random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I don't live in California enough to endure this slop.

Nice, AIDS fest.

One time I was camping and I got way too high and I had to go sit in the car and let me tell you that "House of Hair" has probably saved more lives than Trans Lifeline could ever aspire to.

Soon the special misgendering units of the SS will have total kektory.

Please nobody dox him, I don’t want to see him or his fursuit, ever again.

Do you realize how much quality entertainment we're losing? Well except for all the dead and raped Alpacas. That's not so entertaining.

They look like three inbred shitkickers on their way to get their asses whupped by some gas huffing adolescents. "Yeah, muh name is Leroy. This here is my brother Leroy, and him in the back is my other brother Leroy. What, you think that's funny?"

Can we take a minute to appreciate that Meg lost her job as a whore to old age and not a robot?

Also, this ADHD shit is starting to get annoying, it's about as bad as people claiming to be autistic. Just say it, you want prescription meth cause eight hours isn't enough time in the day to parade around the bath houses to get pissed on.

"This is not a place of honor. No great deeds are commemorated here."

I wonder how his mother is gonna take it, that their son not only mutilated his dick, came back home to leech on them with two enunch boyfriends AND he is going to be growing pot in their house. If my son tried that I would probably pretend to be dead.

Gotta say, I kinda wish we had an AI shit poster on the farms that could draw cow art. It would just be a really special touch to almost any thread.

Those are the kind of photos that flash on the screen without music at the end of the Netflix documentary.

This is deeply depressing and makes me feel awful.

From a pedo uncle to an ugly woman, look how far the medical field has come

What if my true authentic self is being a transphobe?

All the work of trooning out and going on hair meds just to pull off a combover.

I really wish we could find out, but I'll just schizopost until someone leaks it in its entirety. Specualtion is fun.

IllFonic? god DAMN.

that's the fucking company that made that dogshit Friday the 13th game that I fucking loved because it was fucking dogshit. Was a lot of shady shit around that game and company. was fucking hilarious.

He opened a store. Wherein he's selling a body pillow of his trans fursona.

You literally came into this thread to start shit by justifying a theoretical mass killing of animals and spamming soyjaks

State sponsored thotting. Glowthot? Fluorescent whore?

I'm guessing this is Latin America since they live in literal Pokemon land down there with their goldfish and cock fights.

 

[murph]

"Baby faced troll king" is the sort of thing that inspires ballads.

 

[Meat Target]

I read this lie infested smug shit and see how people are actually buying it and get so fucking MATI that I get Hakenkreuze in my eyes.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

YOU KNOW WHAT?!!??!!! I'M OUTTA HERE! I TRIED TELLING YOU LOSERS TO STOP, I TRIED SHARING HUMILIATING DEGRADING SHIT ABOUT WILL, I TRY MAKING YOU ALL SUFFER! YOU'RE USELESS PIECES OF SHIT, SO I AM OUTTA HERE!!

 

[HahaYes]

Contribution from general chat.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Just say NO to troon relatives and save enough to put their real name on their gravestone.

The joyous laughter of children in this world has been replaced by clown honks and the sound of perverts wanking their lubed cocks.

It's been cucked up for wrong think now

Handmaiden wife has a problem: After spending her money on her troon husband’s hormones, she’s not getting the dicking she’s used to. QUELLE SURPRISE!

You can't be a loser when there are no winners.

These people are up in the pulpit now, where the Bible-thumpers used to be.

So, was Jack the Ripper making the world a better place?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Don't you know you're siding with Stalin by calling me a homo man when I'm only cooming to animated cocks? Actually, you're the real faggot!

 

[oramge cat]

Mine is stolen from ideas about how to future-proof long-term nuclear waste storage and I even butchered the quote but what I said really sums up this website.

 

[Ken Barlow]

Remember. Kiwi Farms always wins.

 

[The Legend 27]

“My ancestors conquered civilizations” bro they were at best in a peasant levy being paid 6 quid max for the entire campaign of sitting outside of a castle for 6 months

 

[Foghotten]

Kick me from movie night over your fucking Facebook mom teir "uhm acktually it was Franklin Roosevelt the one who paid for the acceleration and increase in scale global hegemony of scientists nuclear project that was happening before WW2 and was not started by america"

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Live by the cancel, die by the cancel.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Two trans parents and two trans kids is damn near statistically impossible if their argument that you’re born trans is true.

This shit is more contagious than COVID.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I like Christory but my favorite subject is probably the Final Solution

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I wanna start a conga line yellin RETARD RETARD RE-TARD!

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Harry Morris is Ralph's new Josh's penis.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Imagine getting your dick and legs blown off and shitting into a bag with chronic pain and hallucinations for the rest of your life because some e-thot told you to fight for Blackrock.

You must have missed that meeting. I'll DM you the info to join the secret drone thread. Sorry!

We’re not supposed to be talking about the secret drones outside of the secret drone thread, goddammit!

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

@BrunoMattei wanted this added

Pizza time is extremely homo erotic I don't care if it's fake teenage mutant ninja turtle penis's and cum

 

[Pedophobe]

“no one is forced to watch my content or engage with it”

 

[Cloacan]

Who the fuck are the 11% of men who can't find their balls?