random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Computer Guardian]

Of course she isn't a "Pokemom". What are you? A horny simp?

 

[Hitman One]

I don’t know if this is funny or horrifying, I just can’t tell anymore.

 

[Polentic]

"STOP TELLING ME TO NOT BE RETARDED I JUST PASSED 3 CLASSES THE QUESTIONS WERE EASY U STUPID BITCH IF POKEMON WOULD BE A SCHOOL THIS WOULD BE EASY AND U WOULD BE THE TARDY MORE THAN ME WORKING AT A DESK WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO STAND AND SAY THIS SHIT RETARD"

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Shouldn't we be discussing her handler(s) instead? I see no point discussing this unfortunate looking girl directly.

 

[Meat Target]

A blowjob is the closest thing this whore has ever had to a job.

What were they even doing? Playing the old game of "Touch Exposed Wires"?

 

[Cats]

 

[Dirk Willems]

Is the full random.txt available for download anywhere?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

As a reptile/dinosaur/dragon enthusiast, fuck you. I see and acknowledge where you're coming from, and you're right, but fuck you.

I'll still take "Just a penguin with an ice cube head" over "Fetus shitting dream dust" any day.

"Guzzlord" sounds like something you'd call a fag.

Sonic and Pokemon have both disappointed me today, but it's my fault for having any optimism.

All this article really accomplishes is solidifying my belief that journalists should be herded into the sea.

I'm so misogynistic that I want women to be happy, not to cut off their tits and kill themselves.

2kmovie.cc is 10 times better for pirating Netflix content.

Take that clapping shit back to Black Twitter, faggot. No, I don't care that you're being satirical or ironic.

I honestly don't understand Lego that's intended to be put together once and for all, and never deconstructed to build something original. I suppose it's model-making for people who can't be trusted with glue.

100 years and what does Disney have to show for it? A gay black leading man and a crippled dog as the comic relief.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Get out of your own head, you're an adult. You're only going to get uglier as time goes by, it's not the end of the world.

 

[The Ugly One]

Fags and child rape. Name a more iconic duo.

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

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My Pussy’s Name Is Barnie Mac

 

[Shard]

A massive stream tearing Bob a new asshole to end all new assholes.

wisened elder kung fu master pac-man

 

[CansOfCant]

One day this grotesquely corpulent Baron Harkkonen cosplaying pig-man Pedophile is gonna oink his last child.

 

[JustSomeDong]

https://twitter.com/RKF881 lmfao



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If you turn airplane mode on, Kiwi Farms cannot be accessed, simulating downtime. Very satisfying,

 

[scallion]

They didn't even make him German; he's just gay!

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

a political movement of young gay men and ugly women that want to say the gamer word on twitter

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Shut up Wesley

 

[negativlad]

Just a cautionary word of advice I think you should be careful about who you call a loony.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That cake reminds me of tubgirl.

Like, is he an actual retarded person? Or is it all an act?

If the shoes come off, the nigga's dead

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

You know the phrase "those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it" I have a new one.

"Those who destroy history want everyone to repeat it"