random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

"Happy Easter! Beware of that weird furry hiding eggs everywhere. "

 

[Spud]

Browsing the topic forum: "Oh, Gehenna has just posted. I'll click on that thread, he always has some inside insights into current political topics that are good to read".

Gehenna: "Arab women got big butts 'cause Arab men like that."

 

[Overly Serious]

You muppet. That's way too long for Random Text.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Crafting in video games is dumb and gay. If you want to make shit, do it IRL, video games are for violence, you fucking autists

i for one am getting pretty fuckin tired of open world FPS games with crafting elements. back in the day, you collected the twenty pig assholes to turn in for a quest or some shit. now, you just stitch them together for a five percent increase on pistol reload time.

any nigga who hates dk64 can fite me irl.

If I had friends, I wouldn't be playing video games.

Mytic Caverns on Tripod (by Ayresta Yentari, please look at the about page with her friends, it's adorable. The art by her friends is also adorable. You'll need to adjust your browser width to view it.)

Female autism before social media, genderspecialness and critical theory. Just a chubby girl sperging about poetry and dragons.

You muppet. That's way too long for Random Text.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Fine i admit. I AM A TRANS BUT I HATE TRANS ALOT AND WANT TO RID THIS WORLD OF TRANS PEOPLE STARTING WITH MYSELF

(Originally posted by @BlonkBloink, but it was deleted)

 

[Gentlebastard]

As much as I enjoy the funny, albeit horrifying, content on here... I'll be happy if one day, this thread among the others, will be nothing more than an archive of the human atrocities that plagued the early 21st century. Godspeed, frens.

there’s at least 700 troons names lilith and unfortunately they are real and do exist.

you guys are like the chernobyl liquidators for going anywhere near this shit

there's no ironic redditing, if you spend time and energy posting on reddit you just become another redditor.

I am forced to assume they identify as 2 year olds and- actually I really don't want to continue this thought.

Why do they think Shinji is a tranny? He just a teenager with daddy issues, depression, is suicidal and was groomed... hmm.

Good job Fatty, you're too dumb to even use a hammer.

This isn't just normal retardation. This is advanced, concentrated retardation.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

He said Hot Jew not Passable Tranny.

The Jew got jewed, an Easter miracle

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I have no doubt there's rule 34 of the DARE lion.

Pabst Blue Ribbon master race.

These are levels of retardation actual retards would have trouble reaching.

"I kid you not, this creature was 7' if it were an inch, with hands the size of frying pans, arms like tree trunks, and a voice deeper than James Earl Jones. Caked in makeup and a wispy wig, born only to swim and hate, not necessarily in that order."

The patriarchy wins again!

We are all just walking troon vaginas waiting to happen. Thanks for not dying yet Jim.

gi joe and transformers but cobra is just keffals liz and a few other infamous troons and the

....It's not an abdo, but I think a lot is the angle, a lot of the rest is that its southern hemisphere appears to be entirely unmoored, and the rest-rest is that she got someone to staple a burrito to her gat dam mons.

Something something chickens something something coming home to roost something something

three debunking surgeries

 

[Spud]

You muppet. That's way too long for Random Text.

Mein Nigga, Terry's speech about what a bird sees is a Random text, your post will be fine

 

[Betonhaus]

Just close your eyes and think of Texas

 

[Ookoo Squad]

The article makes it seem like those videos were depraved beyond your regular dogfucking

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Browsing the topic forum: "Oh, @Gehenna has just posted. I'll click on that thread, he always has some inside insights into current political topics that are good to read".

@Gehenna: "Arab women got big butts 'cause Arab men like that."

 

[Betonhaus]

THOSE ARE NOT BOBS OR VAGENE GOOD SIR

 

[Big Nasty]

A certified hood classic:

>Black people OC: Fucks bitches and beats everyone
>White people OC: Shits their diapers
Whites are doomed.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Yup, them IP2 RV people are intersectional & intersexual af

 

[Sprate Header]

You can tell he's a smart because he has placed a couple of books as decorations vertically in a corner. That's what people who read a lot do.

 

[Meat Target]

And this fat fuck will stare at you, fatly, with his fat face, and lie to you that he isn't fat. While being obviously fat.

And his cheeks are so fat and round they hide his ears. That’s like, advanced fatness.

 

[Blatant hypocrite]

you guys are like the chernobyl liquidators for going anywhere near this shit

that horse is fucking paste
but do keep beating it i want to see what happens

letting women post here was a mistake, now I've got an erection

 

[Anne Hyroe]

ONE MORE TIME GUNTCELS!!!! ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!

I will make this MY PERSONAL PLATE GANG AND FORGE GANG AND RETARD GANG SPERG THREAD!!!!! WATCH ME!!!!

How does someone fake a suicide online?!?!??!!?!? No wonder all of you are fucking retarded faggots who all suck on Zoom's cock!!!!!

 

[wtfisallthis]

I have a lot of fans!!