random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Table Country]

Newports were created by Donald Trump to give black people cancer.

 

[Meiwaku]

When the cows grow silent, the farmers moo.

Holy shit why do these retards keep going to gynos??? What do the expect the gyno to do? Its like a fucking furry going to vet.

There is no creature on the face of this or any other Earth as stupid as a tranny.

 

[Chromeo]

For his part, Richard had stayed out of trouble for a while. He hadn’t committed an act of violence since he had dragged that bitch from the car and shot her in the head.

 

[neverendingmidi]

"Don't yeet your genitals off!"

 

[Aunt Carol]

GoFundMe doesn't have the option to donate bacon.

 

[Sheogorath]

He can't reveal who they are, they all work for the CIA and their dad's work for Nintendo, but they go to a different Kiwi Farms in Canada.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

i was so desperate i went back to fucking chris chan

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

i was so desperate i went back to fucking chris chan

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Next you'll be asking me if the French are white. No

The Anglican Church is beyond retarded. It was invented by Henry VIII so he could get away with murdering his wife, which while being very based, is an exceptionally poor foundation to build a religion on.

I care, homo.

In the absence of any documented facts about what's happening on the Tranch, how about some wild, baseless and unwarranted speculation on what's been reported on the Sheriff's blotter.

The second video made me realise that there is a particular facial expression you make when a bullet destroys your brain, because it's also visible in the well-known Vietnam War video of Nguyễn Văn Lém's summary execution. For reference (not the dumb expression he's making at the start, but the one after he is shot):

It literally has the consistency of jello and moves like one, too. Or a flesh-colored pannacotta.

I want a study where they suspend increasingly heavy weights to rotdogs to determine scientifically the breaking strain and maximum load weight of one.
For science.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Then came June 2022. I experienced a rare event of a confusional migraine that lasted 22 days and during that time I had forgot which genitalia I had and it caused so much stress and I was in and out of the hospital and I tried to raise this concern with several doctors...

 

[Table Country]

"If I take the mask off will you die?"
"It will be extremely fat."
"You're a big guy."
"For me."

Edit: Hey don't negvote me I've been high all weekend

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Fuck you Chester the Cheetah. I hope Mr High Score comes back for you

 

[RACISM]

if this guy wasn't me I would be dying laughing rn

 

[NoReturn]

It's a never-ending cycle that starts with a Pinterest board and ends in internet race war.

 

[Meat Target]

Even Allah didn’t read all that shit before rating it islamic.

 

[Larry Potterfield]

There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
They've given you a number and taken away your dance partner

"Footroose, Footroose, shoot off those dance floor shoes."

 

[Meat Target]

I keep hoping to read that he got eaten by alligators while taking a shit in a portapotty, but life isn't fair.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gavin...productions-inc-houston.142779/#post-14104951

A deformed autistic man in a wheelchair will animate Luna Loud from The Loud House giving birth to totally own those jooz!

 

[Gentlebastard]

HAHAHAHA NIGGAS STILL SCARED OF RESTAURANTS??? LMAO

Poor @Null got called a word salad

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"The owner/operator is an Ideologically Motivated Violent Extremist and Racially or Ethnically Motivated Violent Extremist. The users are as well. Counter & prevent the use of the site to harm others."

They had a choice: Burrito Nights, or burn the bodies of the dead alpacas. Look at the size of Kevryn and you'll see the choice they made.

 

[Vott]