random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Zero Day Defense]

People will do anything for fame and instant gratification. He's got the spotlight now, not Mr. Beast. He's the important one. He's the interesting one. He's the star of the show. How many Orbeez can Jimmy fit into his stinkditch? None, because he's just another boring straight white male.

 

[Blackhole]

"TRANS RIGHTS OR ELSE" or else what? You're going to fucking shoot children? How tolerant of you, I want to suck your girldickussy now uwu

It's like you want autistic children to die without delicious artifical blue razzberry flavor in their mouth.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

He looks like Sloth from the Goonies raped an Australian aboriginal.

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is even more amusing when you know that a horny billy goat will pee all over his beard to attract mates.

There are twinks sucking cocks in a truck stop bathroom with a fox-tail buttplug inserted that looked at this article and then the author and said: "Holy shit, you're a faggot."

Poor fucker looks like Andrew Lloyd - Webber.

Not even a troon deserves that.

that doesn't get you updoots so he spins a yarn about about hordes of Christians lurking in doorways with painted eggs and chocolate bunnies

Folks, I don't think Patso actually earned a 1.2 gpa. We may have a case of stolen valor here.

For the next few pages we shall now discuss God's Ineffable Plan, the nature of Sacrifice, and if Judas Iscariot had free will. Bonus points for anyone bringing up Incident in Judea.

Sure, peace is cool and all but fuck that nigger.

Slaves at least got food and housing, this fag literally gets nothing but a ego boost, good lord

The man's got me thunkful.

Make it make sense. Or at least make it slightly less retarded.

I think stopping bullying in schools was a mistake

"umm I did a little fucky-wucky because I'm a moron" isn't a boast.

"I am an actual man not a pillow-biting homosexual faggot who takes it up the ass!"

That's just my theory. Does it make any logical sense? No, but we are not dealing with a normal human being.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Consensus is for fags.

 

[Meat Target]

Hey! Monarchism ain't extreme or unrealistic, it is the future of America, man! All we need to do is find a wife for Null and we'll be set.

 

[Blackhole]

yeah whenever i'm looking to cook mdma and make IEDs from fertilizer, my go-to source of information is the soyjak website

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Bullied for having an impure bloodline, acknowledging the wrong country, and wanting to play a wizard game by Japs, Chinks, and troons, a young lady sits on a bench, weeping, for there is nobody in this world to accept her. A man in a beard with a slobbering dog sits next to her, holding up what seems to be a pot of banana peppers.

He tells her, "Look at my banana peppers. It shows that I am responsible for your children if you decide to have it with me. Would you like some?"

The woman smiles.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Cant seem to quote profile comments but here's @Duke Nukem profile post

blamed anime for promoting communism in America

 

[Duke Nukem]

Cant seem to quote profile comments but here's @Duke Nukem profile post

blamed anime for promoting communism in America

Feel free to ask about that one if you would like to know more. He was a bit of a proto-lolcow before I knew Chris Chan or the concept of lolcows existed.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@DankSmoker
"It's hard to judge a good looking foot or a good looking butthole so frankly I'm lost"

 

[Desu Mountain]

What's happened to this thread is a prime example of why teaching women to read should be punishable by hanging.

 

[Pedophobe]

I'm not mentally ill I swear. but I need advice...lol....

 

[Spud]

why are you talking about Jews in the switch thread?

 

[Sprate Header]

Oranguhang yourself.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Misty will never own a gazebo nor any gazebo accoutrement in her life, but by god she will make tiny cross stitch plastic tat furniture and dream!

I never thought I was really autistic up until the moment I realized I’d rather tell the truth than have friends.

I wouldn't use those because if I damaged a woman's hello kitty merchandise there would be hell to pay.

I know I would be really butthurt if someone broke my foghorn leghorn glass.

 

[Spud]

it was the most disgusting thing I ever seen. I did masturbate to it, though.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I know this is concern trolling but it's barely concern trolling.

I'll say this for Nick, she doesn't kidnap and grind Negro children into pepperoni.

That we know of.

She's a victim just like those children who will never grow up to fart in her vagina

I mean, being a narcissistic hapas incel with a gambling addiction and a girlfriend who doesn't respect you DOES count as "personal issues".

Aw Hope is such a good girl she looks at him with pure contempt.

There's definetly some kind of weird correlation between trannies and being extremely ugly men.

Man, gooner priorities are something else.

Big tough macho man having to get bailed out by mommy, it's basically his life story.

Jeez, Null was right

All of this resulting in a grown man shouting at his beloeved 11yo child "what the fuck are you doing?" Whilst wearing a bra stuffed with socks

Your parents are fucking degenerates.

Or worse, Europeans.

I made an account just to share this MAP non-binary identified autist I stumbled upon on Instagram.

I didn’t think people like this actually existed out of 4chan sock puppets

I'll give Chris one thing: He trooned out before it was the current fad.

Taking medals from women wasn't enough; now they're going after dressage titles. How can a regular dancing horse compete against this two legged prancing madness?

I know his FB posts before this stroke weren't exactly nuggets of wisdom but it's like he's just (barely) one step above unintelligible babbling now.

The baby dies. Probably for the best, poor roid poisoned bub didn't want any part of this tranny shitshow

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Arguing about the Apostle Paul while also laughing cause a horse-faced woman married a drug-addicted streamer and photographs their dinner by putting it on the floor of their house in Mexico is like peak Kiwi Farms.

To be perfectly clear, I'm not temp banning you just because you're a furry, I'm temp banning you because you keep trying to derail the current topic to talk about furry politics and also you're a furry.

When Null said he was too old to understand it I started questioning everything because I’m older than he is

But then I went back to drawing pooners

I can't imagine caring about any of this.

A fucking congresswoman with an anime profile pic sock account that retweets vaush this is peak current year.

Look! Even the Corn Monster is laughting at how fat you are. It’s looking right at your belly and chuckling. It can’t believe you’d dress like that and how much fast food you consume! This Corn Monster is like the rest of the world.

oh right, Ghost Vagina... silly me.

If I had a nickel for every time a porn slag cosplayed as Chris Chan I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

Behold! Aidenus Nazarenus Rex Poonarum
If God is real, I'm so fucked.

He was either going to be a rodeo clown or murder some people.

This is like lolcow CSI

Maybe it's because I drank soda today and the high fructose corn syrup is making me weaker to the Antichrist propaganda but it could have been a lot worse.

yeah whenever i'm looking to cook mdma and make IEDs from fertilizer, my go-to source of information is the soyjak website

 

[Pissmaster]

There is nothing better then having sex with the anus of Trent then driving to Walmart to park and cross the street to get a free Blizzard at Dairy Queen with the purchase of another blizzard and knowing if your car doesn't start you free triple A assistance.