random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Rotollo 2]

This is not a "gay gene" debate thread.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Ain't no real artist if he ain't jammed pencil up his urethra, which is the style in fine art community.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Are any of these content creators actually friends with one another? They're disingenuous opportunistic parasites that feed off one another for Patreon bucks.

 

[SenutiSolidus]

"You radicalized my little brother. Now he has Nazi tattoos and watches MLP porn."

 

[BirdUp]

 

[MrJokerRager]

This is the immigration policy I want to enact for my own country.

So these retarded island Niggers can kill foreigners invading their country, but if I do it I get charged with a hate crime?

Sounds like we're the retards, not them.

Good God that nigger whipping was so satisfying I had to have a cigarette after watching it.

How fortunate John was to have been born into the one, true religion. I encourage all his brethren and sisters in Christ to follow his saintly example in sharing their testimony with these unsaved savages, one at a time. Heaven awaits.

 

[Meat Target]

Sorry to say this, but you're no longer the target demographic. Time to start drinking hard liquor.

Anyone whose age doesn't have "teen" at the end of it who wears a baseball cap backwards on top of his head needs a bullet in it.

 

[Polentic]

He just made the mistake of being black

Spoiler: Source

 

[Gentlebastard]

There are three futures for your son:
1: NatSoc trannie
2: Islamic Giga Hitler
3: Chris Chan

I'm only willing to suffer for my art in cool visible ways. Pain with a pencil doesn't allow me to speak as a victim online.

Ain't no real artist if he ain't jammed pencil up his urethra, which is the style in fine art community.

people make up the most insane schizo theories about why it’s down. It’s always “someone leaked nuclear secrets” or “the site is being shut down by the feds”. Some janny probably just microwaved their hot pocket for too long.

Are manlets even capable of withstanding normal person sized aggressions?

The tlr: Kiwi Farms was right about fucking everything.

Chris is basically a Lovecraft protagonist as it is: tormented by eldritch horrors from beyond the stars (Sonichu), and driven mad as a result. The Dimensional Merge is terrifyingly real.

Broken clock right twice a day blah blah blah, but in this case it's a fat moron being a fat moron still that I'd rather not be on the same side of a debate, because I don't want to be stupid by association.

I'M MAD ALL I WANNA DO IS SUCK COCK AND GUZZLE CUM LIKE A THIRSTY WHORE BUT NOBODY IN THIS STATE WEARS A GODDAMNED MASK

EVERY DAY

EVERY DAY I GO ON GRINDR AND HAVE TO LOOK AT JUICY COCK THAT'S BEGGING FOR ME

"why can't these homo men on the Gay Hookup site specifically for no strings homo sex just stop thinking about sex and be more into romantic relationships?"

It's easy to wax conspiratorial about 4chan's outages in spite of its long-term survival but the hard reality is the site is built off of several incredibly fucked iterations of a fork of a reverse-engineered interpretation of the back-end for an old Japanese website before they had any concept of "competent IT" or "streamlined coding" as interpreted by a 15 year old nerd who liked jerking off to tentacle porn.

When your dick falls off in the bathroom and you don't notice till you get home. #JustGirlyThings

The sugar content is so high, Boogie2988 registered 5 accounts to subscribe to its OnlyFans.

 

[Blackhole]

Truly men being addicted to pornography and jerking off to women being degraded 24/7 to the point of developing autogynephilia is all women's fault if you really think about it. If only it wasn't for evil women then there would be no men in dresses installing cameras above baby changing stations.

 

[Poonocchio]

HARRO HULLICANE ERECTRIC CENSUR KILI FLAMS PREEZ
HULLY UP I GOING BRIND

 

[Johnny Salami]

There are three futures for your son:
1: NatSoc trannie
2: Islamic Giga Hitler
3: Chris Chan

 

[doodoocaca]

Troons are a very special kind of retard. The kind that's just barely smart enough to spend countless hours and lines upon lines of text to justify why they aren't retarded.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@henstepl

I fuck with cops and have a grand old time doing it

The sheriff at the probate office is under strict orders STEPHEN DOES NOT MEET JUDGE DAVENPORT and it's fun to watch him shudderingly balance himself around it

@AStupidMonkey, based and powerful men; anytime you can outpower a powerful man (I often do) you should feel good about yourself

Combination schizophrenia + schizoid BPD; substantial elements of catatonia, insomnia, and migraine.

@Lion of Yehuda

i want to play PPP's tummy like a drum

@round robin

Are schizophrenics legally allowed to rape each other?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I find myself asking "Why do I like watching retarded girls fail at simple tasks?".

It stands to reason that six books weigh less than a mountain of pepperoni.

 

[Hitman One]

(ywnbaw kys ttd)

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

The next time Republicans win, black transfolx will be dragged down the street behind rusty pickup trucks.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Irish Travellers are insufferable subhumans, at least in the US niggers have the common courtesy to live in ghettos and don't roam around the country shitting up place to place periodly.

Roma are the only minority group that I am actually racist and bigoted toward in real life and not just popping off on the Internet for upvotes.

Sure he is a fucking pussy, but he is a bigger fucking retard

I know this sounds utterly fucking retarded but then look at who we are talking about here

Shitivious is truly a name for the Negronomicon

If you're going to discriminate, at least have the cojones to be honest about it. Nothing makes me angrier or want to fedpost more than duplicity. like fuck, just be honest about your prejudices and stop pretending like you're floating on a cloud above all of us.

(I won’t call you nigga as you’re not one even though you want to be)

There are 4 certain things in life : Death, Taxes, Early Life and Paedo Trannies.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Please try harder to upload this video of two troons fisting in a goon cave, I really need to see it to be more outraged at them

 

[MrJokerRager]

The idea that the president should act like a gay robot is really weird, actually.

You will never be a president. You have no electors, you have no voter support, you have no path to victory. You are a Florida man twisted by dark money and establishment politics into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Voters are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed voters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even RINOs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a voter. Your manufactured support is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a few states to vote with you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they gets a whiff of your artificial, repulsive persona.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your donors will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you without a state funeral, just a paupers grave and a headstone with your name on it, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a loser is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Floridian.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.