random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

It's honestly very surprising the troon suicide rate is only 41% or that there are even any troons left if a single mean comment sends these things into a suicidal death spiral.

...old, though.

 

[Aunt Carol]

18 naked cowboys would never have let those poor animals die

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

In some circles, faggot means OP.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

The absolute state of modern man. Think of all the horrors and suffering our forefathers went through only for men to become as fucking pathetically cucked as that.

 

[Table Country]

I refute your accusation of melanation, niggerman

 

[Titty Figurine]

I like stochastios on my ice cream.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

"I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING, YOU ARE NOT PEEING, GET OUT NOW OR FACE DETENTION".

"I don't understand how this place even, exists,".

In other words, my username is a vague dead baby joke.

When the cows grow silent, the farmers moo.

first they came for the chuds, and i did not speak out, as i was not a chud
then they came for the fieldtroons, and i did not speak out, as i was not a fieldtroon
and then they came for the alpacas, and no-one was left to speak

Alpacaust denial can not be tolerated.

"A single dead alpaca is a tragedy. 50 dead alpacas is a statistic."
- Stalin if he would have trooned out

No fuck off I said I hope his dog got flashbanged and I stand by that.

Whoa now hold on here, trying to pin swatting on the website is one thing, but I draw the line at claiming Dynastia is a highly respected member of the community.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I can already see the Netflix original on this event. A mean ol white supremacist in blackface tricked poor Lateeshaniqua to blow her hand off while screaming "this is MAGA country" and running into the bushes.

The trailer is already forming in my head. Crane shot of ghetto neighborhood in the early morning (even Kiev looks peaceful in the early morning), voiceover, "Laquay-quay (or whatever), don't forget your lunch-- it has collared green chips in there, just like your grandma used to make". "Thanks, mom-- I love you". "Be safe out there, Laquay-quay (or whatever).

OMINOUS SOUND- cut to angry white man holding box of fireworks.

 

[ScooterL]

You don't matter. You never have. You never will. And this applies to the rest of the species equally as well.

TL;DR - Go back to Twatter or Faggit.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Panic at the dick show.

 

[Table Country]

I'm a kaiju sperg and am constantly berated by 60 niggers.

You are arguing with someone about an internet man you don't like on a cyberbullying forum. Please do not unironically talk about degeneracy. Where is your wife. Where are your children.

 

[Blackhole]

First time I saw this term I read it as Scholastic Terrorism and was wondering if people were threatening to bomb book fairs or something.

I’ll finally be able to say boogie1488 died again for real this time

How can somebody like Boogie have blood cancer? I thought his blood type was Custard.

Are you trying to play EU4 or something

You will never be a real CTO. You have no accomplishments, you have no authority, you have no credentials. You are a low level salesman twisted by affirmative action and office politics into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

You might not know this, but the Farms run on heavily diluted Death Note-integrated software. If you start a thread on someone and the thread gets 10M views and 200k replies the subject drops dead from all the cringe rushing into their body all at once.

For a second I was actually impressed that the artist accurately represented his body type before I realized that's supposed to be a chair.

I regret having written this. I will be 90 years old one day and I will continue to receive "Islamic Content" and "Horrifying" stickers to this post directly to my senile dementia riddled brain through Elon Musk's Neuralink Internet 6.0

Minors aren't getting SRS.
And if they are, it's not that many.
And if it is, it's a good thing.
And if it's not, it's not our fault for grooming them.
And if it is, we were just trying to be good allies.
And if we weren't, those kids deserved it.

He flew too close to the black sun.

Welcome to Potato General. In this thread we talk about spuds, both those that grow in the ground and those who post on the social media website Reddit.

I have severe tranny fatigue I don't know about you fellas

day 1 of being a ghoul

This isn't as stupid as "Everything you like eating is Goyslop and Jewshit"...


BUT DAMMIT IT'S TRYING!

Calling exercise racist might be the only thing that can get me to do it

Assuming the self-dox angle is true, Tate being taken down because his own ego wouldn't let him brush off a generic-ass small dick joke is some shit Sophocles would have written. We watched art unfold in real life.

Why stop at the desert? Give birth in the ocean, Robyn. Have your future spudlet be one with the dolphins.

Pfizer needs to raise prices because uh… uh… they didn’t just make billions of dollars off the Covid vaccine… they spend so much on “research” which definitely isn’t just the CEO’s child sex slave budget you bigot

Jewish tricks.

The US Federal Government laughs as it stomps on you dumb nigger cattle and nothing ever changes.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Before i had any experience with vagina, i thought i had a foot fetish. Turns out i was just a virgin, and actually just had a pussy fetish like the average red blooded male, but since the only experience i had was giving my female friends foot massages and whatnot, my thoughts went there (also i was like 14 so sue me) and i tricked myself into thinking i was a footfag.

I am become jibberjabber, worder of cognacious thunks. Bacdafucup, robot baby bird alter -- there's a new retard in town.

You can jerk off to whatever you want and still be a sane, functional human being.

EIGHTEEN ROTTING ALPACAS UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS AT TRAN RANCH

Alpacas own the means of production

Torn between wondering what these men smell like, and thanking Jesus that I don't know.

Yep, just walking down the street, minding your own business, and Big Pharma jumped out of an alley and chopped off your organs.

And the fifty dollars for licking the Amhole.

To all my Kiwis, be good to your genitals this year. Give the balls the once over every so often, schedule that pap smear or prostate exam. Take care of your body as best as you can.

One can dare to dream that this saga will go on far longer than it should and be recorded by every party involved.

 

[Aunt Carol]

killing yourself is also
a) scary & b) kinda hard.

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

This nigga really woke up on Christmas morning and joined kiwifarms.

 

[Table Country]

"So you're only half racist as well as transphobic?"

"I'm transexhausted like the rest of society, child."

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Wash your room, and organize your penis, cause where we're going there's a lot of darkness

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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What the fuck does any of that mean?

 

[Table Country]

What the fuck does any of that mean?

I dunno, but I find it based.

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

I must ask this; wasn't there some retarded shit about a transexual doorknob crying about sexual harassment every time, it got used?