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[Aunt Carol]

What? No, I want someone to lick my crotch. Tf is this shit.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

From the full DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS IRC. (Archive)

21:09 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I understand what rape is, and I am against it fully, but (...)

21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION

22:11 <%ChrisChanSonichu> (...) I CAME OUT OF MY AUTISTIC CLOSET AS A STRAIGHT MAN, and NOTHING ELSE.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Apparently its a thing in India to test your manhood by standing as close as you can to a moving train. Its leading to some great content.

 

[Table Country]

The most possibly racist person is not actually racist because that would mean he would be infinently racist to all races (lim x → infinity) and thus he treats all races equally racist.
And thus the most theorotically racist person on the planet is also the reast racist person on the planet. But here is the real doozy: The least theorotically racist person on the planet doesn't have to be the most theoretically racist person on the planet. And thus it is theoretically impossible to be racist after a certain level because then you are too good at racism and would be racist to everyone and thus equal to everyone and no longer racist.
TL;DR no you can't become more racist up a certain point, it is logically impossible

they hate Pakistanis because of Kashmir (though to be honest I don't know why a Led Zeppelin song pisses them all off so much, but whatever).

 

[Aunt Carol]

Shit, just copy your consciousness and upload it into some cyborg with a massive dong.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

(I do not believe Michael Jackson was a best case scenario Michael Jackson)

I love how you can tell if an article is written by a competent grounded person or a mentally ill social reject just by checking if they write Internet with an capital I.

going around draining dicks like some kind of gay-pire

I know more than you. And that's more than I want to know.

Series of tubes, faggot.

Every furry I have ever known were die-hard Evangelical Baptists

It's fun to imagine that autism gives you powers but I don't think it does. It just makes you autistic.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Every time I read anything preciousleaf writes I feel like my brain is about to leak out of my ear.

 

[Angel Fall]

"Now two people who would otherwise be alive are likely dead because of a botched vaginoplasty."

Taken from archived tweets here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/srs-and-grs-surgeons-and-associated-horrors.76786/post-13056105

 

[Meat Target]

We're the Injuns of the internet. Once we roamed the web, shitposting as we pleased in harmony with the internet, but then the troons colonized our spaces and pushed us onto the reservation, and now they want to take even that away from us. Chief Null has bravely led the resistance against these settlers so we might shitpost in peace as he tries negotiating with the government agents for a better treaty.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

k well im gonna kill many of you and at least out all of you so gl

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

 

[Useful_Mistake]

ya i hit 13 of 15 arrests which puts me in the black anyway if i quit now so ya prepare to get fukin nuked u blind as a bat lifetime losers

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I pray that every Kiwi and every Lolcow on this board repent of their sins and amend their lives, myself included.

 

[Hitman One]

hahahaha transgender "rights" lmao
wtf lol hahahhaa

 

[Cats]

unlike other wildlife they wouldn't just leave when you yelled at them, but instead curl up in a ball and hiss at you and just stay there.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I don't trust any grown man that is seriously invested in anime. Either you are a socially stunted autistic manchild or have some very weird fetishes.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

PSA: The train is wider than the track.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

B. Ghoul on Twitter: "@the_moviebob @Danster19 @BoogerButtocks @spete…

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Before one more person tells me to block him, he IS. Even though he will insist that he’s not. He still manages to show up in my mentions and retweets me with no problems. After a year and a half it is no longer good enough for me that he is simply “blocked”. I want him GONE!

 

[AltisticRight]

Funny even as a shitpost.


Anti anime is anti White. You're a nigger and you're not welcome here. Kill yourself in real life.

 

[Meat Target]

You know you're a lolcow when a court rules that it is legally impossible to defame you.