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TIFU by writing a smut fanfiction for my girlfriend's birthday : tifu

archived 15 Nov 2022 20:46:56 UTC

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The last thing she said was that us getting trapped in the Wreck It Ralph and having to have a threesome with every adult character to escape was something that a severely ill person would come up with.

 

[Furry Trash]

Why. Why can’t your father just accept who you are; a beautiful female folf. Is it that hard?!

Link

 

[Meat Target]

This is like saying you're investigating a murder that happened in someone's house for an outside assailant with a gun due to knife wounds reported by known knife fetishist - his wife: mcmurderhusband von stabbings.

I wish every single bad thing on this disingenuous twat.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I'm deeply troubled by the new uncharted territory of having the same opinion as a narcissistic psychopathic sex freak.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

"You won't stop responding" - "Wrong as always, stalker."

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

"moewoewoewoewniccaniccanigga"

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

when did we start talking about vegans like they're part of the LGBT community

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If you are even a barely-functioning adult, then I don't give a 74-gendered fuck what you do to yourself.

Turn your dick inside if that is your desire, because after all what is a vagina if not an inverted penis?

Fill in your vagina with caulk and then commission the descendants of the servicemen who planted the US flag at Iwo Jima, to raise a fleshy dildo, fashioned from your arm tissue, on the spot, as a memorial to your sex life.

[tire inflation intensifies]

"It's not for fetish reasons, trust me. I just want to be a woman!"
"With a penis?"
"With a penis."

You don't even need to do that. That's performative.
You need not be performative, friend. That's an evil word. Ask - why would I be performative of gender stereotypes? Why would I prop up the gender binary by enforcing stereotypes?
No, no, you say. I am not performing my gender for your approval. I am transgender, I transcend gender.

Definitely expected the word missing from the title to be penis.

 

[Meat Target]

Look, I need to know if that chick's tits are as mournful as the rest of her.

I think it would be an important argument for Eugenics.

Genocidal rants on Twitter don't count as a hobby.

She's got what I'd like to call "a face made for doggystyle".

He'd argue with the light bulb as well.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Dude is two more degenerate streams away from trying out a microwaved watermelon on his penis while being pegged by his wife. Probably record it on chaturbate or something and start a secret society on how to be a true manly man.

I don't know how to feel about Nick crowdfunding stakes in Balldo.

The tripod discussion is much more interesting than the ass pics.

Nick Rekieta ass was not on my 2022 bingo card. What a weird rise and fall he has had this year.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Nothing says oppressed minority like banks bankrolling the dick chopping menace.

Reading WaPo radicalized me

 

[Local Fed]

Its just a stream of consciousness from a dimwit with dunning kreuger.

If you can't get a girlfriend, become the girlfriend!

fat ugly kike (no offense Null)

Unlike me, the walls in my room aren't a big white waste of space.

What is his life story? He “fell for a cult”, compensated by becoming an internet atheist, ruined his first marriage by buying manchild toys, wasted a retard’s youth being a fat lazy “dom”, pussyfooted out of it, lost weight while isolating, and never grew into a real boy.

 

[speedweed]

I genuinely have no idea what is more nightmarish: what you mentioned, his Crusader Kings-ass family tree where his grandpa trooned out and married his own son, or how his wife would suffer worsening brain damage with each pregnancy but he kept impregnanting her until she ended up a vegetable.

 

[Spud]

You'll never be a southerner. You have no cornbread, you have no cattle, you have no fuckable sister. You will die alone in the pig pen where even the pigs won't eat you.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

1- I'm an American.
2- big black dicks
3- prison rape

Thank you for your time.

Being a nigger isn't based on the color of your skin.

Its based on the color of your soul.

 

[Meat Target]

Kiwi Farms is to insane and/or "terminally online" people on the Internet what Jane Goodall was to the apes.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

They fucking capitalized Brown! The Brown race! I have never heard of the Brown race and I’m already racist against it.

If you're finding cat hair on your penis I suggest wearing clothes.

I pictured someone living in a shitty basement apartment eating spaghetti-os. This gets more and more bizarre. He's a lawyer that handles property law and construction disputes. I can't believe this is the guy. It's like finding out your neighbor is a serial killer.

Guys, help me convince him to start an onlyfans. I've been wanting to see this fat retard get fucked up the ass since his first face reveal

Boo hoo nigga

Well I for one would not donate to any charity he endorsed. Even if it was The Cuddles for Sad Kittens Charity, I'd be worried that they'd be dressing the kittens up as pre-pubescent Donkey Kong characters and raping them.

Can't one of you guys dox him from, like, the angle of dust or something.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I'm a homophobe, and you don't sound like a very nice person.

 

[The Line]

[2022-11-14 07:10:06 UTC] keffals: so I have PTSD now and one of my triggers is literally doing political commentary on twitch.

 

[Pissmaster]

If you insert foreign objects into your anus, you will eventually destroy your sphincters and thereby lose the ability to control bowel movements.