random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Mourning_Cloak]

Brad strikes me as the type that would be more jealous of Warren Jeffs. At least Jeffs isn't a virgin.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

I'm not a nigger.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Yea know the most horrific thing about all this is that, most definitely someone has jerked off to the picture of the horse.

i like bush on a woman but the pose she is doing is gross she gives off insectoid vibes is she perhaps some sort of cryptid

 

['Ole Dente]

“I masturbated while shitting my pants during Mass.”

- James Ward-Nichols

 

[Spud]

damn that chicken got a big fucking rack

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Also, let the record show that trannies will shart in their underpants and enjoy it. Someone add that verse onto "kill all the gays" between drinking urine and eating shit in the back of J Crew .

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I will start a newspaper in North Dakota. I don't care anymore. Fuck tht Internet.

ITT: a bunch of severely autistic incels and femcels argue over which genre of genetic dead end is "worse"

A crazy magazine about cattle breeds, specifically the Common Western Lolcow.

THE KIWI FARMS IS PUTTING OUT A ZINE?!?!?!

I cant wait for the Offical kiwifarms Offical kiwifarms Offical kiwifarms Man-hate thread-hate Thread Hate-thread and its sequel the Offical kiwifarms Offical kiwifarms Offical kiwifarms Offical kiwifarms Man-hate thread-hate Thread Hate-thread Hate-thread

The magical days where I could mastrubate to wolf dog girls in SS uniforms and not have to worry about being outed as a Nazi by some loser

(Edit this is a joke)

Yoooo eatin Mom's spaghetti an ready to blow other people's money. This nigga truly is a Gangsta.

Stop subsidising manchildism!

Hans Niemann is NOT GUILTY and DID NOT use anal beads with AI to win

We went from Discord Kitten to Telegram Tabby.

From the new The God Project: Lucifarian Commodities thread.

 

[Polentic]

Also - this is not a complete list of my crimes against Christians (which are absolutely Federal Hate Crimes),

I lived in Stuart, FL at the time and I routinely stunk up and desecrated St. George’s Episcopal Church and Saint Francis of Assisi Catholic Church both in Riviera Beach (a shithole filled with pathetic niggers).

I loved forcing the niggers at St. George’s to smell my shit.

It (the nigger) was starting to get agitated so I backed off.

Masturbated while shitting in my pants during Mass at Sacred Heart Catholic Church

SOURCE : My Confession by jlwn111

(THIS WAS SUBMITTED TO POLICE)

 

[Seafarer]

My decision to join was independent of the edibles.

 

[demicolon]

Thats why I stick to drawn porn and fanfiction. No worry about accidentally jerking off to a trafficking victim with drawings of fictional mecha anime space nazis getting crammed full of dicks.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Shame on you you fucking braindead retarded nigger monkeys.

From Dear Feeder, on the Telegram channel (I can't decide if cutting off the sentence after "INTERNET" improves it or not, so I'm proposing both):

I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVERYONE DOES EVERYWHERE ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE THE WASHINGTON POST SAYS SO.

I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVERYONE DOES EVERYWHERE ON THE INTERNET

In response to a request for comment, Moon wrote by email, "Do you still print that rag on paper? If so, please send a physical copy of your smear piece to the PO box listed on the website so I can frame it. Thanks."

The Washington Post hasn't published anything worth reading since Industrial Society and its Future.

In all my wildest dreams, I never imagined you could be blacklisted from society just because you run a gossip forum shitting on sex pest weirdos without working genitalia doing the blackface equivalent of a women.

This must be what it was like in ancient China before people got so sick of all the eunuchs shit and killed them all.

“The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.”

He looks like he could win a head butting competition with a fucking Neanderthal.

From @AltisticRight on the Jack Scalfani thread:

"Tub of processed slop, unknowingly given, you will renew your son! Bottle of the processed food colouring, willingly sacrificed, you will revive your master. Blood of the kiwi a-logs, forcibly taken, you will resurrect your foe."

TL;DR I nearly killed a deathfat by sitting him in a chair and all I got for my efforts was a black eye.

Also, let the record show that trannies will shart in their underpants and enjoy it.

I’ve genuinely been in the company of people with down syndrome who have better sense than Taylor Lorenz does.

However much you hate journalists, it isn't enough.

Journoscum is fucking stupid, but this one may actually be retarded.

It's not even the cost that angers me -
It's paying anything to have TOAST delivered that gets me.
Fucking TOAST.

Ignoring the trolls. Does noT. Work. If he doesn't correct the record, people on TwiTTer will mistakenly believe his toilet is badmouthing him online. Fuck you're stupid.

I shall anxiously await the now inevitable attack of the troons .

I am officially too old to even understand this controversy.

Referring to women as "females" is dehumanizing. The proper respectful term is "front hole haver".

Um, Wow. It's not the 1950s anymore, it does not hurt you to say bonus hole haver.

"Owner" has connotations of slavery. What you want to use is "person currently experiencing having a bonus hole".

How narrow-minded of you! Person? Wow, bigorty much. "A person/entity/system of entities" at the very least.

 

[RACISM]

Next time I surprise a man mid-poop I'm making him show me his phone and dick.

 

[SofondaCox]

"Doing big bum bum and carrying heavy big bresse to go to church is the new fashion… Devil has already sealed a contract upon such folks" - The General Overseer of the Mountain of Fire & Miracles Ministries, Daniel Olukoya


Granted this appeared in an article, but posted by @JambledUpWords so she should ultimately be the one held responsible imo.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Seriously, if my balls get squeezed i'll fucking throw up and my lower back will twitch.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Bedroom doors on fire off of Marymont Circle... I watched trannies wank in the dark near the Omegle Gate. All that juice will be lost in time, like tears in rain... I hate my life, bro.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen chris chan return

i was at house drinking orange fanta when phone ring

"chis chan is at temple"

"no"

 

[Blackhole]

Patrick wears gloves, child. It keeps his hands soft and supple for making artisanal sausages.

>FUCK I'M SLIPPING DOWN ALL THESE SLOPES
I WARNED YOU ABOUT SLOPES BRO!!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
>IT KEEPS HAPPENING

"Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do."

A statement fit not just for any run-of-the-mill retard, but an exceptionally retarded retard.

"Other customers did nothing while I was misgendered in Dollar General, it made me question democracy"

His toilet is talking shit about him. What normal person would disregard such disrespect? He MUST respond to his toilet's lies!

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Bedroom doors on fire off of Marymont Circle... I watched trannies wank in the dark near the Omegle Gate. All that juice will be lost in time, like tears in rain... I hate my life, bro.

you don't choose the wigger lifestyle
the wigger lifestyle choose you

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

shouldn’t’ve,

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Having an Economics degree is not the own you think it is. I have one and I moderate Kiwi Farms.

♥

 

[RACISM]

You can have any sort of President you want, as long as he is literally retarded.