random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spud]

It's a sad condemnation of the American healthcare system that we cured homosexuality 50 years ago and it's as prevalent as ever. This would never happen in a country with socialized healthcare.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Short of just saying "this dude is a gigantic faggot," how much more of "this dude is a gigantic faggot" can a diagnosis get?

>being such an eternal boomer that you think everyone right wing must watch Fox News

A real Thunderdomesman gets his news from Hitler speeches cut up so it sounds like he's reading BBC Pidgin articles.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My parents apparently argued with each other over who gave me the 'tism

He's a human-frog hybrid. Maybe he has pubes.

 

[Aspiring Artist]

If you guess Jews you would be Antisemitic and correct!

Basically Martians used Jewish tech to ruin our lives

 

[Snusmumriken]

Shit.

Guess I predicted wrong then if she's all dead n shit.

You don't get full-body orgasms from licking your arm like a double-scoop ice cream cone? Maybe you're not trying hard enough. You have to really get enthusiastic with it. Lick a couple circles around the edge and then dive into the middle. Despite what that lady on the bus says, there's no shame in going at it so hard your eyes roll back in your head. Happy orgasming!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I was about to argue with you that no one is stupid enough to risk going to jail for two decades for internet clout, then realized I was in a thread about a guy who is going to jail for two decades for internet clout.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

That was a black woman. We’re talking about niggers.

Either chat is getting slow or some one has been overclocking the chinchilla

 

[Terffals]

I swear I'm not trying to alog a dog

 

[Zero Day Defense]

And if you're gonna tell me I got it backwards, you have to realise that the era you're defending is the era where chewbacca's father got VR porn for christmas.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

racist jokes are funny, racist memes are funny, racist trolling is funny
threatening to kill people while also being racist is psycho
just don't be a psycho about it

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I'll quit body shaming when they quit having shameful bodies.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Fundamental business challenges" is my new favorite term for basketball Americans.

Its too late. The vtuber thread is like 8000 pages long. The Nothing will absorbe us all eventually.

Stop being a retard.

You morons got me on Walmart's fucking side on this one.

Fucking Walmart.

Oh good, time for round 47362 of arguing over whether men or women are more to blame for trannies.

I can't wait for the Walmart PMC to be formed that just guns down darkies with impunity. Smaller stores like Walgreens will probably just hire mercenaries. Amazon deploys automated kill drones in their Whole Foods locations.

This is the gay retard version of the Shadowrun timeline apparently. With much less cool nuclear explosions.

You're telling me biannual strokes as a result of gluttony aren't a tradition in your family?

Typical libtard.

Some people just can't live without all their fake internet points.

a dremel tool will whittle down two-by-fours into nice sharp spikes for pungee traps

You couldn't waterboard that kind of information out of me. And here you are, just proudly admitting it

A horror few things in existence deserve.

Rated at the idea that this will shut up the retards once and for all. It's a great attempt, very interesting, but the autism levels present in every user of this forum (including myself) means this debate will happen over and over until the heat death of the universe.

Seems too good to be true, but it is certainly possible, he is that fucking nuts.

Truly, Kiwi Farms are irredemiable sociopaths.

Oh Christ they kept the rapist vicuña.

We’re going to test the boundaries of Free Use. Can a person legally sell a book of recipes cut and pasted from Pinterest?

It's very easy to follow the dipshit tweets of a mewling shitspigot in one thread.

If he actually did it the feds should literally execute him by firing squad (after due process ofc)

with that upbringing, the faggotry was inevitable.

OH NO THEY'RE MAKING SURE PEOPLE ARE MATURE AND MENTALLY STABLE AND NOT INTELLECTUALLY IMPAIRED AND NOT JUST FETISHISTS AND REALLY REALLY SURE ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT TO DO BEFORE THEY HOOK THEM UP TO DRUGS FOR LIFE AND MUTILATE THEM

THIS WILL BE THE END OF US

How the fuck is the pig going to explain this away.

 

[Coelacanth]

I'm so mad. I'm gonna have sex with my wogglefriend so i won't be so mad

 

[Aunt Carol]

An hero didn’t an hero til the ipod was invented to be lusted for and lost.

 

[A Grey Cat]

legendary porn machete.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Hello and welcome to all my fellow Chromosome Crusaders!

Remember that famous quote from Gandhi or Buddha or some other loser, that says, “A pile of shit, no matter how expertly polished, will always remain a pile of shit.”

Fair enough, if by “vagina” you mean “ballsack pussylips” (he does).

That's not controversy. That's propaganda.

You couldn't pay me enough to be famous these days.

So I just binged this entire thread in one day because I'm sick and have nothing better to do.

I was hoping this would be about the guys who sing sea shanties...

Watching this video is like being in another planet and examining the wildlife's alien nature.

I get it. Maybe dude just had one more fish left to fill out his legal limit. Am I not supposed to continue trying to get my full legal dinner for my family that day, just because somebody else ended up becoming the bait?

If anything the dude who got eaten is the douchebag. I'm out here trying to catch myself a meal, and this asshole just jumps in and starts feeding the fish


Fuck that dead ass dude.

What the actual fuck, it looks an alien was drunk driving and slammed his spaceship into the building.

Join us in the gardening threads in general and in beauty parlor's off-topic board.

>Snoot Status: Shortened

When you're squishing cute mice under high heels for shock value you've pretty much steered whole hog into retard town

 

[Meat Target]

“Excuse me, sir. I was told you’re having a sale on bomb threats?”

 

[Cats]

@AStupidMonkey

 

[FierceBrosnan]

I could fully believe that Bethesda programmed the people of Seattle.

 

[Aunt Carol]

don't worry, the 2 hour video was made by an autistic insufferable troon

I'm really glad God took time out of his busy schedule to give Misty a second toilet.