random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[A Sunset]

He reads like he ate a bowl of reddit and then stuck a finger down his throat.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Shoving tumblr garbage down our throats, double/triple posting (JUST EDIT YOUR POSTS, THE BUTTON IS RIGHT THERE), and generally acting like an asocial weirdo is not the best way to get what you want.

While you argued about .40 and 10mm, I studied the gun youtuber.

And now that the world is on fire and the gun trannies are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for lolcows?

Boy, your indian mama would beat you retarded if she knew what you are doing on the internet.

I immediately knew after "29(f)" that this was written by a troon and i'm not sure how. Maybe we are at the point where it's safe to assume anything on r*ddit is written by a tranny.

More bad Trekkie fan art

Remember when that traveling robot went around the world, but lasted a whole 30 minutes in Philly before getting shit kicked?

F in the chat for the artists who can't draw hands, hope the AI can help and the AI fucks up the hands even worse.

I guess even Johnny had to resort to commissioning furry porn after the divorce. Not even the boomers are safe huh.

I didn't know what a "doujhin" was before clicking this thread and Fuck You for teaching me.

why is this a fetish?

There's one that I always remember just because of how chock-full it is with retarded tags and concepts. 459205
Contained within are such wonderful concepts like "dude turns into girl and has to get fucked by a futa to return", "sister's tits got bigger so I have to fuck her to return to normal", "got turned into a girl and raped by tentacles with sister until their stomachs looked nine-months pregnant", or "mom has a robot rape dungeon in the basement"
It's so retarded it's almost comical

All I want for Christmas is a giant post with videos of industrial accidents and no cartel shit.

I don't get if this is supposed to be an antiwar thing or the most autistic hentai I've seen so far.

What does MATI mean?

Pretty based takes for a bunch of slack-jawed faggots:

Sorry, Greta is too memeworthy.

This guy has definitely used that mask to huff tranny farts.

 

[WolfeTone]

"That's why I rotate crops, I've got spade, jiggaboo, porch monkey, blue gums, darkies, spear chucker, spook, moon cricket, coon. I'm never hurting for racial slurs in my garden."
- @Dialtone

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

These people have no real moral consistency and will always do to you what they claim to hate when done to them.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Everybody here is at least as autistic as Chris Chan so it doesn't surprise me.

But at least they're less likely to be motherfuckers.

 

[The Last Stand]

I have seen woke, I have writhed in the pits with it, I have broken pizza rolls with wokeness itself.

All that because somebody DARED talk shit about TLOU:II.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Just two jews on a ruse cruise.

 

[Hepativore]

For nearly a decade, every two to three months or so, while going about my day I’d notice the stench of week-old fish wafting up from between my legs.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

What a fascinating analysis of things I don't want to know about.

hey: a little secret, if you kill yourself kiwifarms wont load ever ever again!

Also where is exactly is this racism on Kiwifarms she talks about? It's an unfounded allegation by a lying nigger.

Digital Sharia doesn't sound so bad next to Dangerhair Despotism.

They actually made up a woke euphemism for "child prostitute."

Jesus Christ.

The most horrifying thing Clown World has done to me is make me understand Pol Pot's hatred of intellectuals.

It isn't even just a sub board culture. The trope "X is fat (and I would not have sex with them)" is literally MANDATORY Kiwi culture, dating back to the beginnings of Queen Pixyteri (PBWH). To say someone is fat is acknowledging their existence upon this earth. Smh

If you can't handle me at my masturbating in a dirty-ass bed you don't deserve me at my chimping out and getting banned from the magnet therapy clinic.

How this little prick could not realize the only interaction the pic would get is a bunch of autists on KF analyzing what he ate for dinner last night 21 hours later is beyond me. And that’s why it’s funny.

Anyway, some of you need to stop being faggots and fighting over applesauce.

Probably a pedo I assume everyone who hates the farms so much is either a pedo or something just as dark to hide.

I just love that he spent Christmas morning telling his jizz to “enjoy prison”.

I'm taking myself off the donor registry until I can verify that my organs will not be going to a black person.

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Thank you for sharing. No, my wife didn't email you for sex and then insult your ankles.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

An honest answer? Hands and dilators.

