random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Florch]

Magic underwear protects against fire, knives, bullets, and Satan, but it doesn't protect against well deserved ridicule.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Some defectors got govt assigned girlfriends and spent all their time fishing.

brb, defecting to best korea.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

I don't know how someone can lack so much self awareness that they go from bullshit like "𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮" to "fuck yeah I pay to cum on 18 year old goth girls' feet."

The kind of woman who has a pimp that doesn't put up with any nonsense from his bottom bitch, but expects her to get out there and bring him that money.

If she doesn't bring home the bacon, she can expect to feel the whippy end of the wire coat hanger across her ass.

Her petit body makes my micro penis look like a normal penis

- boogie

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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We'd have sex, you'd work, I'd get pregnant, I get an abortion, you get mad, I murder you.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's about ethics in whores hired for inter-billionaire blood feuds.

I, too, am terrified of bare breasts. Especially when they're attached to attractive women. Gosh, won't any attractive women help me overcome my fear through intensive exposure therapy?

I think the attempts to start a cross forum war are gay.

There's a solid difference between speculating based upon information and acting like that faggot kid in middle school who's dad works at Nintendo. One is fine and the other makes me want to kick you in the ribs. Don't be a faggot.

Bless Null for implementing the smiley because when i see shit like this there's no better way to describe what i'm feeling than via it.

As for the proper girl to simp for from the Tim Pool Flophouse, that's obviously Sleepless for she is properly racist.

ATTENTION: A MASSIVE FAGGOT HAS BEEN DETECTED IN THIS THREAD.

Why do you faggots insist on being faggots? What is so goddamn hard about just enjoying the shit happening to this fat faggot with bitch tits, why do you people have to shit on the floor?

 

[Hitman One]

Any update the melanin level of this individual

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Imaginie Saint Floyd forever twisted, dying for ypipo's sins....

 

[MrJokerRager]

After you die at the Battle of Shitovsk, Joe Biden will mack on your anime body pillow at the funeral. In response, Fox News will run a story about the so-called-tolerant left disrespecting animesexuals. And there will be nothing you can do about it.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Sometimes Tyrone just wants his dick wet and Nigger U only has other bucks for his muh dik to downlow into.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Everywhere Dax shows up something bad happens to everyone else involved.

 

[Spud]

Maybe i'm just a massive pervert but I'll be brave and say the following: I like sex.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@zyclonPD

Honk honk, here comes the nigger boat with a fresh nigger shipment

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The only area of my city that has cicling lanes is also the only place in probably the whole country that has a rainbow lgbt flag painted on the street, right on the cicling lane too,

No further comment.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If you had consensual sex with one of the twins while the other did not consent but they shared the same vagina is that rape? Is it gang rape, Would their twin be prosecuted too?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hey @Lichen Bark! Glio wants to talk about leaves!

thanks for the heads up. i absolutely do want to talk about leaves with @Lichen Bark!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Sadly enough, the user I upvoted was downvoted by the rest of the others in the thread.

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[ScooterL]

yeah call the police on gender normativity thank you

you saw you bitch you saw you fucking bitch nigga fucking shitter my shitter

https://sneed.today/threads/the-pooner-zoo.149432/post-16525691

 

[Spud]

Try-hard elitists that seek clout through Chinese cartoons.

 

[Meat Target]

He's such a RINO chinese people try using his teeth as aphrodisiacs

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

If you go to an amusement park, or drink a cup of wine, you’re happy for that moment. But when you learn Torah, the joy stays with you.

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