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!! AUTISM STRIKES AGAIN. NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

My expectations were so fucking low but I still got a banana republic. Fuck.

one of the funniest things to come out of the war was when that one military group in ukraine made a video where they were rubbing bacon fat on their bullets meant for those muslim russian soldiers to send them to hell and the #ukraine libs on twitter reacting to that. “UHM NOT COOL!!”

HRT has done more damage to the nerd community than crack rock did to the black community in the 80’s.

I want an armless tranny snake god gf who's into my little pony play so bad

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

you do not know what i would do for an ayyden varient of the kikomi comics. or of the hanging troonjak

he can commit some terrorism via dickless clown porn?

origami meat void

 

[Sealbaby]

They are never going to achieve the pee stream of their dreams.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

#kiwilivesmatters

If anyone wants an extra laugh check out their youtube page with their dead air and bad dark souls gameplay.

There's honestly nothing remarkable about Keffals or what he's doing.

@Null, where did you hide the body?

Someone said on lolcow that they'd try and connect KF to the IRA

My dick-knife is at the sharpener's, but as soon as it gets back...well, then I'll start my gofundme for the expenses, but THEN...

My loyalties can not be bought with a digital Trophy Null.

The thing also looks fucking dry. Any guy drunk or closeted enough to stick his dick in there would have to worry about friction burns.

They keep the lube business booming

I have yet to see a fake cock look real. We have 100s of examples.