We should all pool our pocket change and buy the land to turn it into a Kiwifarms museum! Can't DDoS a physical place!

It's one thing taking Old Yeller out to the back quarter, it's another to go fucking Rwanda on the livestock you're supposed to care for.

This man plays way too much HOI4.

is totally right about moving pig though hehehe

 

[Meat Target]

Poor Cancer, coming down with politician.

Well it is Florida so mental illness is a given

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

I can't breathe.

millenials were the perfect generation. No generation will ever top us.

 

[Table Country]

Based Frenchies but using "le" unironically when it's almost 2023 is cringe

C'mon, Ralphs aren't real. That's just a story we tell children to get them to behave.

Ukraine defending itself was all just one big feint to pass gay rights legislation.

If a woman doesn't have something to be upset about she will actively search for and/or create something to be upset about, which is why I call my wife a nigger and slap her every morning. All of her friends and coworkers thank me for it.

autism isn't actually a superpower or desirable. Happy to help.

 

[PhoBingas]

Nothing but a shipping container, some industrial fans, canned food, Maker's Mark, a shovel and some newspaper and a whole lotta hollerin'.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jeff being a cry baby bitch as usual. I would hate to be in a ghost marriage with him.

 

[Table Country]

I want to revise history and change it to one where you learn what a fucking paragraph break is

The cultivation of potatoes in South America still bugs me.

They managed to make war look gay.
How is that even possible?

Maid Marian from the Disney Robin Hood was a legitimate "I would walk barefoot over flaming broken glass and Legos to kiss her" level of crush for me. I got into anthro art in the first place by searching for it on Geocities websites, trying to find decent fan-pictures of her.

She's also the only one of two anthros I ever had dreams about; with us dancing carefree in a forest glen with a swarm of fireflies as she hummed the tune to "Love goes on and on", silky-furred paws holding my hands as I looked breathlessly into her amber-hued eyes.

Man that is fucking gay.

 

[stupid frog]

Too long to be in the header, but never fucking forget.

The Alpacas were huddled in the cattle car. It was cold. The young ones cowered under their mothers who stared ahead blankly. The fathers had a beaten look about them. The wind blew across the forlorn steppe, bringing the promise of more snow. Soon enough a light snapped on and the sound of heavy foot steps surrounded them. The doors were thrown open. In the glaring light there was the shadow of men, at their sides other men in German Shepherd pup play masks.

"ALPACA SCHWINE AUS!" the command was given in a strange tenor that seemed to try and be soprano but failed miserably. The figures in dog masks barked menacingly. Spurred more be fear then desire, the Alpacas charged out of the cattle car onto the barren hellscape surrounded by barbed wire. The only light coming from a solar battery powered spotlight that cast a fitful glare over the encampment. Immediately one of the tallest figures, easily 6 feet tall or more began to roughly examine each of the Alpacas. The children were separated from their parents and moved to the side. All the Males that were not above a certain height were swiftly herded by the dog mask wearers who yelped in sadistic glee, driving them into the center of the compound. For the females, an even more sadistic fate. The hulking figures without masks wearing rictus grins began to roughly examine their vaginas and separate the female Alpacas into two lines.

Whatever criteria the inspectors had was not communicated, but ultimately several of the older female alpacas were separated from the the group to join the rejected males. They were never seen from again, but a baleful light glowed from the kitchen in the hovel beyond the barbed wire. "IST BURRITO TAG" the tallest figure screamed. The dog mask wearers howled with glee. And as suddenly as it began it was over, and those who remained were left huddled in the cold winter, without food and temperatures dropping below freezing. The wind blew across the camp. It carried with it the smell of grass, of freedom, and the charred odor of searing meat. The children did not cry. The females that remained huddled about each other while the males brooded dejectedly.

It was their first day at the Alpacawitz Tranch.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Still waiting on you to post that video of a fat juicy
trans-clit ejaculating down your throat.

Without that evidence, I'm afraid that we will have
to assume that you are a Neo-Nazi and that your
opinion will thus be classified invalid.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Guess the race

the F1 2022 Emilia Romagna GP aka Formula 1 Rolex Gran Premio del Made in Italy e dell'Emilia-Romagna 2022