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[Meat Target]

And the lower body of what appears to be a mannequin. Did we know they had a mannequin??

 

[Table Country]

Are there any queers in this thread tonight?
Get 'em up against the wall.
There's one in the Highlight, he don't look right to me, get him up against the wall.
THAT ONE LOOKS JEWISH
THAT ONE'S A FED
WHO LET ALL THIS RIFFRAFF INTO THE THREAD
THERE'S ONE POSTING A SNEED
AND ANOTHER WITH CHUCK

IF I HAD MY WAYYYYYY!
I'D BAN ALL OF YOU FUCKS!

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I want a special award for getting two random text recommendations in a row.

 

[Meat Target]

"Cupcake head" sounds more like a safe word than a term of endearment.

Sounds more like a college term for slathering frosting on your dick before getting a beej. (shit was so cash)

I want a special award for getting two random text recommendations in a row.

 

[Lurker]

So what you're saying is, cart narcs act as a sort of social watchdog?
Exactly! We tend to find that the cart narcs sniff out the lazy or stupid shoppers, so their sociopathic and bad behaviour gets nipped in the bud right away. You've seen these lazybones? Pathetic beta males, with no girlfriends. Imagine how many less they'd be if they have been cart narced early and often.

this man's post is disgustingly underappreciated

 

[Meat Target]

GO FUCK YOURSELF TROLL IF YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING OF ANY INPORTANT TO SAY KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU COCK SUCKER!!

SPEAK ENGLISH MORON

You know the adage, "walk softly and carry a big stick?"
It didn't say to put the stick up your ass.

 

[Pissmaster]

Eat tater tot.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Remember, this is the guy that wanted to have sex with his girlfriend in the OliveGarden restroom (because his appartment was too shitty?)

 

[Sprate Header]

I only called you "Troonizona" jokingly.

 

[Gentlebastard]

This just in: people are three dimensional and have complex facets of personality, beliefs and morals instead of black and white, left and right, good and bad!

I can't tell whether it's a symptom of terminally online-itis or retardation.

So this is how the tranch dies, not without a shootout, but a single pitiful amhole queef and some vandalism.

I think that promise that God supposedly made to Noah to never wash the world clean with a Great Flood again might have been a little hasty.

If Nool ever decided (against all reason and sanity) that he wanted to own the Tranch, I'd throw in a couple hundred bucks.

So he did what a literal dog could do. Congratulations subhuman.

I hope it's fake and gay but I'll post it anyway

Every dummy has the right to produce content that would make them unemployable for life.

I'll take my sperg ratings with grace.

UPDATE: We can't get the unicorns because unicorns sellers are obviously TRANSPHOBIC and wont sell them to me.

I once saw a bloke put up a shelf (on YouTube), so I've got all the maintenance skills we could possibly need.

Holy fuck, over $200,000 raised and they have nothing to show for it.

"OH YOU'RE THE ROBOT BABY MISTRESS WAS TELLING ME ABOUT."

It's pretty funny to realise the self-sustaining troon friendly ranch experiment may have fallen apart due to two men beefing over crazy pussy.

No surprise an anarcho-communist deadbeat faggot who now lives with his mother would side with squatters here.

The authors of all these pieces about how wonderful polyamory is are just trying to convince themselves by way of crowd approval.

I love watching anti landlord tards start going hard for property once they have a stake in the land. Never fails

Terminally online bpd ewhore whos entire personality is uwu cute pastle colors really make for the best boys.

If this results in a lolsuit then that will be the final *chefs kiss*.

the first thing they go to is politics.....politics has become worse than a drug to some folks, I swear to fuck

If you want a vision of the future, Winston, imagine a crossdresser stomping on an alpaca burial ground - forever.

EDIT: I know he's just coping. I'm just trying to dogpile him even harder.

This would be a lot funnier without the added animal cruelty. But troons always have to hurt something innocent on the way down.

Jesus christ, when I coined tranch davidians for these retards, it was supposed to be a fuckin joke

They'd rather coom to a fake dick than a fake woman. And that pisses off the trannies to no end. I would say "based coomers" but I bet the majority of them are still jacking it to trannies anyway.

Never forget the alpacaust.

No sadder words of tongue or pen:
"Kiwi Farms was right again!"

i thought everyone in here knew that when we die and go to hell that jack is the head chef at the cafeteria

 

[vomitusdeux]

You can feel the weakness in his dad's text; the same weakness that put him on the path to destruction in the first place. No father should say, "It's your decision", as his son (or daughter) makes horrific irreversible decisions that will leave his testicles smelling like battered cod for the rest of his life ."

I'm at the pharmacy. I'm at the anime shop. I'm at the combination HRT and anime shop.

I should not laugh at “Even the walls misgender me” yet here we are

This site is like a reverse gay conversion camp but if conversion camps were effective and not just an excuse for a bunch of homos to go have gay sex in the woods.

Hey Keyden, Kalili, Ungabunga, whatever your name is: you will never, ever be a man, but you will always be a nigger.

A gorilla got shot in Cincinnati and things haven’t been the same ever since.

Nigger you cut your balls off homie.

I cannot believe this clown cut his fucking balls off and is now wondering why he doesn't have any sex drive

Oh and its definitely not a fetish, funny how that urge to troon out went with the balls too huh?
Who woulda thunk it?

I have a fetish for cleaning vaginas with my penis.

Imagine thinking this hard about child porn

It's like trannies build shitholes like beavers build dams, it's just their nature to do.

I cannot believe Elon Musk's hate site murdered an innocent child.

either way, the picture is comedy gold. hanging yourself while wearing a fursuit? its like an old south park skit lol!

When was the last time anyone saw an straight man unironically twerking?

She might need another minute to think about it. Niggers have an average IQ of 85 after all.

the kids are clearly POCs so they should be at the back of the line anyway....

Trying to pressure somebody to give up their hard-earned ride in the vroom-vroom car to somebody less fortunate sounds suspiciously like communism to me.

The next Bioshock game should be set in the ruins of the Tranch.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

@DangDirtyTroll

@WolfeTone, Dont lecture me on meditation, you threw piss at a cop

 

[Law]

My post said none of the shit you are insinuating you fucking idiot. You really slayed that troll strawman. Good job.

 

[Nigger Caviar]

He recently doxed himself claiming he lives at 308 Negra Arroyo Ln. Albuquerque, New Mexico. It also turns out his wife was cheating on him and he might be making Meth in an RV.

 

[Snusmumriken]

“If I physically could, I would be smiling really wide right now.” —Russ Greer

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Fucking globalists coming for my alliums.

forced to live in the amhole slime, surrounded by the ghosts of a 1000 alpacas

It's the ghost of Pepe, and it's come back for the rape.

Not in Minecraft either. In Colorado, where I can laugh at it.

Edit: pipe bombs not pimp bombs lol

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Years ago I entered a dick measuring contest. I wont say my size as that's TMI, but lets just say the person measuring was amazed. They put the tape up and their jaw literally dropped. Everyone stood up and clapped. The person measuring's name was... Albert Einstein.

Anyways that's how I ended up getting my gold medal for world's smallest dick.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

sauce

Like, game set and match my guy, fruit farmers win again.

 

[ForTheHoard]

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I'm not transphobic I just don't know the Greek suffix for disgust

 

[Brain Power]

I've exceeded my slur usage for the day but I would still kindly like to ask you to kill yourself. Thank you.