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[SiccDicc]

12:23:39 AM
@dirt lamb these fine diplomats want to see your husband's mammaries

 

[dirt lamb]

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@Scout Trooper : 12:23:39 AM
@dirt lamb these fine diplomats want to see your husband's mammaries

sorry we are too tradcon for this nonsense

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Who would have guessed that the EU Bus was full of niggers and now every country that fucked it has AIDS.

get out of england retard wtf is wrong with people

Actually, what’s with French people and rap?

It’s always like “WIei Wei~ caulk fags parla fu, eun~ cheese wine too, avenaaueg xe oohnfg” over shitty ren fair carnival music which is like words a stroke victim would make after consuming a gallon of peanut butter and marbles.

Give it up, frogs. You will never be niggers, just replaced by them lol

There's nothing the state fears more in chaos than an organized, political element 'ready to help'.

go away no one cares about your gay ass philosophy nigger.

You're not a dissolute, profligate crackhead who belongs on a cross as a warning to others.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Just posting a few of Earls community posts from the past few days
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I know plenty of people wanted me on the team but I cannot compromise my personal morals or ethical values by created a racial charged diss track in order to tryout for the team. I hope everyone understands. Thank you.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Nothing says fuck you like Wall-E delivering a brick of C4 to your feet.

 

[Croaking Spider]

Fucking Adam's apple visible from the Banished zone

@Bugman's Burden This made me spit water all over my screen, 10/10

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I haven't sent any pictures of my genitals to any little girl until now.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

All my friends had multigenerational families of Sims and I couldn't get my one married couple to reproduce, so I lost interest.

I can NOT believe I spent 4 months of 1997 finding every secret in the computer game "Barbie Riding Club"

I have one of those karaoke games on the PS2 but I'm not sure if that makes me girly, gay, or asian.

Look at the retard planet we're living on, where somehow liking noodles is racist.

Must suck being Chinese. You write your Grandma a letter and sign off by calling her the "flowing lifewater of the family" but oh no you used the archaic form of one character and you've just called her a "Raging wet faggot". Sorry Granny.

 

[Path Wanderer]

𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓮 𝓢𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓱 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻
𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓹𝓮𝓭𝓸𝓹𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓪𝓻
𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓷 𝓧 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓸𝓽

 

[Gentlebastard]

All of their soothing delusions have been pierced. They're left with nothing but themselves. It is the only fitting punishment.

the silver lining here is you can still buy rope

Kiwichads... We are so fucking back and I feel so fucking good.

I love the amount of hack-assery that goes into making troonshine(TM). There are probably meth labs with more professionalism than this.

secretly based, or openly stupid

Excuse you, the LGBTPIAHPPPPSDFFBALLDO+ movement would like to let you know that they call those "consent accidents" now.

Chloral hydrate is merely a tool for speedrunning consent which has the unfortunate side effect of resulting in accidents (100% of the time).

Chloral hydrate is merely a tool for speedrunning consent which has the unfortunate side effect of resulting in accidents (100% of the time).

Now it just feels sad. Like watching emergency services removing the bodies from a car wreck or something.

Who cares. Every troon L, is a W for the lols. A W for the lmaos, even.

I know this is a typo but the word "Lamo" does have a nice ring to it as an insult.

JOHN MONEY 約翰·莫尼 MAGNUS HIRSCHFELD 馬格努斯·赫希菲爾德 INSTITUT FUR SEXUALWISSENSCHAFT 性學研究所 SURGICAL WOUND 手術傷口 PORNOGRAPHY ADDICTION 色情成癮 DAVID REIMER 大衛·雷默 YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN 你永遠不會成為女人 OSTEOPOROSIS 骨質疏鬆症 FECES SMELL FROM "VAGINA" 來自“陰道”的糞便氣味 DOOD 杜德 NO WOMB 沒有子宮 FORTY ONE PERCENT SUICIDE RATE 百分之四十一的自殺率 FLAYED LIMBS 被剝皮的四肢 MENTAL ILLNESS 精神疾病 MALE PATTERN BALDNESS 男性型禿髮 YOU CANNOT CHANGE YOUR BONES 你無法改變你的骨頭 AIMEE CHALLENOR 艾米·查勒諾 BATHTUB HORMONES 浴缸荷爾蒙 ROPE 繩索

He just isn't a bad enough person to find his death actually funny, even if he did it all to himself.

It would be kinda funny if he were able to come to the realization that he, in fact, did do all of it to himself.

you're going to eat lazy man's humble pie.... aaaannnnnyyyyy day now

I'm not a religious man but being struck down with cancer that force's you to stop sticking your male tit into a baby's mouth is about as much proof of divine intervention that I've ever seen.

we're so fucked that we need NINE deadly sins now

I dislike seeing faggots engaging in faggotry of any type, but if I was forced to watch Clockwork Orange style, I'd rather see a ladyboy than a couple of masculine faggots going at it. At least some of those "pass" in extreme circumstances.

Holy shit, if autism was a face, it would definitely be this one

Google Translate shamed. Whole company shamed. Dishonor upon CEOs.

But enough talking about an actually good artist, let's get back to the furry pooner.

 

[Spud]

Adult women wearing pants isn't normal or natural; it's a symptom of how pants-sick western society has become that men think it's normal and natural.

 

[umami's milk]

@Dyn why did you betray me like this and stab me in the back on the lolcow farm forums? What did I do to deserve this rape?

 

[Need4Sneed]

There's no reason for a man to put his nipples inside the mouth of a child.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Literally the only thing I know about King of Pol is that leaked recording where he was begging for a picture of some dude to jack off to and talked about how he's only gay as a top all while "rhythm of the night" played in the background.

 

[Meat Target]

The motive was always going to be niggers.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Ain't nobody in China walking around with a 15" dick, even with their magical Chinesium.

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

My stream got pirated recently.
I was pretty bummed about loosing all that revenue.
But I think whoever watched it for free was probably more happy to realise they saved themselves paying $35 to watch a grown man weep after getting the shit kicked out of him.
The total happiness in the world increased.
So. Whatever.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

You went straight from genocide fanfiction to raging interracial homosexual fapfiction. Congratulations, you may be the next president of France.

 

[Blasterisk]

It's funny, in my 25 years on this Earth, I was asked "what are you doing here?" ONCE so far.

Yeah, but that woman was totally in the right to ask you what you were doing standing in her closet in a Bill Clinton mask and furiously masturbating.