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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Maybe something similar with Melee and 9/11 being so close together?

 

[Spud]

QUICK ARCHIVE THE MONSTERGIRL PORN!!!!

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Large, angry, vindictive chickens. Thousands of 'em.

 

[No Memory]

I'm being nice because not only are you a newfag, but you unironically got tricked into cutting your dick off.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

i'm sorry but whoever uses the phrase 'epicly trolled' in current year deserves to be executed

"i'm sorry but whoever uses the phrase 'epicly trolled' in current year deserves to be executed"

 

[Meat Target]

well WHERE am I gonna store all my hentai now? Thanks a lot fascists

 

[Gentlebastard]

Nigga how is it a scam just because you have to pay for something. Seems dear feeder has spoiled you rotten. Many such cases!

Try To Not Praise Hitler For Twelve Hours Challenge (impossible)

Monitoring free-range goofballs and giggling in our safespace is what we do here. Prison and death ends the spectacle. It ruins our fun. We want them to continue their lives totally unimpeded by social norms and fears of THE MAN. That is unless they do something horrible like rape their elderly mother of something. Then, yeah, that isn't cool.

Deal with it. Deal with my high school trauma of not being able to dip tobacco and dump it out the spit valve because fuckin' Brent the bass clarinet wuss would tell.

Fuck that guy. Be fucking cool when you are in the back row. Don't narc when we are goofing off doing stupid shit. How hard is that?

girthday

I know you guys enjoy a good deadnaming.

I knew she was stupid, but I didn't know she was genuinely fucked in the head. Ready your popcorn, this is going to be funny.

Piling 2 lb of cheese on top of a lb of bacon is technically keto

Lefties can't meme and redditors can't. When these two people merge to make a meme it is always the most incoherent bullshit imaginable. They'll never understand why certain shit is funny and I love that fact.

I... what? Does this retard think the meme magic thing is serious? God I fucking hate journalists.

Sheer narcissistic Protagonist Syndrome. There is no connection between Steve Bannon, QAnon, J6, and some randos on the internet calling you a fat faggot with bitchtits.

He defused the situation with his gay cowboy charms. All of the officers, even the straight ones, ended up running a train on him.

i guess i missed the part of the scientfic process that said "make a claim without proof and call anyone who questions it a fucking idiot."

it is soccer so who cares, but i want to know what the slur is.

This nigga got a chef's knife in his ass crack.

The fact people just take this shit at face value, my God. The average person on Twitter should not be allowed to vote.

So is it about pizza toppings or a game about them? For some reason I'm thinking the people on this forum getting hard over the VeggieTales charecters

The New York Times published the guy's address. If the Kiwi Farms does it to a psycho on the internet who fucks kids and dogs, it's literal terrorism, but the Times is just sharing information to enlighten its audience.

I've reached a point where I'm appreciative I grew up lower middle class with parents that absolutely hated and didn't trust technology.

not even someone like myself is that retarded, come on.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You should be receiving a DM from my dog which hopefully will explain things. Stay safe.

@Ivan Daniloff

 

[keytar]

I'm sure the bucket of five junk foods will help.

 

[Bloitzhole]

I don't know how his mind works, but it aint right

 

[Aunt Carol]

I hope your menopause is better than mine!!!

--Internet hate forum

 

[internet friend]

Source: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-16195178

You should be receiving a PM from my dog which hopefully will explain things

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

@Sleazy Car Salesman why you tagging me, faggot

 

[Seafarer]

These fags are fapping to literal pizza now? fuck this timeline...

 

[Aunt Carol]

To be fair, KF is probably not an accurate litmus test of normal human development.

I am a young looking fat guy. I have a had a few gray hairs and my hair is really thin on top but like most of it is still the same color. I just comb it over. Doctors say I am morbidly obese. I just call myself fat or overweight. But I have been fat most of life since I was in my teens. Calling everyone obese started when nigger bammy got in office and started pushing the BMI. Until then the only people that got called morbidly obese were the 300lb or more types. What I call classic morbid obesity.

 

[Blackhole]

It may be the 10 year anniversary of gamergate, hitlers birthday, and the day my package arrives, but I think we can squeeze one more thing in to the 20th's busy schedule

Haha!

 

[Meat Target]

It's such a fatly bizarre notion, only someone feloniously obese could have come up with it.

 

[quackrock]

I don't know what the fuck is going on but I think I like it.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

I didn't threaten you I threatened myself!

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[Aunt Carol]

I wish we had racist football chants again.

The Virgin faggot USA vs. the Chad machista y homofóbico Mexico